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Valkyrie Missile X

PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:00 pm


Could it be anymore true.
Really, I love it when i realized all of my guy friends were reading twilight, not because they enjoyed the story or anything like that, but because they wanted a relationship..

I honestly realized after a while, they infact did not like the story. This is true especially after reading the book and not being able to get into a relationship.

Seriously, real men don't read Twilight.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:15 pm


semi-intelligent sentient beings don't like Twilight, not just men...

Razzz25


Valkyrie Missile X

PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:24 pm


Razzz25
semi-intelligent sentient beings don't like Twilight, not just men...

Thats true.

I'm just saying, I'm sick of guys trying to read Twilight just because they think it will land them a relationship.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:32 pm


Roxas Of Twilight
Razzz25
semi-intelligent sentient beings don't like Twilight, not just men...

Thats true.

I'm just saying, I'm sick of guys trying to read Twilight just because they think it will land them a relationship.

Why? I would do it if I was a guy; haha 1-night stand.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:47 pm


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Roxas Of Twilight
Razzz25
semi-intelligent sentient beings don't like Twilight, not just men...

Thats true.

I'm just saying, I'm sick of guys trying to read Twilight just because they think it will land them a relationship.

Why? I would do it if I was a guy; haha 1-night stand.

This, indeed. XD
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:48 pm


Worked for me, lol.

Fighting Fefnir

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:39 pm


Worked for me, too.

What? Girls can lie, cheat, and manipulate male Twitards. Probably even better than the boys can.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:09 pm


i agree with you dude the most desperate of men try the most irational ideas rarely ever getting them a girl

MrAzureKun


Valkyrie Missile X

PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:18 pm


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Roxas Of Twilight
Razzz25
semi-intelligent sentient beings don't like Twilight, not just men...

Thats true.

I'm just saying, I'm sick of guys trying to read Twilight just because they think it will land them a relationship.

Why? I would do it if I was a guy; haha 1-night stand.


I doubt it'd even do that tbh.

Honestly, really did it work? Most of the time, Twilight is just friend zone material. No punani involved.

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What? Girls can lie, cheat, and manipulate male Twitards. Probably even better than the boys can.

In a million years. Not saying that males reading Twilight is a good thing.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:57 pm


I hate to be sexist against myself, but girls are just damn stupid. Those twats will go orgasmic over any sexy unreal man.

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Kan_Tsunami

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:22 pm


...I read Twilight. I am a girl. I hated Twilight. Waste of time. Other 2 books weren't good either. I refuse to touch the 4th book.

If a guy who read Twilight asked me out, I'd refuse.

Like reading twilight is a redeeming character trait.

IT IS NOT. =.= *sigh*

I love the bookworms. As long as they don't read Twilight.

Zexion...my fave bookworm of all time!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:45 am


If those guys had an inch of intelligence, they would have just read the online summaries instead of putting themselves through that much suffering.

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Razzz25

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:37 am


Urusai_Shinjitsu
If those guys had an inch of intelligence, they would have just read the online summaries instead of putting themselves through that much suffering.

haha!
True, lol...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:20 pm


Urusai_Shinjitsu
If those guys had an inch of intelligence, they would have just read the online summaries instead of putting themselves through that much suffering.

You are correct.

But still wouldn't help them at all.

Valkyrie Missile X


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:33 pm


Urusai_Shinjitsu
If those guys had an inch of intelligence, they would have just read the online summaries instead of putting themselves through that much suffering.

I think the whole point is for girls to SEE you reading it. But I would just take the cover off a hard back Twilight and put it on something better if I wanted to try to land a date like that. Though, I also don't think it would work. I mean, imagine a relationship where all you have in common is that you read Twilight, and one of you doesn't actually like it.... I guess if it's a really hot girl that's fine and all, but I wouldn't read Twilight for anything less than a big breasted cheerleader. Seriously.
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