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Blues Operator

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:44 pm


We did this to see how Twitards would react.

Me: So, what's Twilight again?
Friend: It's like, some crappy book.
Me: Isn't it a time of day?
Twitard: excuse me
Friend: And who are you?
Twitard: twilight is an awesome book
Friend: No it's not.
Twitard: have you read it
Friend: It's s**t.
Me: You're a sad little girl, aren't you?
Twitard: *your and im not sad
Me: Then stop fapping to a guy who isn't even hot.
Twitard: read the book idiot
Friend: Sad
Me: Yes, very.
Twitard: omg im reporting you both

Some of this was an exaggeration, but I got the gist nonetheless
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:08 pm


That was pretty funny...
I laughed when she "corrected" your grammar.
Oh and I love MSI.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:22 pm


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Me: You're a sad little girl, aren't you?
Twitard: *your and im not sad


lololololol I love how Twitards just slaughter english grammar, spelling, etc. They seem to use the exclamation point and question mark to go beyond the number of three (in each sentence). They must think they're Stephanie Meyer-- and create new words too! I saw on a post the word "BORND"

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:26 pm


Wow, grammar rape. That's horrible. How would every Twitard feel if I went around and tore their books up at the cash register? I hope they all forget to pro-create because if they do, we're in serious trouble.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:30 pm


D_Marx
Wow, grammar rape. That's horrible. How would every Twitard feel if I went around and tore their books up at the cash register? I hope they all forget to pro-create because if they do, we're in serious trouble.


Of course they're gonna procreate. 1. they're stupid 2. its in the 4th book 3. they imitate the book. Except they think they're going to have 2-month pregnancies and birth hell spawn babies that will chew their way out of the womb, then they'll get an emergency C-section by some sparkly vampire using his teeth and wake up a vampire.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:35 pm



That's funny, in a very sad sort of way that makes me wonder about the future of the world. I like how she corrected your grammar... incorrectly. Not to mention threatening to report you when she was the one that butted in on your conversation. These silly Twitards think they know everything.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:29 am


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Wow, grammar rape. That's horrible. How would every Twitard feel if I went around and tore their books up at the cash register? I hope they all forget to pro-create because if they do, we're in serious trouble.


Of course they're gonna procreate. 1. they're stupid 2. its in the 4th book 3. they imitate the book. Except they think they're going to have 2-month pregnancies and birth hell spawn babies that will chew their way out of the womb, then they'll get an emergency C-section by some sparkly vampire using his teeth and wake up a vampire.

*#PiNg#* . . . I'm actually scared of this. . . and yet, I can't wait to see their disappointment. hmm.

Kind of like watching a kid realize Santa's really your dad or the equivalent paternal figure. [I told a kid the other day that the tooth fairy, if you woke up in the middle of the money delivery, that they would get slimed by Troll Boogers. She was already in the mom loop, though, so no harm done. Hopefully it'll make her think in a creative way.]
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:15 pm


Another conversation.

Twitard: twilight is so good
Me: I don't like Twilight, personally.
Twitard: its better than that msi s**t you lissen 2
Me: Mindless Self Indulgence is much better than a book about an abusive manwhore and an airhead freak.
Twitard: wats mindless self whatever
Me: That MSI group you were speaking of.
Twitard: yah they suck
Me: As does Twilight.
Twitard: omg shut the ******** up noob
Me: EPIC FAIL.
Twitard: wat
Me: RAPE! RAPE ;-;
Twitard: f*****t
Me: As is Edward.
Twitard: no hes not he likes bella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh, really
Twitard: ******** u noob im leaving
Me: See you in Hell! mrgreen

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Razzz25

PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:28 pm


Dumb of the Duck
That was pretty funny...
I laughed when she "corrected" your grammar.
Oh and I love MSI.

That's really sad......I would feel the need to shoot her....
I'm a total and complete Grammar buff....(How much you want to bet I screwed something up grammatically and I'm going to have to go cut myself now... emo )
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:37 pm


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Dumb of the Duck
That was pretty funny...
I laughed when she "corrected" your grammar.
Oh and I love MSI.

That's really sad......I would feel the need to shoot her....
I'm a total and complete Grammar buff....(How much you want to bet I screwed something up grammatically and I'm going to have to go cut myself now... emo )

DON'T YOU DO IT.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:37 pm


When twitards correct grammar it is always an epic fail.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:46 pm



Aha. That's funny she tried to correct your grammar.
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Twitards have a habit of doing that and failing miserably. I love that they do that. It's absolutely hilarious.
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Although, I have to say. I was just about pissed when she said Mindless Self Indulgence was s**t. Personally, I love MSI. Besides, the only reason they don't like it is because -- surprise, suprise! -- it's not on the Twilight Soundtrack. I knew they were stupid, but I didn't know they'd lost that many braincells. Honestly. "whats mindless self whatever" That's just hilarious.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:56 pm


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Aha. That's funny she tried to correct your grammar.
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Twitards have a habit of doing that and failing miserably. I love that they do that. It's absolutely hilarious.
_
Although, I have to say. I was just about pissed when she said Mindless Self Indulgence was s**t. Personally, I love MSI. Besides, the only reason they don't like it is because -- surprise, suprise! -- it's not on the Twilight Soundtrack. I knew they were stupid, but I didn't know they'd lost that many braincells. Honestly. "whats mindless self whatever" That's just hilarious.
_

MSI is too sexy to be disliked.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:53 pm


Ah, I love annoying noobs heart

Twitards (Yes, a group this time rofl ): whoever doesnt love twilight sucks s**t
Me: I don't love it.
Twitard 1: who are u to say that twilight sucks
Twitard 2: calm down hes just a homo
Me: I say it only because I don't like it. So nyehh.
2: told u he was a homo
Twitard 3: and you have an ugly avatar.
Me: Wow, one that isn't completely retarded
1: at least im not a homo
Me: At least I'm not jerking off to a homosexual dead guy who has absolutely emotion whatsoever.
1: thats gay f*****t
3: you're an idiot.
2: and ur gay which makes you twice the idiot
1: lol
Me: RAPE D:
1: wtf
2: hes weird
Me: What's wrong, [USERNAME 3]?
3:

2: u scared her off with your gayness
Me: Well, at least I have the proper genitalia that was assigned to my gender.
1:

2: noob! u dont know anything about twilight! go kill yourself! i hate you!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:25 pm


Masochistic Kitten
Another conversation.

Twitard: twilight is so good
Me: I don't like Twilight, personally.
Twitard: its better than that msi s**t you lissen 2
Me: Mindless Self Indulgence is much better than a book about an abusive manwhore and an airhead freak.
Twitard: wats mindless self whatever
Me: That MSI group you were speaking of.
Twitard: yah they suck
Me: As does Twilight.
Twitard: omg shut the ******** up noob
Me: EPIC FAIL.
Twitard: wat
Me: RAPE! RAPE ;-;
Twitard: f*****t
Me: As is Edward.
Twitard: no hes not he likes bella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh, really
Twitard: ******** u noob im leaving
Me: See you in Hell! mrgreen


Epic. At first they didn't even know what MSI stands for. XD
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