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Captain_Shinzo

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:04 am


However it turned out to be a flash-light with a message saying:

" Dear reader,

After watching Twilight and realizing that it was just a teeny bopper movie about gay, sparkling vampires, I have committed suicide the only way it should be done.
By going to India and eating the huge triple stack cheese-burger sprinkled with steak chippings and being shot by Monks.
My dieing wish is that you find the creator of the Twilight books and movie before the next series of Twilight come into action.
I would suggest attacking them with a belt super-glued with rusted nails but I am not you.

~ Best wishes, Edward? ~ "

So, I killed every actor, screen-play writer, and director of Twilight.
Most likely, Fan girls everywhere will possibly commit suicide.
That's like a two in one right there. =D
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:21 am


This isn't funny.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:16 am


Crystal Kyuketsuki
This isn't funny.

It isn't.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:16 am


Nobody deserves to die over Twilight. Really.

Marching Band no Jutsu


Razzz25

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:32 pm


I don't get it....
Uhh...
How is this...
Anything?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:08 pm


I have no idea what this is, so I'm going to post an irrelevant picture of a dinosaur.

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Liebe Thelema


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:29 pm


Liebe Thelema
I have no idea what this is, so I'm going to post an irrelevant picture of a dinosaur.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:47 pm


Liebe Thelema
I have no idea what this is, so I'm going to post an irrelevant picture of a dinosaur.

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Did I ever mention that i love you?
Cause I do...

Razzz25

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