Salutations and Hello. As I was browsing a strict and indepth personality test (involving rigorous physical and mental exercises might I add) (Oh don't you go fussing now, I survived after all) it appears that I, a Hungry Carny, would get along wonderfully with you, a Babbling Eccentric. By browsing your profile, I see that this is not too far off, for I see an incredible showbiz opportunity between us. I shall be The Hungriest Woman in the World, and you can be Ye Who Never Shuts Up, and we will delight and entertain (or horrify!) carnival goers all day long. Though not a particularly romantic connection, for quite honestly I am more concerned with pressing matters such as DINNER, we could surely show friendly support of each other's unorthodox career decisions, perhaps by getting a bite to eat.
Pleasure to meet your acquaintance and I am off in search of a corndog or similar festival food.
PS- You wouldn't happen to have a granola bar on you or anything? Fruit snack? Anything?