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 Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:56 pm
A Twilight fanfiction? No, I mean one we write:
We create our own Fanfiction.net channel/profile/account for out fanfiction, and start it off real nice. The story will be grammatically correct with no spelling mistakes (I have spell-check), and is perfectly believable to the fans. We get 'em hooked, but start dropping Anti-hints in there, perfectly unnoticeable to the insipid Twitards. THEN, while we have a huge following hooked, we pull a Tara Gilesbie and make the Cullens evil ALIENS!
Discuss.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:08 pm
That sounds like a really involved thing...
I'm too lazy...
I prefer to just tell the Twitards why Twilight shouldn't be considered real literature until they can't come up with a good response...
Not that it takes too long
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:10 pm
YES.
That would be amazing. I'd love to help.
We should make it one of those " OMG who does i choosezors dah furry or da corspe? " fics.
That way we get BOTH sides.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:28 pm
Illustrated Indignity YES.
That would be amazing. I'd love to help.
We should make it one of those " OMG who does i choosezors dah furry or da corspe? " fics.
That way we get BOTH sides.
OH GOOD! And they are in a murder mystery, so this way we can kill off the extras. And we give Bella Sue a random love interest: Dustin Lee Griffin the troll or goblin.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:14 pm
Lulz. I love this idea! For serious, let's do this!
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:23 pm
Awwwwright, Indy, if you're in, you'll write the first chapter, and Fefnir, you can have chapter 2.
But first, let's think of a plot.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:31 pm
I think it'd be interesting to show gradually the slide from the fairy tale Mayer has to the reality of relationships like Bella and Eddy...
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:43 pm
I'd like to help, but I'm busy.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:06 pm
Sounds awesome.
There needs to be a subplot in which Bella becomes disillusioned with Edward, but before she can tell him that she wants to leave, he tells her that he's leaving her for Jacob.
Or Renesmee.
Or both.
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:36 am
Uerian Sounds awesome. There needs to be a subplot in which Bella becomes disillusioned with Edward, but before she can tell him that she wants to leave, he tells her that he's leaving her for Jacob. Or Renesmee. Or both. How could she be disillusioned with Edward when he totally abuses her every which-way and she still stays to gawk at the pretty sparkles.
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:40 am
Uerian Sounds awesome. There needs to be a subplot in which Bella becomes disillusioned with Edward, but before she can tell him that she wants to leave, he tells her that he's leaving her for Jacob. Or Renesmee. Or both. heehee! You're right! We need an Oedypus Complex Hey! Know what I just realized????? Bella has an Eddypuss complex!!!! rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:58 pm
Don't forget to use LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of adjectives.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:43 pm
This sounds epic! But I'm too lazy to do it and I haven't acutally read the books, so it's up to the rest of you's.
(I didn't read the books because I was too afraid that I would get into it. I do that to fantasy-type stuff, and I become a complete fangirl if I'm not too careful...*is currently obsessing over Uryu Ishida and Bleach*)
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:32 pm
 【Julie Says://】
Sounds good
And I'd help but I'm involved in writing like five fanfictions, one sub story and then two of my own stories
So you can see how that is >>;
And I'm trying to do RL stuff D: (I know some of you don't like to hear that)
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:34 pm
i'm fairly sure tara gilespie (infamous author of my immortal) wrote that twila rubbish. it's believed that she is a troll, so yes, it might have been done before. either way, twila is a parody.
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