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 Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:30 pm
Can't help but wonder what a bunch of Anti-Twilights would do. Me, personally, I would slap Bella and tell her to start standing up from herself. =D
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:46 pm
I would stab Edward right in the neck. Ah, irony...
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:17 am
I'd rape both of them. heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:43 am
The old style "kill it with fire".
But! I'd set Edward on fire, and make Bella watch it. And if she wants to jump in the *actual* fire with him... well... that's one less idiot in the world. xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:39 am
I'd probably pat them on the shoulder, put a gun to Carlisle's head, and tell them, "THIS is how you kill a vampire." And then pull the trigger. [I choose Carlisle because he's the head member of the clan--hopefully it would wipe out all of them.]
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:27 am
I would do Buffy's job and actually stake Edward, then kick Bella off of a cliff. biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:39 am
I'd kidnap them both, tie them to chairs, gag them, take pictures, and send them to SMeyer.
Helloooo, ransom.
Not that she'd get them back, though.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:41 am
Oh, so many options, but I think I'd be satisfied with this:
1. Separate them so Bella won't whine when Edward dies.
2. Shoot Edward with my Quincy Soulbow.
3. Give Bella a long lecture on why vampires make terrible boyfriends and why she needs to be a little more assertive in the future.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:34 am
Hmm, tempting. I would go with slapping her.. then again I could give them a fruit basket pat them on the back say 'Good luck in the modern world' and let the fans at them. Sure Edward is freaking strong and Gary-sueish but he can't protect Bella and himself. the fan girls would out number him and they would tear Bella to shreds to try and get to Edward. If she does survive then I'll reintroduce her to books and keep her off of Twilight and television. That might fix her >.>
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:32 pm
 Walk in the other direction. Seriously, why would I want to meet them? o.O I'd prefer to keep my life clean from knowing that I met a sparkly vampire and a Mary-Sue. x.X
Plus there would probably be a group of screaming fan girls surrounding them, but if I meet them in maybe a dark ally where no one could see me... you'd be sure that I was the only one walking out of that ally. ;D
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:48 pm
...Then she said,
"Lock them in a room with a bunch of crazy Twitards. xD
FEEL THAT BEETCHS. >: O! "
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:30 pm
*ignore*
Very highly, they will ignore me, being the black clad pretty boy look alike I am. (I am a girl. I look like a boy...a girly one (the hair)).
I will walk past them & find some REAL vampires.
And if they go up to me, I'll introduce them to my OC's...what action is SUPPOSED to be made of. Zeke & Emi will kill them for me. Burn Eddykins to ashes, Zeke...burn him~
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:04 am
Well seeing as this would only happen in a world where fictional characters come to life...
I would totally have my 2 main vamps be there with me and kill them both.
I'd have them be slashed multiple times, healed, repeat this 5 times, then set Edward on fire (and depending on which book this is) set Bella on fire or simply just brutally assassinate her ninja style.
It would be epic.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:10 am
Grab Jacob out of nowhere, tell Bella: "THIS is what you should have done in Twilight!" and start making out with Jacob. twisted
Especially if he looks half as smexy as his human actor.
Sorry. I hate all Twilight things. I only read for Jacob. heart Everyone else can burn at stake for all I care. heart
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