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Moosetachio

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:02 pm


...Then she said,

"I was reading Eclipse, and then my whole body started itching. I scratched it and a while later there was these lumps on my body. I WAS LIKE HOLY s**t. I'm allergic to crappy books. "
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:43 pm


rεмεмßεr, rεмεмßεr τhε 5τh øƒ ηovεмßεr.

SHE IS A HOLY PROPHET!
WE MUST KISS THE GROUND SHE WALKS UPON!
lol
butsrsly
A holy being has had a hand in this.


τhε guηpøw∂εr, τrεαsøη, αη∂ pℓøτ.
ι kηøw øƒ ηø rεαsøη why τhε guηpøw∂εr τrεαsoη shøuℓ∂ εvεr bε ƒørgøτ.

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Jerba
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:16 am


Neat.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:32 pm


That happens whenever I go near one of the books...I don't even pick them out without trying to burn them ><


iDemonicKitty



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:56 pm


Wow. I wonder what they're been putting in the paper *coughdrugscough*
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:05 am


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Wow. I wonder what they're been putting in the paper *coughdrugscough*

Maybe an Anti put itching powder in a lot of the books at Borders or Barnes and Nobles. Hey! That's a good idea!
I'm going to go try that. twisted

Twilight_is_crap07


Moosetachio

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:15 pm


...Then she said,

"But then I'm an anti myself. xD
There was thousands of copies in Costco when I went there yesterday. It was on sale too! : O! $23 reduced to $11. xDD. Someone's desperate to get rid of it. "
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:34 pm


Twilight_is_crap07
Crystal Kyuketsuki
Wow. I wonder what they're been putting in the paper *coughdrugscough*

Maybe an Anti put itching powder in a lot of the books at Borders or Barnes and Nobles. Hey! That's a good idea!
I'm going to go try that. twisted


Make sure to tell us about it. xp

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CWnerd12

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:42 pm


aw damn xD that's why I keep clairitin nearby! it works on keeping the itchies away xD When I jsut went to visit some family, my grandpa had a huge old trunk filled with old old old family pictures and I got sooo itchy from it!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:16 pm


She Promised You Cookies
Twilight_is_crap07
Crystal Kyuketsuki
Wow. I wonder what they're been putting in the paper *coughdrugscough*

Maybe an Anti put itching powder in a lot of the books at Borders or Barnes and Nobles. Hey! That's a good idea!
I'm going to go try that. twisted


Make sure to tell us about it. xp

I don't feel like driving there....
I'm too lazy and don't want to pay for the gas *whiny face*
Will someone drive me?

Twilight_is_crap07


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:01 pm


I had read all 4 books, and I'm disgusted as hell!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:40 pm


Emperor Angelo XXV
I had read all 4 books, and I'm disgusted as hell!


but it's always good to know the enemy and all its sparkly faults, that way in battle you know how to defeat it ^^


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:17 am


Twilight_is_crap07
She Promised You Cookies
Twilight_is_crap07
Crystal Kyuketsuki
Wow. I wonder what they're been putting in the paper *coughdrugscough*

Maybe an Anti put itching powder in a lot of the books at Borders or Barnes and Nobles. Hey! That's a good idea!
I'm going to go try that. twisted


Make sure to tell us about it. xp

I don't feel like driving there....
I'm too lazy and don't want to pay for the gas *whiny face*
Will someone drive me?


I can't. I'm even lazier than you. *pouts*
PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:08 am


Nara_Neji_02
Emperor Angelo XXV
I had read all 4 books, and I'm disgusted as hell!


but it's always good to know the enemy and all its sparkly faults, that way in battle you know how to defeat it ^^

Yeah.
At least now I know how to attack the crapspawn that is the Twilight series!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:04 am


That's sad, but funny XD
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