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drugs is ruckus

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:45 pm


I know the title probably actually drew in all the kids, but still -- it's a d***o called "The Vamp".

Vampire d***o.


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Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form d***o based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. Since it's a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus' own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.

The Vamp is a web only exclusive offering through TantusInc.com for $39.99. We are currently taking pre-orders for this one of a kind toy. We will be shipping them first come first serve starting 9/1/09. Don't let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:50 pm


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drugs is ruckus

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:52 pm


I guess too many kids were getting hurt from using popsicles.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:01 pm


Ah ha... sweatdrop

This is uh.....the Barbie dolls.....this is over the top thar.

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RadRedRadio

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:03 pm



I should buy that for my sister.
Maybe then she'd shut her ******** trap.

UH BITTERNESS ASIDE
That's pathetic, plain and simple.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:26 pm


Obviously twifail-related. Vampires are not sex objects, but apparently, well...

Seriously, SERIOUSLY? This is just WAY too far. -.-

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Merines_Amara

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:13 am


....I died a little just from that. burning_eyes
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:48 am


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. . .
I sparkle?
WTF
Does it also feel like hard rock that might split me in half?
. . .
Probably not
They actually want people to buy this piece of **** and stick it in their **** and what not
I would continue with the bleeps but some random words might come up

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MrAzureKun

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:52 am


wow thats ummm... thats just pathetic. really, as if grownups thought such a movie was good alone.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:40 am


You HAVE to be kidding me. I've already told myself that the only people who use dildos are those who can't get laid. And we all know that many of those people are Twitards. But THIS???

Alright, now we're ensuring that Twitards will just abuse this toy and that they'll never live to reproduce. Actually, that's a good thing, but we should just starve Twitards of all sexual feeling as punishment. Now that's impossible.

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Tsuge Sannojo

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:21 am


To the person who made this thread, there is something seriously wrong with you. You do realize that you're advertising a Twilight inspired vampire d***o to Twilight fans, thus, increasing their love of Twilight?
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:31 am


Nikku Momochi
To the person who made this thread, there is something seriously wrong with you. You do realize that you're advertising a Twilight inspired vampire d***o to Twilight fans, thus, increasing their love of Twilight?


we arent fans. we all hate twilight here! some of us with a burning passion! 4laugh

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:38 am


LIEK OMG ITS EDWARDS p***s!!!!1111!!!

Seriously, WTF?? That is just disgusting! I hope Stephenie Meyer advertises it. Her popularity will skyrocket.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:43 am


Nikku Momochi
To the person who made this thread, there is something seriously wrong with you. You do realize that you're advertising a Twilight inspired vampire d***o to Twilight fans, thus, increasing their love of Twilight?

Wait wait... you think we're fans? wtf?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:49 am


http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz190/hsurbon/meyerdildo.png

http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz190/hsurbon/meyerdildo-1.png

EDIT: Images changed to links due to being NSFW (Not Safe For Work/18+,) no offense, Jerba. ~Crystal

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