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Romantic Conversationalist
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 Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:53 pm
Well SG, I thought it was time I told you about my relationship with my wonderful girlfriend Jess.
I met Jess through MSN. She was a friend of a friend who had gone to the same school as her before moving to our fare city of Cambridge. Unfortunately, the friend's old city was Bridgewater, which is a complete shitheap. But, nevertheless, I'm head over heels for her, so we'll skip past that.
Now, the friend of hers that had moved to Cambridge wasn't who gave her my MSN. That was a mutual friend who gave her my MSN and told her I was a "Ladies Man" by which he mean womaniser. This is all based off one incident in Year 9 which I am not proud of, and was naught but an ENORMOUS misunderstanding. Anyway, when we met, she was on the offensive quickly, but then she mellowed out after I explained things and she realised that I was actually a nice guy. A week later, we started going out.
Since Bridgewater is in Somerset, on the literal other side of the country to Cambridgeshire, in which the city of Cambridge is located (durr) it made meeting eachother a bit of a hassle, but thankfully my dad goes down there once a week for work, so usually I either hop on a train or bunk with him on his way down. We first met almost a months later, going to see Hamlet in London. It had Jude Law in it and was good. A few days later, at the end of my law course, I went down to visit her for a few days, then she came down here. For the first three nights, whilst I was down there, we slept in the same bed, and it was all innocent, apart from the odd kiss. To be honest, it hasn't got much more risque than that, apart from the kissing no longer being just the odd.
It's been six months now, little over, and suffice to say, I'm very happy with our relationship. The only bad thing on my side is that on saturday night, whilst we were in bed she fell asleep on me. It was a bit irritating, but eh, I can't hold a grudge, and I did keep her up late the previous night cool
But yeah. Thanks for listening SG.
EDIT: Okay, I dunno why I lied SG, I guess I wanted to maintain some innocence, but yeah, I'll admit, me and Jess do more than the odd Kiss. Still nothing overtly sexual, and nothing's gone in any orifice, but yeah.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:36 pm
Yay Hattie!
At least someone in this guild is getting some. biggrin
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:40 am
Definitely glad to hear that it's working out for you! ^_^
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:53 am
scream DONT ******** HER HATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL STAB YOU. I WILL GO TO ENGLAND TO CAMBRIDGESHIRE AND WAIT AT THE TRAIN STATION UNTIL YOU SHOW UP. I have skills I can find you mad Keep your pants on!
And then I would go find the girl and hit her with a crowbar for stealing your innocence and putting you at risk of teen-dadhood evil evil evil
I am very hapy for you and hope your relationship lasts a long time - hopefully until you are 18! And then you can have fun weekend booty calls together heart She sounds like a very nice girl.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:35 am
Nymphiedora
scream DONT ******** HER HATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL STAB YOU. I WILL GO TO ENGLAND TO CAMBRIDGESHIRE AND WAIT AT THE TRAIN STATION UNTIL YOU SHOW UP. I have skills I can find you mad Keep your pants on!
And then I would go find the girl and hit her with a crowbar for stealing your innocence and putting you at risk of teen-dadhood evil evil evil
I am very hapy for you and hope your relationship lasts a long time - hopefully until you are 18! And then you can have fun weekend booty calls together heart She sounds like a very nice girl.
Umm... We haven't, and I doubt we will for a while, but we are both of the age of consent here in the UK... But still, aww, that's sweet of you all for being so nice about it. Makes me happy.
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:17 am
Nymphi's nothing if not a caring and soft-spoken voice of reason. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:09 pm
Hatmaster Nymphiedora
scream DONT ******** HER HATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL STAB YOU. I WILL GO TO ENGLAND TO CAMBRIDGESHIRE AND WAIT AT THE TRAIN STATION UNTIL YOU SHOW UP. I have skills I can find you mad Keep your pants on!
And then I would go find the girl and hit her with a crowbar for stealing your innocence and putting you at risk of teen-dadhood evil evil evil
I am very hapy for you and hope your relationship lasts a long time - hopefully until you are 18! And then you can have fun weekend booty calls together heart She sounds like a very nice girl.
Umm... We haven't, and I doubt we will for a while, but we are both of the age of consent here in the UK... But still, aww, that's sweet of you all for being so nice about it. Makes me happy.
Are you old enough to care for a baby? You be careful Hattie and dont make your life harder than it has to be!
But you're a smart kid so I'm not really worried about you~ I just feel the need to tell you to be careful bc you're under 18 right? And I feel like telling you younger sg'ers to be careful bc I want you all to have good lives.
The older ones can go ******** a gaint rabid grizzly bear for all I care talk2hand
@Hotpants Damn ******** straight I am! mad
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:04 pm
Nymphiedora
Are you old enough to care for a baby? You be careful Hattie and dont make your life harder than it has to be!
But you're a smart kid so I'm not really worried about you~ I just feel the need to tell you to be careful bc you're under 18 right? And I feel like telling you younger sg'ers to be careful bc I want you all to have good lives.
The older ones can go ******** a gaint rabid grizzly bear for all I care talk2hand
@Hotpants Damn ******** straight I am! mad Inapplicable at the moment, but definitely good to know.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:25 pm
Rasani Nymphiedora
Are you old enough to care for a baby? You be careful Hattie and dont make your life harder than it has to be!
But you're a smart kid so I'm not really worried about you~ I just feel the need to tell you to be careful bc you're under 18 right? And I feel like telling you younger sg'ers to be careful bc I want you all to have good lives.
The older ones can go ******** a gaint rabid grizzly bear for all I care talk2hand
@Hotpants Damn ******** straight I am! mad Inapplicable at the moment, but definitely good to know. â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„
xDDDDDD
&& Grats Hattie! ^0^
â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„â–„ , S h i z z e h
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:38 pm
Rasani Nymphiedora
The older ones can go ******** a gaint rabid grizzly bear for all I care talk2hand Inapplicable at the moment, but definitely good to know.
ROGER!!!!! I should NOT say something about how you already did *cough*UTA*cough* bc she was lovely and besides for a majority of the time I really did like her!
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:41 am
Nymphiedora Rasani Nymphiedora
The older ones can go ******** a gaint rabid grizzly bear for all I care talk2hand Inapplicable at the moment, but definitely good to know.
ROGER!!!!! I should NOT say something about how you already did *cough*UTA*cough* bc she was lovely and besides for a majority of the time I really did like her!
Up until that HOMEWRECKER, Kairi was it?, showed up! But I did see things going downhill for them when I caught him looking a Strawberry shortcake smut... stare But wait, this thread, is just to inform us that Hattie is in a loving relationship? Thanks for rubbing it our faces... v.v... And it's not even the good kind of rubbing IT in our faces... It's The kind where we end up with a red nose, and crying into a Kleenex...
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:48 am
Although I don't know about the "crying" part, isn't it otherwise the same result either way? Well, maybe sometimes crying, but...
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:15 pm
Good going hatteh, I myself have been in a relationship for nearly two years now (Two years this january) and I have to say, despite the odd argument, I don't regret any of it smile
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