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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:49 pm


((this is what I deal with in school every day people. It is crawling with "emos" XP))

so anyway, the day before yesterday i went shopping and bought the type of tampons that i hate by mistake (girls, will know what i mean wen I say that applicater was to big and hurt like hell to put in) so i was with my friends in between class and we went to the bathroom, of course, i ask Dani if she had a tampon and she said no, this one girl who mlooked like some emo wannabe said that she had one. She might be REALLY messed up but she was really nice. she then opened her purse and pulled out "Edward Cullen body glitter", a New moon book, some twilight lip gloss, all of which was in her Edward Cullen purse.!
(I got my tampon by the way)
But I got to talking with her and she even admitted that the book was really badly written, but the "story behind it was beautiful"
I wa polite, thanked her and went to class, but i was thinking all day about how can she think that a onehundred year old PED0PHILE vampire going after a seventeen year old is beautiful?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:05 pm


I peresonally hate tampons, never use them, unless I have to (swimming, dress for prom/ party, etc). Personally, it just hurts, I rather not stick anything up in me that's not well.... my man... nevermind. blaugh

But wow, that's sad... why are people so obsessed?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:13 pm



I think I might just track her down and burn that purse and it's contents.


Tampons are icky.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:22 pm


I can stick half a tampon in! But that's the farthest it goes. Q~Q

Anyways, you should have flushed her purse down the toilet and walked away.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:46 pm


I hate tampons. They're so uncomfortable. I always use pads and avoid swimming during it.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:50 pm


I thought you were about to say she had a Twilight tampon. With, like, Edward's picture on it.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:04 pm


Jerba
I thought you were about to say she had a Twilight tampon. With, like, Edward's picture on it.

lol he wants the blood!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:23 pm


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Jerba
I thought you were about to say she had a Twilight tampon. With, like, Edward's picture on it.

lol he wants the blood!


LOL OMG that was amazing. xD


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:18 pm


Yeah a tampon hurts at first but its way better then a pad....

and it's alot less painful then having a man for the first time...

i wouldnt have used that tampon it probably would give someone a sparkly t**t
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:20 pm


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Jerba
I thought you were about to say she had a Twilight tampon. With, like, Edward's picture on it.

lol he wants the blood!


LOL OMG that was amazing. xD


Indeed!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:26 pm


Jerba
I thought you were about to say she had a Twilight tampon. With, like, Edward's picture on it.
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Oh god that's creepy and gross
But props for the thought xD

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:34 pm


What if bellasue was on her period? Would Eddiekins stand under it like a drinking fountain? Just a thought. A disgusting one.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:22 pm


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What if bellasue was on her period? Would Eddiekins stand under it like a drinking fountain? Just a thought. A disgusting one.
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You're not the first one to wonder that.
That is one of the reasons why Twilight makes no sense, because if her blood smells so good then how do they hold back while Bella (or any other girl in the school) is on her period?
I mean she bleeds for five days straight.

I'm not a tampon person...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:45 am


PUSSIES.

I have a real heavy flow for only two days. If you have five days, imagine it all condensed into two days.

I am forced to use the biggest tampons on the market.

ULTRA. For women who like a manly-sounding tampon size.

It really only hurts if you're A- a virgin and B- have it in wrong.

Sorry, just can't imagine carrying gross smelly inside-blood against my panties like a diaper all day. and THAT much of it too. Eww.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:58 am


Yeah... I'm gonna ignore the whole tampon part... I just want to say that I love Miki's signature. Original Yu-gi-oh ftw! And, unfortunately, my stalker is a twihard T~T
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