Marching Band no Jutsu
We don't have an... active barisax player, exactly. He's not in concert band because he had to switch into ACT Prep, and he was going to switch from alto sax. We have a tenor sax player, but she plays T.C. Baritone parts (And I play B.C. parts.) so we're covered on that.
We have one bass clarinet in class... but she is literally the worst bass clarinet player ever. (When she even plays) Then we have one bass clarinet player out of class, and he's awesome at it, and he doesn't skip concerts.
Yeah...I'm an okay bass clarinetist...but there is one regular Bb Clarinet that SUCKS. I'm serious. It's so sad. He doesn't put his feet in the right position, he's always squeaking, and he never turns in his practice record (I wonder if he even practices...). I feel so sorry for him, but it IS partly his fault.