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 Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:29 pm
I have a living room full of 8 year old Girls watching Twilight.. So far " I like him because he's pretty" is all I've heard.... How do I get them to snap out of it ?On a side note.I was playing Baseball the other day. I was told by the same girls that I should "Play like Edward Cullen"
Is there any sanity left in the world?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:17 pm
Ask them if they want to watch another vampire movie. Put in a horror that showcases the true vampire, not the sparkle-fairy masquerading as a vampire. Something gory and scary that'll make them pee their beds in fright. twisted
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:01 pm
Nara_Neji_02 Ask them if they want to watch another vampire movie. Put in a horror that showcases the true vampire, not the sparkle-fairy masquerading as a vampire. Something gory and scary that'll make them pee their beds in fright. twisted
They must suffer the humiliation!
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:57 pm
rεмεмßεr, rεмεмßεr τhε 5τh øƒ ηovεмßεr.In my experiences involving Twilight and 8 year old females, I only have one to tell.
There was 9 year old girl decked out in Hannah Montana paraphernalia swimsuit. I was sitting in my beach chair soaking up some sun with my sun glasses on. She walked up to me, and asked me if I was a vampire.
I asked why, and she said because you are really pale and sparkle in the sunlight. Me, being horrified, looked at my arms, and my blonde hair gave me a sparkly look in the sunlight.
gonk τhε guηpøw∂εr, τrεαsøη, αη∂ pℓøτ.
ι kηøw øƒ ηø rεαsøη why τhε guηpøw∂εr τrεαsoη shøuℓ∂ εvεr bε ƒørgøτ.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:32 pm
a u t h o r a t i v e rεмεмßεr, rεмεмßεr τhε 5τh øƒ ηovεмßεr.In my experiences involving Twilight and 8 year old females, I only have one to tell.
There was 9 year old girl decked out in Hannah Montana paraphernalia swimsuit. I was sitting in my beach chair soaking up some sun with my sun glasses on. She walked up to me, and asked me if I was a vampire.
I asked why, and she said because you are really pale and sparkle in the sunlight. Me, being horrified, looked at my arms, and my blonde hair gave me a sparkly look in the sunlight.
gonk τhε guηpøw∂εr, τrεαsøη, αη∂ pℓøτ.
ι kηøw øƒ ηø rεαsøη why τhε guηpøw∂εr τrεαsoη shøuℓ∂ εvεr bε ƒørgøτ. Wait. They think you're a vampire because you sparkle in the sunlight?!? How obsessed with Twilight can people get? I mean, seriously. If I was in that situation, I would've replied, "If I was a vampire, I'd be burned to cinders by now," just to see how'd they react.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:52 pm
She Promised You Cookies Wait. They think you're a vampire because you sparkle in the sunlight?!? How obsessed with Twilight can people get? I mean, seriously. If I was in that situation, I would've replied, "If I was a vampire, I'd be burned to cinders by now," just to see how'd they react. Oh, I forgot my reply to that.
I stated, "If I were a true vampire, and not a fairy of which you are referring to, I would be screaming bloody murder, and be turning into something akinned to cinders." τhε guηpøw∂εr, τrεαsøη, αη∂ pℓøτ.
ι kηøw øƒ ηø rεαsøη why τhε guηpøw∂εr τrεαsoη shøuℓ∂ εvεr bε ƒørgøτ.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:59 am
Nara_Neji_02 Ask them if they want to watch another vampire movie. Put in a horror that showcases the true vampire, not the sparkle-fairy masquerading as a vampire. Something gory and scary that'll make them pee their beds in fright. twisted I would've If my mom weren't there.Oh and then Halfway through the movie,My mom made me sit and watch it with them! Because she was confused as to why they skipped parts in the story..
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:20 am
You should tell them that if they ever mention those sparkly vampires again, you'll rip up and kill everything and everyone important to them.
Or photoshop/find a picture of Edward and Jacob macking. THAT'LL scare the bejeezus out of them.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:12 am
Find a few Photoshop-ed pictures of Edward the sparkle-fairy princess. I believe there are some in the art section of this guild.
They'll love those.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:37 am
TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck Nara_Neji_02 Ask them if they want to watch another vampire movie. Put in a horror that showcases the true vampire, not the sparkle-fairy masquerading as a vampire. Something gory and scary that'll make them pee their beds in fright. twisted I would've If my mom weren't there.Oh and then Halfway through the movie,My mom made me sit and watch it with them! Because she was confused as to why they skipped parts in the story.. There's always the option of giving a commentary. Or a rather loud and opinionated rant on why it sucks a**. Or paying a loud tribute to Stephen King, listing all his literary and movie accomplishments then dropping the Twitard equivalent of the F-bomb: "even this great man said Meyer sucks."
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:06 am
See, if I were you, I would have refused to do anything Twilight related, because little kids need to learn their place.
And if they keep pestering you, take the disc, and snap it over your knee. The say someone stepped on it, if your mom asks.
I hate little kids. I hate them so much.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:12 am
I like the idea of making them watch a scary vampire movie.
Make them watch From Dusk Till Dawn!!! rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:36 pm
Illustrated Indignity
You should tell them that if they ever mention those sparkly vampires again, you'll rip up and kill everything and everyone important to them.
Or photoshop/find a picture of Edward and Jacob macking. THAT'LL scare the bejeezus out of them. I should so do that! Ha! Edward and Jacob.. that's full of win!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:03 am
I think I've had two people ask me if I was a vampire or not. Yes, yes I am. They weren't twitards though.
Anyway, tell them that only people 13 years or older are allowed to watch movies with 'vampires' in them. Maybe they'll believe you...
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