I would like you to meet Kevin Rudd, dubious PM of Australia, and his amazing gibberish speeches of doom - as parodied by the Chaser's War on Everything.
I do promise that he is using actual words - mostly - but when put together as they are...well...you'll see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr_iGH75ZecLyrics as best I could get them
(for those who would like to actually make an attempt at understanding him...)
History has given our generation the opportunity to shape a new future,
And the public will – ah – know the know the – um – consequences ,
In Due Season.
We therefore have an agenda of work now to prosecute,
In Due Season.
In Due Season.
In Due Season.
Here is a stage and –ah – here is some – ah – sub-terms of reference
To be reported back,
In Due Season.
In Due Season.
In Due Season.
In Due Season.
On the question of – um – public accountability,
And public reporting,
The data that will – um – flow from the - um ah – outcome
In my point of view should be there for – um – all too see,
In Due Season.
In Due Season.
In Due Season (In Due Season)
In Due Season (Ah...it’s hard to get it)
In Due Season!
Appropriate Processes...
(Appropriate Processes!)
In Due Season!
Natural Complementarity...
(Oh, Natural Complementarity!)
Some form of Conceptual Synthesis...
(Conceptual Synthesis!)
(gibberish(or possibly his fake Madarin) unhelpfully translated by Tony Martin)
In Due Season!
Part of the purpose of my remarks tonight
Was to underline the importance
Of not just maintaining, strengthening
The fabric of our Bilateral – ah – Security
But also, to work together
On developing further
The habits of – er um – Multilateral Co-Operation
(So he’s actually ******** said that?)
What we should consider, then
Is a course of Practical Action
That may assist in building
On the Complimentarities already inherent
In Due Season.
Oh, fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate
We’ve all had to drive the porcelain bus at some stage
There’s going to be the usual political shitstorm
Well, again – um – fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate
[[Chee adds: this is a failed attempt at Aussie slang]]
We the Australian government believe that
MINIMA!
Means moving to a greater position of – ah – transparency – ah –
(I don’t actually don’t understand a word he said)
In Due Season.
In Due Season.
In Due Season
Etc.
Working Families...- there are no spelling mistakes, he did actually say "complimentarities" and "complimentartity". Also the words "in due season" have lost all meaning to me now.
Can we please have your President now? Please?
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