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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:19 pm


Well, it was the book fair at my middle school. I wanted to check out the awesome erasers and pencils they had, so I did. But then I found my self looking at a teacher or parent of some sort talking the book Breaking Dawn off the shelves. I asked her why she was doing that, and she said, "This book is inappropriate." I bursted out in laughter, because I know, they wouldn't want any horny kids at our school. They should at least check the book first, yes?

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If you don't know what I'm talking about, I think there is a sex scene in Braking Dawn, which I think is the last book of the series. Please correct me if I'm wrong. xD
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:26 pm


I want to high-five that person. And few spelling errors, just to let you know (I'm turning into a spelling Nazi... Talking should be Taking, and is should be is)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:43 pm


That person is awesome. And yes, there IS a sex scene, but that still doesn't explain how Edward knocked Bella up. Unless of course, he's not a vampire and instead he's an incubus....nah, he's just a fairy.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:46 pm


Awesome! What sucks is that the librarians at my school are in love with Twilight and have twenty million copies of every book on the shelves and yet they can't carry Chuck Palhaunik.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:50 pm


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Awesome! What sucks is that the librarians at my school are in love with Twilight and have twenty million copies of every book on the shelves and yet they can't carry Chuck Palhaunik

Luckily for me the librarian (the one that didn't catch me when I was in the back of the libary with a girl) doesn't like Twilight, but appreciates that it gets kids reading.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:01 pm


Eh, there's a sad, pathetic attempt to hint at sex, but I wouldn't call it a sex scene. You could put it in a pg movie, maybe pg 13, but a good (usually explicit in my book) sex scene is rated XXX xd

But good for that librarian for removing that trash. xd

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:19 pm


Good for her for realizing that book is not suitable for a book fair. I'm so sick of seeing meyers books slip under the radar and worm their way into places they don't belong.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:11 pm


I would so high-five that person for taking down that book that promotes sex at a younger age. Kids shouldn't read that book otherwise they will start having sex and masturbating.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:36 pm


Not only is there one sex scene, but there's also at least 5 implications of sex, *****, and Meyer is implying that Pregnancy is "A rare disease from South America".....that book has a LOT of issues...
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:53 pm


Too bad my school librarians are complete Twilight suck ups. See I'm sitting in there reading, listening to Immortal on my iPod. When all of a sudden, I see them sticking up some Twilight poster with all the characters from the first film with their names next to them and everything. They even MOVED THE Lord of the Rings posters to make room for this one. So I walked over and inquired on what the f**k they were doing, replacing a series, that can be described as one of the best trilogies ever, with a crappy bunch of poorly written, stupid so called vampire books. They said 'We want more people to know about it.' And I stood there for a few seconds taking that in. Then I said. 'You want to show people this lame excuse for a book?' Then we argued on and on. Until I was asked to leave.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:58 pm


I am oh so very happy that there isn't a single twilight book in my school library. They do have many other good books there.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:13 pm


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Too bad my school librarians are complete Twilight suck ups. See I'm sitting in there reading, listening to Immortal on my iPod. When all of a sudden, I see them sticking up some Twilight poster with all the characters from the first film with their names next to them and everything. They even MOVED THE Lord of the Rings posters to make room for this one. So I walked over and inquired on what the f**k they were doing, replacing a series, that can be described as one of the best trilogies ever, with a crappy bunch of poorly written, stupid so called vampire books. They said 'We want more people to know about it.' And I stood there for a few seconds taking that in. Then I said. 'You want to show people this lame excuse for a book?' Then we argued on and on. Until I was asked to leave.


My actions if I was in that possition:

A) Punched 'em. smile

B) Took it down when they were not looking.

C) 'Accidently' trip, while plancing hand on poster, thus ripping the vile waste of paper.

D) Spit-ball fight, anyone???

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:17 pm


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Too bad my school librarians are complete Twilight suck ups. See I'm sitting in there reading, listening to Immortal on my iPod. When all of a sudden, I see them sticking up some Twilight poster with all the characters from the first film with their names next to them and everything. They even MOVED THE Lord of the Rings posters to make room for this one. So I walked over and inquired on what the f**k they were doing, replacing a series, that can be described as one of the best trilogies ever, with a crappy bunch of poorly written, stupid so called vampire books. They said 'We want more people to know about it.' And I stood there for a few seconds taking that in. Then I said. 'You want to show people this lame excuse for a book?' Then we argued on and on. Until I was asked to leave.


My actions if I was in that possition:

A) Punched 'em. smile

B) Took it down when they were not looking.

C) 'Accidently' trip, while plancing hand on poster, thus ripping the vile waste of paper.

D) Spit-ball fight, anyone???

You have some fine ideas.
But alas these are girls I was dealing with and I want to appear like a Gentleman.
But they crossed the motherfluffing line when moving LOTR.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:25 pm


The series is waaaaaaaaaaaaay over rated.

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