Original Chants and/or sayings by Me:

●"Didn't your mother ever tell you that it's wrong to cyber with random strangers over the internet?"

●"Every time you cyber, a elder falls down an elevator shaft. THINK OF THE ELDERLY!!!"

●"Cyberers have no respect for the elderly!"

●"Every time you cyber, a kitten is ran over by a GIANT truck. THINK OF THE POOR KITTYS!!!"

●"Cyberers hate kittens"

●"What people don't understand is that cybering is the leading cause of global warming . . . and split ends. Do you really want the world to heat up, just because you were being an idiot??"

Original Chants and/or saying by other people:

●*poke* You have been infected with Internet AIDS for cybering. Don't have a nice day!

●Cyber bad!!

(To be continued *dramatic music plays*)