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So, every show out there that has something to do with supernatural or more importantly vampires, takes a stab at Twilight. Which I think is awesome.
Ex:

Supernatural

Dean Winchester stabs a vampire and says
"Eat it twilight."

EAT IT

Vampire Dairies (I don't really watch the show, but I happened across this)

Girl: How come you don't sparkle?
Guy: Cause I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.

Cause I'm a real Vamp


Others (don't have clips):

South Park's
little episode about Vamp kids and the sell-out Hot Topic.

Moonlight
Mick was woken up and he said "Don't tell me its twilight..." He was talking about the time of day, but still...

Late Night show with Jay Leno on it, and they were interviewing... John McCain surprisingly.

Leno: "What was the last book you read?"
McCain: "...Twilight."
Leno: "What was the last thing someone told you not to do, but you did it anyway?"
McCain: "'Don't read Twilight.'"

Yes, that is the reason why Damon is kick a**. I refuse to watch the show, however.

If I ever get my story going and finished and public, I'd take MULTIPLE stabs at it.

But those are epic quotes.

I have a story that has vampires in it, not a total Anti book. But I will be putting a lot of anti-twilight references in it. I already planned for my character Matthew to tell Claire "Stop staring, I don't sparkle in the sunlight."

Also, I hate the sex in that video too. I stopped it before that.

Ok, Vampire Diaries has just won some major brownie points for that one in my book. Ohhh, how I wish Stephenie was watching.

"Eat it, Twilight" was pretty damn epic as well.
whee

Also, don't forget South Park's little episode about Vamp kids and the sell-out Hot Topic.

I think this might have been a sub-stab.

Mick was woken up and he said "Don't tell me its twilight..." He was talking about the time of day, but still... [Moonlight]