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Twilight at BurgerKing in Valpo.

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Stella Cadere

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:00 am


Alright, the other night my boyfriend and I went out to all fast food places and asked for boxes for our move, and of course we went to BurgerKing because he used to work there and knows some people. Well we walk in and are assulted with twifail...Cups, decorations, everything...I asked the guys worknig "Are you tired of seeing this sh*t yet?" They replied with "Its being taken down tonight!" They looked genuinely happy about it as well. The manager for that shift was outside, and was a guy Curt knew, so we go to talk to him.

"Hey Dan, are you tired of Twifail yet"asks Curt. "Yeah, I was going to sell everything with them on it on ebay, crazy girls will buy anything." They even had an Edward and a Jacob stuck to the doors we just used...but then we all noticed something, the top half of the Jacob sticker had been stolen! Some Twitard actually wondered up to the door THAT DAY durring shift while Dan wasn't paying attention and took it! He had seen it earlier than it was gone. "Well there goes about $100...At least I still have the creepy stalker left." Edward's sticker was creeping the hell out of me, his eyes were watching me and everything! So we went inside for some boxes and left. I'm tempted to go back and ask Dan if he really got a chance to sell Edward on ebay.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:06 am


Hell yes I would sell them! He's got the right idea. Twitards will eat that s**t right up.

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Gracious Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:14 am


Man when people are that obsessed there's just no helping them...
PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:15 am


MetalFluffyNinja
Hell yes I would sell them! He's got the right idea. Twitards will eat that s**t right up.

Yep, that's the sad thing, first they'll start with this while they're minors...Next when they're old enough, they'll buy the damned dildoes!

Stella Cadere


Razzz25

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:45 am


I would sell it....And also add into the mix a letter that lists every horrible bit about twilight...Or I would possibly deface the sticker before giving mailing it to them... biggrin
PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:58 am


Both wonderfull ideas...It just makes me wonder...They took Jacob and left Edward...So stalking is no longer OK but being a ***** is?

Stella Cadere


Jerba
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:03 pm


Bleeding Heart Willow
Both wonderfull ideas...It just makes me wonder...They took Jacob and left Edward...So stalking is no longer OK but being a ***** is?
Duh. Everyone knows ***** are IN!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:40 pm


Bleeding Heart Willow
Both wonderfull ideas...It just makes me wonder...They took Jacob and left Edward...So stalking is no longer OK but being a ***** is?
It's a fad, see? When new moon came out all the Eddykins fans went over to Team *****. Next when breaking wind comes out they'll all turn into lesbian ***** and join team Nessie. Three cheers for conformity in modern society!

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Stella Cadere

PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:24 am


bbchain
Bleeding Heart Willow
Both wonderfull ideas...It just makes me wonder...They took Jacob and left Edward...So stalking is no longer OK but being a ***** is?
It's a fad, see? When new moon came out all the Eddykins fans went over to Team *****. Next when breaking wind comes out they'll all turn into lesbian ***** and join team Nessie. Three cheers for conformity in modern society!

Oh damn...You have a point!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:54 am


bbchain
Bleeding Heart Willow
Both wonderfull ideas...It just makes me wonder...They took Jacob and left Edward...So stalking is no longer OK but being a ***** is?
It's a fad, see? When new moon came out all the Eddykins fans went over to Team *****. Next when breaking wind comes out they'll all turn into lesbian ***** and join team Nessie. Three cheers for conformity in modern society!


I'll feel sorry for the Teens who think getting preggy at an early age is cool. No, I feel sorry for the moms. :l No, I feel sorry for the boyfriends. They'll be forced to get their girlfriends preggy, while wearing body glitter. OH, THE SHAME!

PoisonXLilly


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Shy Star

PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:00 pm


_Loyal-Lilly_
bbchain
Bleeding Heart Willow
Both wonderfull ideas...It just makes me wonder...They took Jacob and left Edward...So stalking is no longer OK but being a ***** is?
It's a fad, see? When new moon came out all the Eddykins fans went over to Team *****. Next when breaking wind comes out they'll all turn into lesbian ***** and join team Nessie. Three cheers for conformity in modern society!


I'll feel sorry for the Teens who think getting preggy at an early age is cool. No, I feel sorry for the moms. :l No, I feel sorry for the boyfriends. They'll be forced to get their girlfriends preggy, while wearing body glitter. OH, THE SHAME!
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FFFFFFFFf after I took care of that electronic baby in grade 9 for my Child Development course, there was no way in Hell I wanted to get pregnant while I was still in school!
Fork you Meyer, you're undoing all the work that schools are almost doing right!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:39 am


After living with my brother for months upon months and more months... I never want to have a kid.

QueensCrystalGuard
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Gracious Shapeshifter


Moosetachio

PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:25 pm


I just read an MLIT about some girl stealing a sticker of Jacob from Burger King and stuck it in her shower. This is some strange coincidence. O___O
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:03 pm


I'd sell it to get a piece of me to want to go back into Burger King. I don't want to have to pick a side just to get in the damn doors. I can't wait until the decorations go down, then maybe I'll lay off the Mocha Frappachinos at the place where I work. It's making me jittery.

D_Marx


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:02 pm


Soft Pastel
I just read an MLIT about some girl stealing a sticker of Jacob from Burger King and stuck it in her shower. This is some strange coincidence. O___O
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O_______O She must live alone... I'd rip that monster off the shower wall if I saw it there!

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