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Twilight Sex Toy - say what?!

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I didn't think Twilight could get any worse
  But it did.
  Click the link - there's a video
  it sparkles
  And it retains tempurature
  so put it in the fridge for an 'authentic expirience'.
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Naito_Mitsukai
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:56 am


It's TRUE!

Oh my god - I was reading a site called Geekologie, and stumbled upon this. xd
I'm laughing so hard, but at the same time want to cry from the stupidity of it all. rofl
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:10 pm


Sadly, I believed it the moment I read the title. gonk

That Twilight s**t (in terms of capitalizing on youth) is like HP - people will seriously buy anything. Plus, it totally targets the batshit fangirly women out there.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:03 am


O..M..G..! What the heck, lmao!! It even sparkles in the sunlight. This is too much.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:23 am


What the hell? It's not even that sparkley.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:05 pm


I think the whole "put it in the fridge" s**t is probably the creepiest thing. I mean, seriously....inspiring people to do vampires is essentially like saying "Go forth young necrophiliacs!" They are dead people and all. confused
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:26 pm


Isabelle
I think the whole "put it in the fridge" s**t is probably the creepiest thing. I mean, seriously....inspiring people to do vampires is essentially like saying "Go forth young necrophiliacs!" They are dead people and all. confused


*rofl* I KNOW! It's pretty disturbing, isn't it?! xd

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:34 pm


I hope this doesn't lead to an increase in grave robbing throughout many cities because of this. I would definitely want to be cremated when I pass on and NOT buried for some loser to go into.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:27 pm


Theres also a "vampire teeth/mouth" fleshlight for the men. its pretty silly.

Pixie_Moyra


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:46 pm


hahahaha that is hilarious. if it wasn't such a sappy story line i would probably enjoy it.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:58 pm


"Go forth young necrophiliacs!" rofl heart

Really though, what girl wouldn't want a sparkling d***o?!? The cold, not so much - that sounds horribly unpleasant - but the sparkles, absolutely.

I do agree the Twilight fandom is getting a bit out of hand, but really, teens and young adults are the ones with the most money to spend on silly stuff, and they have no common sense to tell them not to. (Present company excepted, of course!) If I were going to create a product to make millions for me, that's who I'd market it to.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:36 pm


Skeletina
"Go forth young necrophiliacs!" rofl heart

Really though, what girl wouldn't want a sparkling d***o?!? The cold, not so much - that sounds horribly unpleasant - but the sparkles, absolutely.

I do agree the Twilight fandom is getting a bit out of hand, but really, teens and young adults are the ones with the most money to spend on silly stuff, and they have no common sense to tell them not to. (Present company excepted, of course!) If I were going to create a product to make millions for me, that's who I'd market it to.
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