About MAGICAL PINK3 (ME)The powerful Unnamed God sank down to the dark abyss.
Being moved by his emotions he decided it was too dark, and from his finger tips sprouted fiery balls of light.
Being moved his feelings he decided it was too empty, and from his mouth he spat a heavy ball of clorhean matter, which exploded when it touched the bright balls of fiery light
Being moved by his thoughts he decided it was too smooth, so he shook his head and his holy dandruff spread throughout the cosmos.
Being moved by his contortions, he decided he wanted to poop, so he pooped.
Being moved by his loneliness, he decided it was too dull, so from his sacred fecal matter he molded cute little animals.
Being moved by an idea that struck him, he decided he should make a miniature figure of himself, so he did. So pleased he was with the result, he decided to make more. And he did, for 9 days and 23 minutes he sat or stood there in one place molding figure after figure of his divine appearance.
Being moved by a sudden sound coming from his homeworld, and by thoughts of things he dreaded and despised, he decided he should stay where he was and play with his toys, for as long as he wanted. If he could hide among the rocks no one would find him.
So, being moved by a sudden surge of confidence, he shrunk himself and hid behind a little cute rock that smelled of something he loved. He sat there looking at the cute animals and cute figures, moving around in an endless circle. Time passed, a long time.
Being moved by what he saw, he decided he should descend into the rock and talk with the cute creatures. He so wanted to hear them and play with them. But he needed a name for himself, for he was Unnamed, and a name is an important thing. "Something inconspicuous and cute, but also a little silly." he thought. "Something that shows my heart." He pondered for a second.
"I know!" His heart lit up "MAGICAL PINK3!"
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