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 Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:55 am
Since I tend to throw this, (forcefully if necessary), at everyone I meet and it seemed relevant to the interests of this guild, I present: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, another Harry Potter fanfic, either the most amazing or the most terrible fanfic I have ever read. Warnings include strong language, graphic content and serious WTFery. Only five chapters long and it gets better as it goes. Quote: Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading. "Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them." "I am no longer Scrumblegort." The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling. "The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal." He flexed one of his legs, which was made of pistols, and kicked a planet in half.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:28 pm
This is really good. It is so surreal I cannot imagine anyone writing something like this unless they were insane or on drugs. It made me laugh sometimes, but more than that, it made me imagine things I never imagined before. heart
Thank you for sharing.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:24 pm
Harry Potter on acid!
BRILLIANT!
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:48 pm
Simply amazing... Of course, it's nowhere near as mind-blowing as Dally-dear~
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:04 pm
This story is too good and horrible to true.
I suspect that someone is trollin' for lolz.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:47 pm
Ok, you've piqued my interest,
I'm adding this to my to-read list. cool
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:46 pm
That, good sir, was one of the most brilliant mind ******** I have experienced. EVER.
I'm totally bookmarking this.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:31 pm
I have no ******** idea what I just read LOL.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:16 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:44 pm
"Care to have tea, Harry?"
"You know how I hate chumpits."
What the ******** a chumpit?
x DD x
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:17 pm
MAGICAL PINK3 This is really good. It is so surreal I cannot imagine anyone writing something like this unless they were insane or on drugs. It made me laugh sometimes, but more than that, it made me imagine things I never imagined before. heart Thank you for sharing.
Anything that was written by someone insane or on drugs would be totally devoid of grammar or anything even slightly as clever as this. Actually, insanity doesn't quite mean a lack of grammar, but definetly freaking weird.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:45 pm
"Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading" made my week.
This is now on my 'must read' list....
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:26 am
LOL I can't stop crying. rofl this made my day
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:52 am
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