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 Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:46 pm
... and I'm watching Twilight. No joke. I needed to see what the "hype" was about. As I was watching, I was taking notes, because well, of course, it needed to be done. Here it is.
Problems with Twilight (the movie):
People at first thinks she’s trash due to the truck, then they turn around and love her? What is this? All the guys are fighting for her because she is the new person.
Everyone from when she visited knows her, and for a town of 3,000 or so, shouldn’t they care less. If it was about 100 or that, everyone would know everybody, but it seems that she must be REALLY well-known for just visiting a few times when she was younger.
Edward is disgusted by her. xDDD OMG. Why does she obsess about him not being at school? A little pathetic. Edward has no inter-personal skills, at all. Sign #1
Lolz at the van. EVERYONE came over to look at her. Don’t people know they don’t have to involved. AND BELLA DOESN’T EVEN SAY “THANK YOU” ?!?!?!?!?!? b***h. Where are her manners.
Watching her when she sleeps: Reminds me of that Lionel Richie song... So creepy!!! Jeez.
HOW THE HELL ARE THESE TWO FALLING IN LOVE?!?!?!??! God he’s such a jackass.
“Your mood swings are giving me whiplash.” THEN WHY DO YOU BOTHER?!?!?!? God she’s such a ditz.
Bella should not be giving advice on who can be strong, independent women..... xD
Gang scene: Is edward following her?!And a little Volvo, that’s manly. xD
Her friends are so ditzy, typical dumb girls. Even in them there are no personalities, just what typical high school girls say and think.
“Is there something wrong with me?” Yes, yes there is. x.x; You’re a flake. This whole dinner scene is making me gag. x.x;
Even after dinner, saving her life, and driving her back to town, SHE STILL DOESN’T SAY THANK YOU. Oi. u.u;
Doesn’t anyone say anything about them walking into the woods.... alone. Right by school? And why does she think it’s safe to talk in the woods? Pushy much with the “say it”? That’s not a nice way to grab her arm, he’s very forceful.... Sign #2.
“Just like diamonds.” He’s suppose to burn. And if “skin of a killer” is suppose to be glittery..... They would be make him IRL. Seriously,
“I wanted to kill you.” Please do, make it better. “Your scent is like a drug to me.” Pffffffftttttttttt HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
“I’m afraid of losing you?!” WTF. You barely know him. u.u; *sigh* “Sick maschostic lion....” u.u; Oi. *needs a spoon to gouge out her eyes* How can she be in love so soon?
Bite and restrain, I believe actual vampires do restrain themselves.
“Vegetarians”. xDDDD Yeah right.
Question: If these times were to lapse, what were vampires that drink True Blood be? Vegans? xDDD
Awww Jacob is trying to be a true friend with Bella.... How cute. *gag*
Edward is taking Bella to see the family, and really? They make her food. Why make it more awkward like that. And Rosalie has an anger issue, tone that b***h down please!
And so, this ends part 1, since I am watching on mega video and they make you wait to watch after a certain amount of time. x.x;
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:05 pm
To guys who sparkle, Volvo is considered manly XD And in the gang scene, why do they all of a sudden become so afraid of Edward?
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:16 pm
Lexie Red To guys who sparkle, Volvo is considered manly XD And in the gang scene, why do they all of a sudden become so afraid of Edward? Because he gave them the constipated look and they were afraid that he was going to take a dump on him?
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:34 pm
Moon Shoes Potter Lexie Red To guys who sparkle, Volvo is considered manly XD And in the gang scene, why do they all of a sudden become so afraid of Edward? Because he gave them the constipated look and they were afraid that he was going to take a dump on him?
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:44 pm
Hahahahaha, I like the list! ^^ tis true and yet funny...
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:59 pm
Maybe he did a brain control to make them scared. Lol.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:34 pm
Oh man this is excellent. A lot of points on why she's a mary sue.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:09 pm
Moonlight Penguin And so, this ends part 1, since I am watching on mega video and they make you wait to watch after a certain amount of time. x.x; I watch megavideo too 8D
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:14 pm
My psychology teacher told me to look at the unconscious activity, such as how many times she blinks. Also, she never smiles. My teacher said she watched the movie again to take notes on how many times she smiled or blinked.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:59 pm
Jerba My psychology teacher told me to look at the unconscious activity, such as how many times she blinks. Also, she never smiles. My teacher said she watched the movie again to take notes on how many times she smiled or blinked. I was going to have this as one of my end-notes, but yeah, it's true. She doesn't smile once. And she did when she was like when her and Edward "fell in love" in the meadow, but it was more with her eyes than anything else. I don't think her cheeks are able to function her lips into a smile. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:12 pm
Moonlight Penguin I was going to have this as one of my end-notes, but yeah, it's true. She doesn't smile once. That's just freakin creepy...
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:49 pm
 So much for true love if she never smiles in his presence.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:45 pm
Okay, now part two!
Alice is just... weird. Jasper looks like he’s about to pounce (which he should). A collection of graduation caps, really. Slow dancing?! No bed... He doesn’t sleep.. VIOLATION OF VAMPIRISM!!!!
He called her a spider monkey.... lol. That has to be an insult in some form. If she was so clumsy let her fall off the ******** tree and break her neck. The end.
“He looks at you like you are something to eat.” like a piece of meat... and you jackasses aren’t doing the same thing with “the new toy”?
He has been getting through her window for the past couple of months... and he likes watching her sleep. Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. Creepy. SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONSSSSSSS xDDDDD This is amusing.
He looks like he doesn’t know what to do when she was sleeping on him. Lol. So awkward face. xD
“Still got that pepper spray?” xD At least her dad has the brains.
Why is Emmett doing knee- ups? What a tool. xD What is this family and their fascination with monkeys?!
I thought the black guy had breasts for a second. xDDD His pecks looks like boobage.
What is with those stupid stances?! Their eyes don’t glow and they don’t extract their fangs... VIOLATION ON VAMPIRISM (once more)!!!!!!
Okay, this is the most pathetic excuse to escape Forks from James. At least her dad is trying to fight for her to stay.... poor guy, to be put through that bullshit of the Mary Sue.
Tear them apart and burn the pieces.
“Bella is with Edward, she is apart of this family now.” Creepy. How long have they been dating again? “Bella, you are my life now.” ... Vampires have lives?
This James guy is just weird. “Oh gawd taht scenttttttt!!!!! *blows*” *gags*
She really is dumb enough to go to the ballet studio without anyone. AND WHO THE HELL FIGHTS IN A BALLET STUDIO!?!??!?!?!? And this why this is all messed up. This. Right here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH She is getting slung around like a rag doll. Yay James!
NOTE: You know what Edward sounds like? One of those boyfriends who tries too much and apologies all the time. Like when he comes too quickly, he just keep apologizing. xDDDDD
Just burning them on a fire kills them? Really? That’s saddddddddddddddddddd.
Venom in the bite? That kills.... VIOLATION ON VAMPIRISM (once, once more)!!!! Usually
He keeps blaming himself. xDDD It’s so funneh.
“We can’t be apart, you can’t leave me.” Demanding much, Bella? Does she have abandonment issues or something?
Lol I love the look her dad gives Edward when he says “you look perfect” to Bella for prom. He even gave her a new can of pepper spray.
Jacob is such a nerd. And you can see the tension between Edward and Jacob. Ew, what is that jacket? So ugly. And who the hell dances like that? I think the 70’s called, they want their dancing back!
And the 1770’s..... u.u;
“I’m done, already.” With life. YOU ARE A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL. B/S. For the record, it’s just starting. God, please someone kill her so we can move on!!!!
Typical teenage romance movie ending-- dancing at prom in the sparkly lit gazebo. *yawn* So cliche.
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:40 am
I love this; I hope you can do the next movie when it's available. XD
You should post this in the forums somewhere and see the reactions.
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