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 Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:03 pm
Okay, this is probably a dumb idea, but I thought it would be pretty funny to see what everyone would say. Pretend that the avatar above you wants to place a "personals" ad but is having trouble figuring out what to say, so he/she turns to you for help. Make it as silly as possible (but, of course, keep it "PG-rated"). Have fun!
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:11 pm
My codename is Alvinette. I enjoy sniping my enemies from undisclosed locations. I also enjoy romantic walks along the beach as I check for possible spies in the area. I am seeking a man of in his 20's who enjoys travel and setting off large explosions. If you would like to meet me, contact the CIA and ask for Alvinette. When they ask for the password, and give them the code word "Blitzkrieg."
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:13 pm
lilchibiusa My codename is Alvinette. I enjoy sniping my enemies from undisclosed locations. I also enjoy romantic walks along the beach as I check for possible spies in the area. I am seeking a man of in his 20's who enjoys travel and setting off large explosions. If you would like to meet me, contact the CIA and ask for Alvinette. When they ask for the password, and give them the code word "Blitzkrieg." I LOVE it!!! Perfect! Give me a little while and I'll think of a good one for you...
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:39 pm
My name is Chibi. I love to read Keats by candlelight during romantic dinners while playing "footsies" with my date under the table. I also love reading old vampire folklore by moonlight. I am seeking a dashing, debonair Lord Byron in his 20s who is "mad, bad, and dangerous to know," loves cats, and will sweep me off my feet by reading Jane Austen to me and quoting lengthy passages from the collected works of Monty Python. All eligible young men wishing to apply should meet me at the Duke's castle, where I will be the belle of the ball.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:56 pm
Mademoiselle Alvinette My name is Chibi. I love to read Keats by candlelight during romantic dinners while playing "footsies" with my date under the table. I also love reading old vampire folklore by moonlight. I am seeking a dashing, debonair Lord Byron in his 20s who is "mad, bad, and dangerous to know," loves cats, and will sweep me off my feet by reading Jane Austen to me and quoting lengthy passages from the collected works of Monty Python. All eligible young men wishing to apply should meet me at the Duke's castle, where I will be the belle of the ball. Hawt!!! dramallama Alvinette- I don't have much time. My name is Alvinette. Two months ago I landed in your time after a time travel incident, stranding me here. I'm adventurous, sporty, and serious, but I'm fun too and appreciate the like in my men. But after destroying evil robots from the future trying to destroy humanity's past, I like a guy who can be gentle and caring while we prepare to blow up a key location in the robot overlord's future infrastructure. I like strolls through the park, museums, and walking in slow motion while something blows up behind me. I'm looking for a guy who likes saying bad puns while shooting at machines.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:27 pm
The funny thing is that Alvinette knows me just a little too well. blaugh
My name is Scythe and I am a rogue samurai warrior. I got kicked out because they said that I couldn't keep my hands to myself. I am skilled with many types of swordplay as well as the arts of seduction. I am also very skilled at drinking large quantities of alcohol. I am seeking a glamorous woman of some type of nobility. I would prefer a single lady, but married women are also acceptable. If you would like to meet me, please as the bartender at the local tavern. He will direct you to my back room.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:51 pm
resonantscythe Alvinette- I don't have much time. My name is Alvinette. Two months ago I landed in your time after a time travel incident, stranding me here. I'm adventurous, sporty, and serious, but I'm fun too and appreciate the like in my men. But after destroying evil robots from the future trying to destroy humanity's past, I like a guy who can be gentle and caring while we prepare to blow up a key location in the robot overlord's future infrastructure. I like strolls through the park, museums, and walking in slow motion while something blows up behind me. I'm looking for a guy who likes saying bad puns while shooting at machines. I LOVE IT!!! blaugh
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:27 pm
Mademoiselle Alvinette resonantscythe Alvinette- I don't have much time. My name is Alvinette. Two months ago I landed in your time after a time travel incident, stranding me here. I'm adventurous, sporty, and serious, but I'm fun too and appreciate the like in my men. But after destroying evil robots from the future trying to destroy humanity's past, I like a guy who can be gentle and caring while we prepare to blow up a key location in the robot overlord's future infrastructure. I like strolls through the park, museums, and walking in slow motion while something blows up behind me. I'm looking for a guy who likes saying bad puns while shooting at machines. I LOVE IT!!! blaugh I fixed your code for you. The quote didn't quite work. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:33 pm
Chibi--Thanks for fixing the code. It was being stubborn, and--techno-idiot that I am--I couldn't figure out how to get it to work right. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:39 pm
Mademoiselle Alvinette Chibi--Thanks for fixing the code. It was being stubborn, and--techno-idiot that I am--I couldn't figure out how to get it to work right. sweatdrop You're not an idiot! You just haven't been on Gaia for so long that you are fluent in BB code and all of the emotion codes. lol
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:26 am
Mademoiselle Alvinette resonantscythe Alvinette- I don't have much time. My name is Alvinette. Two months ago I landed in your time after a time travel incident, stranding me here. I'm adventurous, sporty, and serious, but I'm fun too and appreciate the like in my men. But after destroying evil robots from the future trying to destroy humanity's past, I like a guy who can be gentle and caring while we prepare to blow up a key location in the robot overlord's future infrastructure. I like strolls through the park, museums, and walking in slow motion while something blows up behind me. I'm looking for a guy who likes saying bad puns while shooting at machines. I LOVE IT!!! blaugh Happy to hear it. Chibi-HI! I'm chibi and I LOVE BARTON WHOOO!!! whee HeeHee, sorry I get really into it sometimes. Oh, what to say? Well, as you may have guessed I'm a really high energy person and I like being active in my community. because we are the best and no one better forget it! I like hanging out by the fountain, socializing outside, walks in the parks and letting everyone know how AWESOME it is to be a gaian in barton! I like guys who are active. They have to be able to....teehee..... "keep up with me" wink ... whee . Someone's who's not afraid o take to the streets and show his love for barton, or me. Must love white fluffy animals, relaxing in the grass, and long nights spent doing "activities" together wink . I'm fun, cheerful, and ready for some "action"! Go Barton! (random guy) Durem rules! Chibi- What!? *pulls out a Magnum And empties it into the guy* NO ONE messes with Barton! *looks back at the camera* 3nodding Okay, bye now! whee
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:50 pm
resonantscythe Mademoiselle Alvinette resonantscythe Alvinette- I don't have much time. My name is Alvinette. Two months ago I landed in your time after a time travel incident, stranding me here. I'm adventurous, sporty, and serious, but I'm fun too and appreciate the like in my men. But after destroying evil robots from the future trying to destroy humanity's past, I like a guy who can be gentle and caring while we prepare to blow up a key location in the robot overlord's future infrastructure. I like strolls through the park, museums, and walking in slow motion while something blows up behind me. I'm looking for a guy who likes saying bad puns while shooting at machines. I LOVE IT!!! blaugh Happy to hear it. Chibi-HI! I'm chibi and I LOVE BARTON WHOOO!!! whee HeeHee, sorry I get really into it sometimes. Oh, what to say? Well, as you may have guessed I'm a really high energy person and I like being active in my community. because we are the best and no one better forget it! I like hanging out by the fountain, socializing outside, walks in the parks and letting everyone know how AWESOME it is to be a gaian in barton! I like guys who are active. They have to be able to....teehee..... "keep up with me" wink ... whee . Someone's who's not afraid o take to the streets and show his love for barton, or me. Must love white fluffy animals, relaxing in the grass, and long nights spent doing "activities" together wink . I'm fun, cheerful, and ready for some "action"! Go Barton! (random guy) Durem rules! Chibi- What!? *pulls out a Magnum And empties it into the guy* NO ONE messes with Barton! *looks back at the camera* 3nodding Okay, bye now! whee That is too perfect! rofl I laughed so hard when I read it! xd (Please ignore this post for the purposes of the above you thing in this game.)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:49 pm
(This is an awesome idea! it 's fun lol and i had to do something over the top rediculous of course hehe)
Hellooooo Ladies! You looking for that man that can handle anything? Is there when you need him and in style for anything? Well then you can stop right there! I tell you what, your reading who you need right now and baby, the, name, is, Scythe. cool I am what you want, yes I know I sound so full of confindence, isn't it great? oh and trust me I have many reasons to be so confident. So Give me a call sometime and I truly show you what a great date is, and how fun it could be. I am always ready, as long as you are prepared, this will work no problem!
*to reach this person please contact the ad agency for a reply ad to him(lol)
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:08 pm
Hi boys. Have you been looking for that Magic in a relationship? Well I'm here for you. I'm snow fire, and I can show you an, hehe, Enchantingly good time. I like a night at home just as much as a night out. I'm just as comfortable watching a movie in my ice fortress as i am going out on a hot dinner date. I love to sit outside at night and watch the moon rise with that special someone. And don't worry, my beauty is no witchcraft. Every part you see here is one..hundred...*leans forward a bit*..real. wink
So, look for me if you want a..heh...magical time. emotion_kiss
...in bed!
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