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Jerba
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:28 pm


I thought I'd start this topic because I'm reading the book and would like to share a few things, when I think of them, of course. Here's my favorite part so far:

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"you can ask [Malice] anything you want about the future, she sees everything. As I've said, she's already envisioned your future. And let me just say, it's not without controversy."

"What exactly do you mean, Edweird?" I asked nervously.

"Oh, nothing to get overly worried about--just a few hiccups here and there. Mostly normal stuff--you know, some vengeful vampire tricking you into going back to Phoenix and then ambushing you. You get pretty beaten up by him," Edweird laughed feebly. "Damn near kills you, actually. Then later you are stalked by his girlfriend who's out for revenge. What a pip she is! And then there's the time that you carelessly destroy the peace agreement between us and the Quailettes creating further animosity between vampires and werewolves. And who could forget your teenage pregnancy and premature baby that ultimately puts all our lives in jeopardy? And don't get me started on that ridiculous name you gave to that poor child. Seriously, what's that all about?"


This book is so precious. I'm going to read the TwiLite sequels instead of the rest of the series. xd It's excellent. I love the writing style; it mocks Meyer's idiotic prose.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:05 pm


I think I like this Edward.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:37 pm


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Obviously I have too much maturity to care about wearing the right clothes, but you need to know that the kids in Pheonix do wear the right clothes. If you don't know this, how could begin you to understand all the great stuff I was giving up by leaving Pheonix? Pheonix was "all that" or at least that's what I'd say if the woman writing my dialouge wasn't practically middle aged.

rofl I love it!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:50 pm


User ImageDo it. If it was released, I'd buy it.

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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:31 am


How can I get my hands on this book?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:14 am


Lexie Red
How can I get my hands on this book?
You can only get it if you order it online. I think you can order it and then pick it up at Barnes & Noble. I got mine through the school library.

Look it up at twilightparody.com.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:00 pm


Jerba
Lexie Red
How can I get my hands on this book?
You can only get it if you order it online. I think you can order it and then pick it up at Barnes & Noble. I got mine through the school library.

Look it up at twilightparody.com.


I'm not sure which fact is cooler: That you can get it from Barnes and Noble, or that you guys have a copy in your school library.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:07 pm


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Jerba
Lexie Red
How can I get my hands on this book?
You can only get it if you order it online. I think you can order it and then pick it up at Barnes & Noble. I got mine through the school library.

Look it up at twilightparody.com.


I'm not sure which fact is cooler: That you can get it from Barnes and Noble, or that you guys have a copy in your school library.

I wish my school had a copy. We don't have Barnes and Noble here :c

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:13 pm


Lexie Red
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Jerba
Lexie Red
How can I get my hands on this book?
You can only get it if you order it online. I think you can order it and then pick it up at Barnes & Noble. I got mine through the school library.

Look it up at twilightparody.com.


I'm not sure which fact is cooler: That you can get it from Barnes and Noble, or that you guys have a copy in your school library.

I wish my school had a copy. We don't have Barnes and Noble here :c


I saw you could order it from Amazon.com.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:28 pm


Jerba
Lexie Red
How can I get my hands on this book?
You can only get it if you order it online. I think you can order it and then pick it up at Barnes & Noble. I got mine through the school library.

Look it up at twilightparody.com.


I'm going to do this, too. I wonder if, since you can pick it up at Barnes and Nobles, if you can order it from there too. I special order a very-hard-to find book series that, in the USA, can only be ordered online, but I can get Barnes and Nobles to do it for me. Either way, I am SO buying this, and when I'm done reading it, I'm donating it to the local public library. mrgreen


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