| Where is prostitute Bella? |
| She must have tripped over something and fallen into an alternate dimension |
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 Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:07 pm
So I was at a video store in the mall with some friends recently. There was pretty much a whole corner dedicated to Twilight fancrap. We all went "ew" and of course had to check it out due to morbid curiosity, just to see, you know, how many everyday objects you can plaster Eddiekins' face on.
And then I saw it. A cardboard stand-up of Edward Cullen. He had a price tag around his neck and there was a stack of packaged stand-ups next to him. The tag read:
"Take me home tonight! $16.99"
Pics or it didn't happen, I know, but my camera batteries were dead. Terrible luck. Whenever I see something Failblog-worthy, I either don't have my camera, or it's dead... xD
But anyway.
Eddie is a prostitute, DISCUSS.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:20 pm
He is a prostitute, chasing other men and raping them for cash!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:35 am
 You know, the sad thing is, I can actually see those ******** sleeping with that hunk of cardboard. Ω
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:37 am
The Unholy Shadow You know, the sad thing is, I can actually see those ******** sleeping with that hunk of cardboard. Ω *forms mental image in mind out of severe melancholy* Sick!! gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:42 am
I bet some of those fantards... ugh... *shudders*
Also, I LOVE the poll options.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:01 am
Let us hope he catches syphilis with out knowing and quickly dies the agonizing death he needs.
The poor piece of cardboard...being defaced by Edward...-sigh-thats almost as bad a waste of resources as paper money.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:18 am
Poor carboard Edward :c Maybe one Twitard took him home to cuddle and talk about their feelings. 8D
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:07 pm
Lexie Red Poor carboard Edward :c Maybe one Twitard took him home to cuddle and talk about their feelings. 8D
I never found cardboard that cuddly. But I guess it must be similar to diamond ice skin.
Ω
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:30 am
The Unholy Shadow Lexie Red Poor carboard Edward :c Maybe one Twitard took him home to cuddle and talk about their feelings. 8D
I never found cardboard that cuddly. But I guess it must be similar to diamond ice skin.
Ω
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:41 am
The Unholy Shadow You know, the sad thing is, I can actually see those ******** sleeping with that hunk of cardboard. Ω "wuwz eddwurd! You reelie R hurd as a ruck! Und UR skinz is smuuth two!" Tehehehe
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:36 am
Why would anyone want to take him home? He's not even going to turn you into a ******** vampire. OR rip your neck apart and drink your blood. There's no fun in taking him home.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:15 pm
Lexie Red The Unholy Shadow Lexie Red Poor carboard Edward :c Maybe one Twitard took him home to cuddle and talk about their feelings. 8D
I never found cardboard that cuddly. But I guess it must be similar to diamond ice skin.
Ω
Then when he gets wet he gets floppy x)
Ω
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:03 pm
The Unholy Shadow Lexie Red The Unholy Shadow Lexie Red Poor carboard Edward :c Maybe one Twitard took him home to cuddle and talk about their feelings. 8D
I never found cardboard that cuddly. But I guess it must be similar to diamond ice skin.
Ω
Then when he gets wet he gets floppy x)
Ω Why was that so funny?!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:05 pm
You know what I'd do if he weren't so expensive? I'd set him up on the beach (next to where I now live) and BURN him. I'd take a video (or several) and put it on YouTube. That would be EPIC.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:20 pm
You should buy it and tape yourself burning it. Then you can put it up online and show us! biggrin
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