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Lenimph

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:04 pm


I realized after observing the gross picture where Edward takes of his shirt and becomes Mr. ShirtlessSparklepants

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and the pictures of Jacob with his douchebag tribal tattoo

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OMFG THE WEREWOLVES DONT HAVE BODYHAIR AND EDWARD IS A ******** HAIRY BEAST
WTF!!!! ???? scream

Seriously the tattoos are ******** gay as hell
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:15 pm


Holy crap we found the missing link! Look at all that hair, when he shaves his bath tub probably looks like it's grown a carpet! gonk

FYI: Jacobs tattoo TOTALLY doesn't look sprayed on. Seriously. -_-

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Teh_Sheba

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:36 pm


Vampires have body hair, whutWHUT?!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:05 pm


That TOTALLY makes sense.

Totally.


@TIFI: Oh, gawd.
Thanks for the mental images.
I'm gonna go throw up now.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:18 pm


Werewolves + body hair = optional
Vampires + body hair = bad idea

Stephenie Meyer has ruined vampires!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:06 pm


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If the body hair was present when the vampire was changed, then maybe that's okay.

But really, when you think "werewolf" you think fuzzy. When you think "vampire" you think cold and dead, hence bare skin.

WTF, SMeyer? Seriously, WTF?

His new nickname is Wolly-pire.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:25 pm


I think you mean "woolypire."

And as for the body hair, that's ******** gross. Jacob should at least have SOME hair. What a *****. (No offense to gays. heart )
PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:34 am


User ImageI've heard of vampires having more hair, but I always pictured it on their arms for some reason... maybe because arm hair isn't as noticeable.
They should have made him blond. Then the hair wouldn't be as noticeable whether it was on his stomach or not.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:14 am


I think depending on what you study (like me and Vampires: The Masquerade) Vampires come from all walks of life.

One group called the Gangrel are the most animalistic group around. They are close to their inner beast and when they frenzy, they'll gain an animal trait of some sorts. It could be extreme calico cat fur to a bat ears to cow utters to gills. Just depends on what the character depends on more and see where it goes from there.

I think Jacob should be a bit more fuzzy though.

Hell, Sam from True Blood is a shifter and he's fuzzy!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:17 pm


ha ya if i was ganna cast some guy as a wearwolf he'll need somebody hair, and eddy really should shave (then again more guys should shave more then their beards, thats one reason why i like swimmers)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:55 pm


hmm...for vampires, I guess it all depends on what folklore/ myth you prefer. I tend to think the vamp's body would be kinda like when he was alive; if he was a hairy dude in life, he'd be a hairy vampie. Unless when you turn into a vampire you loose your body hair? (but thenwouldn't vampies be bald?)

But werewolves= wolves have thick furry pelts, ergo werewolf= even as a human I think they'd have more than average body hair, or at least be fairly hairy. I like my werewolves to have some wolf/ animal inclinations- like better sense of smell even as a human, a taste for raw/ red meat like steaks, even as a human, and following that line of thought, more body hair.

Unless there's some weird breed/ type of werewolf that's hairless? You know, like those hairless cats? (I haven't heard of any hairless dogs, let along hairless wolves, though...) Well, I suppose if vampires can sparkle (hmm....maybe the hair is what holds the sparkles on?) then weres can be bald.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:09 pm


Am I the only one bothered by the "gay as hell" comment? Seriously, edit your post it's offensive.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:13 pm


IKR? ISN'T IT ******** WEIRD AS ALL HELL? I didn't know marble was hairy. :/
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:27 pm


:O. I bet he's a goatpire then.
Fear him, he might run at you!

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