The reason I did it was because I wanted to analyze them. I was afraid to tell anyone I was buying them; I thought my sisters would kill me. I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I went to the bookstore to buy them but couldn't because my sisters kept following me around.
I wore my "I KILL Boys Who Sparkle" shirt when I went today. I hid it under my jean coat. My father drove me there and I didn't tel him what I was getting. He followed a few feet behind, and I asked the woman working there, "Where's the Twilight section?" She asked one of her coworkers and they began talking to me, telling me about other products. They were saying, "You know, you can get these drinkable clood capsules..." etc. And they mentioned "Here's the TrueBlood section..." etc. etc.
When we got to the Twilight section, I looked at the array of products decorating the Meyershrine. My father told the woman, once he figured it out, "She totally HATES the series. Show her your shirt." I opened up my coat to show her my shirt. When she realized I was ant-twilight, she started giving me feedback to my analysis, saying her friends were social workers and all sorts of fancy words for people who studied marketing behavior, and we talked about it for a minute or two.
I only had $40 with me. Breaking Dawn was the most expensive, so my choices were as follows:
Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or fewer.
Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, or fewer.
me best choices would be:
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse
or
Twilight and Breaking Wind.
I chose to get the first three.
Here's my plan:
You know the girl I told you about who sits next to me in homeroom? She's a total twitard - she has Twilight keychains and everything. She and I got into a terrible argument last year. We hate each other because of Twilight.
I'm going to come into homeroom tomorrow with Twilight in my backpack. Nobody knows I planned on getting it. When the girl comes in half an hour later, with everybody else having arrived, I will simply place Twilight on my desk, and say nothing. Let's see her reaction, shall we?
