Rich Camp
CounselorsGino Gambino and the Von Helson Sisters

"Welcome to a magical land of caviar hot tubs, nightly lobster dinners and hourly scalp massages. Rich Camp spares no expense taking care of its treasured guests."
Level One: Poseur
Level Two: Nouveau Riche
Level Three: Debutante
Level Four: Social Climber
Level Five: Snob
Level Six: Elitist
Level Seven: Jet Setter
Level Eight: Gatsbyesque Dandy
Attacks
Level One:
Bribe - Cost:
10 - Description: 30% chance to flee battle.
Caviar - Cost:
10 - Description: Cures you for 5-10 health.
Toady - Cost:
5 - Description: 90% chance to cause 1-3 damage
Level Two:
Condescend - Cost:
20 - Description: Enemy does 20% less damage for 1 minute.
Count Money - Cost:
10 - Description: Become hypnotized by your wealth.
Level Three:
Abercrombie and Fist - Cost:
15 - Description: 80% chance of causing 4-10 damage.
Level Four:
Dodo Egg - Cost:
20 - Description: Cures you for 15-30 health.
Hired Goons - Cost:
20 - Description: 2 attacks! 75% chance of doing 4-7 damage with each attack.
Level Five:
Lawyer Up! - Cost:
25 - Description: 50% damage resistance for 2 minute.
Escape on yacht - Cost:
50 - Description: 75% chance to flee battle.
Level Six:
Bodyguards - Cost:
30 - Description: 3 attacks! 75% chance of doing 4-8 damage with each attack
Level Seven:
Butler Shield - Cost:
35 - Description: 75% damage resistance for 2 minutes.
Display of Wealth - Cost:
35 - Description: Stun the enemy for 30 seconds.
Level Eight:
Private Army - Cost:
40 - Description: 5 attacks! 50% chance of each attack doing 5-11 damage.
European Sabbatical - Cost:
40 - Description: Full heal, 1 minute until next action
Hostile Takeover - Cost:
40 - Description: Reduce enemy energy by 25, increase your action speed by 25% for 2 minutes.
Sayings of what happens when used, and other details
BribeHit: "(Name) greedily accepts your meager bribe and agrees to stop fighting. Success! "
Miss: "You offer (name) 50 gold, but he refuses"
Caviar"You shotgun a snack pack of delicious (food) caviar"
Foods: narwhal, North Atlantic salmon, sturgeon
ToadyHit: "Your toady (Name of Toady) viciously (Attack) (Opponent name)!"
Miss: "Good help is hard to find. Your incompetent toady missed completely. "
Toady Names: Crushy Joe, Mickey the Tooth, Lance Uppercut, Gomer Punchfist, Hillmar Lockjaw
Toady Attacks: punches, beats, pokes, pummels
CondescendHit: "You laugh in (Name)'s face, crushing his self-esteem."
Miss: "You try to talk down to (Name) but they just shrug it off. "
Count Money"You stop to count all your money like a real big shot. Too bad you stopped paying attention to the battle. Now you're slower and more vulnerable."
Abercrombie and FistHits: "For once in your life you did some actual labor. You punched (Name Here) square in the jaw!"
Miss: "You take an overpriced swing and miss completely. At least you looked good while making an a** of yourself."
Dodo Egg"You scarf up some fresh dodo meat and restore (#) health. Who cares if they're technically extinct."
Hired GoonsHit: "Goon (1/2) beats (Name) up for (#) damage!"
Miss: "Goon (1/2) didn't understand your orders..."
"Your goons delivered a successful beating of (#) damage to (Name). They did good, boss. Real good. "
Lawyer Up! "Your crack legal team agrees to run interference. Your damage resistance is increased by 50% for 2 minutes."
Escape on yachtHit: "Full steam ahead. You have escaped on your luxury yacht to a foreign country. "
Miss: "
BodyguardsHit: "Bodyguard (1,2,3) beats her up for (#) damage!"
Miss: "Bodyguard (1,2,3) is distracted on his cell-phone..."
Finish message: "Your bodyguards caused a total of (#) damage, leaving (Name) black and blue.
Butler Shield"You order one of your loyal butlers to act as a human shield. Your damage resistance is now 50% for the next 2 minutes. " (Isn't it supposed to be 75%? )
Display of Wealth"You start flaunting all your shiny possessions, leaving (Name) completely stunned for the next 30 seconds. " (I think this is glitched because it stuns you too.)
Private ArmyHit: "Soldier (1-5) beats you up for (#) damage!"
Miss: "Soldier (1-5) is too tied up in pointless foreign conflicts to be of any use..."
Final Message: "Your army caused a total of (#) damage, decimating (Name). "
European Sabbatical"Feeling a bit worn down, you take an impromptu European sabbatical and restore full health. "
Hostile TakeoverHit: "You use your superior wealth to buy one of (Name) 's vital organs, reducing his health and enhancing your own abilities.
Miss: "(Name)'s friends at the SEC blocked your takeover attempts. "