me + art camp + other people writing anti-twilight poems = me writing one too.
i'm so conformist.
The Anti Anthem
I am not a Twilight fan
In fact, I prefer Team Tyler's Van
Or Team Stephen King and his horror stories
Or Team John Steinbeck and his allegories
Team Lestat and Dracula are kinda cliche
But still their movies I'd rather replay
The Brood were pro-wrestlers and still yet
They were less fake than Bella and Ed
Vampiro's a jerk and Kevin Thorn was a flop
But I'd rather watch them than this slop
That you somehow refer to as a best-selling movie and book
Whoever marketed Twilight is as big of a crook
As Bernie Madoff making off with his billions
Which is next to nothing compared to the millions
Of rabid Twitards who follow that book like the Bible
So, you see, my friends, that Stephanie Meyer is liable
for the corruption of our youth and teaching them that
Feminism is totally old hat
So take up arms against the abomination that is Twilight
Or moar liek 't**t-light', amirite?
ff.net link
leave me good reviews, yo
i'm so conformist.
The Anti Anthem
I am not a Twilight fan
In fact, I prefer Team Tyler's Van
Or Team Stephen King and his horror stories
Or Team John Steinbeck and his allegories
Team Lestat and Dracula are kinda cliche
But still their movies I'd rather replay
The Brood were pro-wrestlers and still yet
They were less fake than Bella and Ed
Vampiro's a jerk and Kevin Thorn was a flop
But I'd rather watch them than this slop
That you somehow refer to as a best-selling movie and book
Whoever marketed Twilight is as big of a crook
As Bernie Madoff making off with his billions
Which is next to nothing compared to the millions
Of rabid Twitards who follow that book like the Bible
So, you see, my friends, that Stephanie Meyer is liable
for the corruption of our youth and teaching them that
Feminism is totally old hat
So take up arms against the abomination that is Twilight
Or moar liek 't**t-light', amirite?
ff.net link
leave me good reviews, yo
