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Jerba
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:43 am


Well, there's not much more than the title says. I came up with the idea yesterday. There weren't enough forks for all of us at the table and my father was the only one without a fork. As he got up to clean one my sister said "Well I got a fork," and I retorted, "Fork you."

I just thought it would be a good Twilight insult... as in: "OMIGOSH!!! You don't luv twilihtg you mus be jelus!!11" "Oh, go fork yourself/ Fork you." Just because it's like 'Forks'.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:05 am


I'm not subjecting my language to Twilight, I'm sorry. If I can't keep myself from swearing about this stupid book, how am I to keep my sanity?

It's cute, I'll give it that.

D_Marx


Jerba
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:14 am


I think I feel the same way. neutral
I was just tossin' it out there.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:28 am


Good idea :3 "omg u dunt luv twilight?!1111!" "Nope, fork you :3" Brilliant <3

Lexie Red


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:05 pm


Like D_Marx said, that's kind of stooping to their level.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:43 pm


To much Twilight in my lingo...


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:16 pm


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If one says to me "IF YOU DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT THEN YOU DON'T LIKE FORKS", I'll say "Oh I like forks all right. I like them to take your eyes out with."

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If one says to me "IF YOU DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT THEN YOU DON'T LIKE FORKS", I'll say "Oh I like forks all right. I like them to take your eyes out with."

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Jerba
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:23 pm


The Unholy Shadow
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If one says to me "IF YOU DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT THEN YOU DON'T LIKE FORKS", I'll say "Oh I like forks all right. I like them to take your eyes out with."

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If one says to me "IF YOU DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT THEN YOU DON'T LIKE FORKS", I'll say "Oh I like forks all right. I like them to take your eyes out with."

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QueensCrystalGuard
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:10 am


No offense, but this phrase just sounds like something a Twitard would say.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:14 am


Demoness Crystallia
No offense, but this phrase just sounds like something a Twitard would say.
That's what I thought and is why I reconsidered not using it.

Jerba
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:59 pm


It made me gigglesnort....I still think just cursing is better, but it's cute, I gotta say....
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:23 pm


The phrase sounds too Twitard to me. I'd rather say that Twilight promotes global warming just for being the most wasteful use of dead trees.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:26 pm


Me- Fork you!
Twilight person-Is there really such a place? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG... OMG OMG OMG I'm totally goind to Forks University, that would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOTWIRIFFIC!!! I wonder if it's spakly...
OMG I LUV EDWARD OMG OMG OMG...


With my luck, that's exactly what'll happen.
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