PETITION THE GODS....

[coffeebeancloud]

NO! You always sound like a drunken filch. I'd be better off with Kerberos.  

[Philo_Clio]

all singing is bad... and if it isnt it will probably end up killing you anyway (*cough cough sirens!*) lolz... go for it Dionysus! may aswell get the hurting over with! mrgreen xp
can we go back to the game now..? lol! whee  

[Dionysus or Bacchus]

Oh mighty Zeus, mind letting me borrow a lightning bolt for five minutes?  

[coffeebeancloud]

Zeus: Sure.. I'll just give you the dud and let it backfire on you..

Hey Herakles, mind getting off your narcissistic butt and helping me move?  

[Dionysus or Bacchus]

Herakles: Narci- what? *much head scratching* Duh, sure, I guess I can move you to another chair, I guess.

Hera, mind letting a body borrow your peacock regalia for a social event?  

[Philo_Clio]

Hera: Fine, but ill tell you its not house trained and its on a new laxitive bird seed.

Hermes steal me something pretty... mrgreen  

[Dionysus or Bacchus]

Hermes: Okay, have fun when the crime's pegged on you!

Apollo dear, give me the gift to prophesy?  

[Philo_Clio]

Apollo: Yeah, you know blindness usually comes with that right? but if you want the power and your sight you could always give me a night of ****** and we'll call it even... wink

Hecate, guide me to my bed in the dark, you know after ive turned off the light and my eyes havent adjusted quiet yet; and i know it would be easier to clean my room, but theres, really, nothing in it for me... so Please help! whee  

[kingofthedead_hades]

Hecate: But of course... Just step forward-- Oh, whoops! Sorry, didn't see that book there. Maybe your messy room will break your fall? :3

Oh, Lady Persephone, won't you help my little flower grow? *holds up the narcissus*  

[ironqueen_persephone]

Persephone: Of course, but it will then pollen you to death!

My lord Hades, won't you lend me your helmet of invisibility? Pleeease? heart  

[kingofthedead_hades]

Hades: Uh, I guess, but then how am I supposed to find you ever again? ;_;

Oh mighty Zeus, can I have a queen~?  

[Dionysus or Bacchus]

Only if you can tie her up yerself. wink

Guys, do these stockings make my thighs look big?  

[coffeebeancloud]

Male Olympians: Ugh, no! ..
Female Olympians: -laughing their heads off-

O glorious Mousai, please would you give me some inspiration for something I've been working on?  

[Raver Zephyr]

Mousai: Sure, but the inspiration will be something illegal that you'll be caught with...
Request: Why is a raven like a writing desk?  

[RedRackEm_Up]

Prometheus: Inky Quills, here look, I've set this one on fire for you!

Oh, Athena. Grant me an olive tree with which to save those aboard the Ark...?