I dunno if anyone has ever posted this before, so sorry if it's a repeat topic sweatdrop
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Yeah, similiar to Twilight but this is ******** up in it's own way.
So, I've gotten enough money to go buy some Harry Potter books. I picked up the 7th one but refused to read it until I got all the others. I was searching through this Barnes store at the mall and I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I turn to see a man with a ninja mask.
I s**t you not.
For a moment, I thought I was being robbed... then wondered how long he had this on without security taking his a** and then how crappy the mask looked.
Anyway, he asks if I am buying Twilight. I show off one of the Harry Potter books and gives some weird salute, saying this: "I have successfully saved another citizen. Twilight Ninja, AWAY!"
... Oh, kay....
So he leaves with clerks staring at him funny and I go back to shopping. No sooner do I buy my books, and head down the mall... I see this teenage girl screaming bloody murder in the lines of, "HE STOLE MY TWILIGHT!" and 'Twilight Ninja' running away with her bags with the Borders logo on it... with a Twilight book she just bought and two security guards chasing him down.
... Yeah. Faith in humanity? Gone down the drain.
tl;dr
Never going to the mall again. Please, if you wish to go against twilight... do it safely and let people throw dead horses at you to bear. Stealing is not nice. I wondered if the retard did it as a joke or was serious about it.
So, I've gotten enough money to go buy some Harry Potter books. I picked up the 7th one but refused to read it until I got all the others. I was searching through this Barnes store at the mall and I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I turn to see a man with a ninja mask.
I s**t you not.
For a moment, I thought I was being robbed... then wondered how long he had this on without security taking his a** and then how crappy the mask looked.
Anyway, he asks if I am buying Twilight. I show off one of the Harry Potter books and gives some weird salute, saying this: "I have successfully saved another citizen. Twilight Ninja, AWAY!"
... Oh, kay....
So he leaves with clerks staring at him funny and I go back to shopping. No sooner do I buy my books, and head down the mall... I see this teenage girl screaming bloody murder in the lines of, "HE STOLE MY TWILIGHT!" and 'Twilight Ninja' running away with her bags with the Borders logo on it... with a Twilight book she just bought and two security guards chasing him down.
... Yeah. Faith in humanity? Gone down the drain.
tl;dr
Never going to the mall again. Please, if you wish to go against twilight... do it safely and let people throw dead horses at you to bear. Stealing is not nice. I wondered if the retard did it as a joke or was serious about it.
That's ******** amazing. 
