Oh god, I love my mom. We were walking home from the bus stop. I was talking about one of my friends, she chats with this guy who can be really creepy.. Any way, i was telling my mom this I said
Me: "she tends to chat with this guy, he gives me this weird feeling sometimes. I don't know. he says these weird things and is always coming on to her. God knows how old this guy is."
My Mom: "Is his name Edward Cullen? Cause he is just plain creepy"
Me: *Falls on ground laughing*
As I said, I love my mom.
The 7 Gateways - Hail Enki/Satan
A guild for Spiritual/Theistic Satanism (previously a rabid anti-twilight guild. Putting it to good use!)
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