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I have figured out why twilight was put on this earth.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:40 pm


So I was on this site, marapets (it sounds like it's crappy, and it is, but I like dressing up my person) and I saw an ad for Gaia where this person says "Twilight: like it or hate it? ANSWER ME!" or something to that effect, and I thought about it for a while, and I realized it's a good marketing scheme because most people have an opinion on it- than I realized that it wasn't put on this earth to punish us for whatever sick reason. All it ever was is a way for companies to make money- the publishers must have realized this and that is the only reason they published such drivel!
It makes sense doesn't it? Even we are victims of the grand scheme because (some of us) make such a huge deal over it's epic suckage!

I feel smart now, so if you don't agree, please don't take away my smart feeling-ness, 'cause I wouldn't do that to you.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:00 pm


That could very well be true.

They could also have put it on this Earth for population control, knowing most Twitards are too busy waiting for their "Edward" or "Jacob" to have kids.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:09 pm


Or to troll us.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:26 pm


KingJack!
Or to troll us.

I doubt that. But it's a small chance...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:43 am


Twilight was put on this earth because Meyers had a wet dream.
The End.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:52 am


Razzz25
Twilight was put on this earth because Meyers had a wet dream.
The End.
Ha. Touche'.
xd

I'd like to hope that it's a form of population control, but it's a fact that stupid people are the first to breed, and Twitards are some of the stupidest around. I have to wonder how this paradox will play out.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:50 am



I thought it was because Satan rose from the depths of hell to write a book that wouldn't burst into flames every ten minutes?

Twilight: Proof that god hates us and wants us to be unhappy.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:54 am


Illustrated Indignity

I thought it was because Satan rose from the depths of hell to write a book that wouldn't burst into flames every ten minutes?

Twilight: Proof that god hates us and wants us to be unhappy.

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I agree with Indi

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:46 pm


Teh_Sheba
Razzz25
Twilight was put on this earth because Meyers had a wet dream.
The End.
Ha. Touche'.
xd

I'd like to hope that it's a form of population control, but it's a fact that stupid people are the first to breed, and Twitards are some of the stupidest around. I have to wonder how this paradox will play out.


Then that means................Nope, I don't want to think about it. talk2hand
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:03 pm


It's a conspiracy!

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