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 Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:11 pm
http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:29 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:50 pm
Quote: This record is broken only by Stephenie Meyer's latest book, released in April 2009 and entitled simply 'Chagrin Topaz Sparkles' ho man I laughed so hard at that lol
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:59 pm
"Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay."
I LOL'ed. Especially about the part of being a vampire being the same as on shrooms.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:52 pm
Funniest article ever.
"We imagine that Meyer's editor had to cross out the "DUN DUN DUN" in the original manuscript."
"And then Stephenie Meyer takes that trust, uses it to get your address and credit card numbers, and then breaks into your house and poisons your dog."
"Bella does not seem to care that Jacob the ***** Date Rapist Werewolf is babysitting the Little Loch Ness Monster Vampire Baby from Hell"
"This record is broken only by Stephenie Meyer's latest book, released in April 2009 and entitled simply 'Chagrin Topaz Sparkles'."
Geez, these guys are geniuses.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:56 am
I love cracked. I can't believe I didn't see this!
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:55 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:20 pm
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I'm surprised I haven't seen this, I freaking love cracked. So sarcastic.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:57 am
I'm tempted to apply and attempt really hard to get hired and be in the movie, just to represent the anti's.
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