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 Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:29 am
Mike is seen sitting in the middle of the ring with a set standing around him, a large flat screen tv is hanging next to him. He has a microphone in hand as he sits quite comfortably, listening to the audience try and boo him out of the arena. Landry just sat there and waited for them to run out of breath or their throats to be sore or for them to finally lose interest, whatever came first before he began speaking over them.
"My name is Mike Landry and I am The Heartbreaker and this is my very own interview segment, The Heartbreak Hotel. Now unlike the song this show will not be a miserable failure and fade into obscurity because I am the host, and when I'm talking people listen."
The crowd begged to differ, booing him harder than before.
"You may disagree but the facts are written on the walls and more importantly the facts are written on the card, because not so long ago I went to the General Manager's office and I talked to her and she listened. Now at the very next pay per view I have the opportunity to not only embaress some indy wrestler, but later that night I will wrestle for the Heatwave Title."
Mike lowered his microphone for a moment so what he just said could sink in to the audience members. They didn't exactly like it much.
"Now let's go over my two opponents here, first I have an opponent named "BJ"...and that's just about all I know about him. Excuse me? That is my big test? That is how i'm supposed to humor the General Manager? Wrestling someone who no one had ever heard of before? You know I bet this one isn't about me, I bet this is the General Manager of ours is trying to give an opportunity to little BJ. I mean come on, what greater honor is there than to step into the ring on what I can only assume is this kid's debut with a multi time, multi federation, multi divisional World Class Champion such as myself? This poor sap must be wetting himself with glee."
Landry's arrogance was sickening, the audience had just about had enough of his big words.
"But let's move on to the bigger picture, later on I will be competing for the Heatwave title, and the person i'm going to be wrestling is...Angel? You're kidding right? I'm wrestling an Angel? Let me get this straight, first I have to wrestle a nobody, then I have to wrestle something that doesn't exist? Either this General Manager is looney, or she really likes me because this is possibly the easiest path to a title i've ever had! Let's review my past title wins and compare, maybe i'm overlooking someone."
Mike motioned to his flat screen tv and it flashed to life, showing an image of the well known competitor Jed.
"In WWE:E, my second match ever I earned a shot at the WWE:E Championship in a ladder match against Jed. Jed had just won the title the month before, and I took it from him faster than his amish father whipped him when he was a kid."
The next image was Venom.
"Venom and I faced off for ownership of the first ever WWE:U Heavyweight Championship. I manipulated the women of wrestling and got into the hearts of the fans, making myself the front runner for contendership, but once I finally got my match I broke each and every one of their hearts and have been ruling with that championship with an iron fist ever since."
The next two images were Jacob Mayer and Freakshow.
"In DCW these two jokers thought they could get one over on me, I beat Jacob in a triple threat before Freakshow Pearl Harbored me, and it wasn't long before I smacked him down harder than Brock Lesner did to Heath Herring and took my strap back."
An audience member threw a soda bottle at the ring, and lucky enough it hit the screen and broke the television. The audience member was escorted out of the arena.
"Guess I should get to the point. Long story short, I am a born Champion. I'm a third generation wrestler from the legendary Graham family, I am the Heartbreaker, and come time for the Hellfire Pay Per View, I will be the AWF Heatwave Champion. So Says The Heartbreaker, So It Shall Be."
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:22 am
((Im gonna puppet BJ with her permission, which may come as no surprise to some...))
Im all Grown Up...
The crowd erupts in cheers, knowing that someone will have to shut Landry up and as the music kicks in, they know that the person was now here. Stephanie McMahon walked out of the entrance in a fitted light grey pant suit, complete with a teal green satin shirt. She motioned to a stage hand as the music continued and they rushed off and back with a mic. She motioned for the music to stop, although the crowd took a little longer.
"Dear me Mr Landry, you seem to have gone and gotten yourself a complex. That is neither a good sign or desirable in my superstars. Let me first correct a few misconceptions you seem to have developed. Firstly you have only got a shot at the Heatwave title because I can't justify putting you into the real match, against real wrestlers. I can't even justify giving you a contender match. You can list a whole heap of no name titles and substandard matches all you want but in the end here in AWF you are no one. Just aks the crowd" She pointed the mic at the crowd who obliged with a chorus of "You Suck" aimed at Landry. Stephanie chuckled to herself.
((BTW I dont really think like that :p))
"And well as for BJ..." she continued but was momentarily stopped by a deafening raw. "As for BJ, I have one thing to say..." She directed her attention to the crowd "You were once singed by The Dragon Influence..."
The First Angel Poured Out His bowl on the Sun
And the Sun was Given Power To Scoarch People
WITH THE FIRE
The crowd went off and the arena flashed red with the glow of pyrotechnics. BJ emerged from them in her signature mini skirt and knee high boots. Sticking to the stage and ramp she signed a handful of autographs and shook a few hands before walking up to Stephanie for the mic
"Oh No!" She exclaimed "Did some naive young thing just step into my ring... I mean your ring Stephanie, your ring?" She turned her attention to Mike "You don't know who I am? Oh I'm so hurt" She put on a mock sad face "Well here I am, and as you can see, Firstly I am female. Complete with puppies" She looked at her chest and pulled a face "Yep they are still there. And Second" She paused "I'm no Indy wrestler. I am the most accomplished and decorated female wrestler ((with the now exception of Mystique who may have taken that title in wards_dragons Absence)). I have stood my ground and fought against some of the best men in the industry, oh and surprise me I won many titles from them." The crowed roared "I may have been gone for two years, but I am not forgotten. I am BJ Dragon" she stopped and looked up over titontron which was showing flashes of her many matches. She looked at it and at Mike's flat screen and added pointing to it "Mines Bigger"
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:25 pm
Mike was perplexed, he felt like he was in a cartoon.
"Are you people high? The Dragon's Influence? No Name titles? Female Wrestlers? Now i've heard everything! You people must be living in a cave, because if you haven't heard of me and the things i've done then either you're incredibly stupid, or you aren't paying attention. Probably both. You see while you have been hiring men who can't beat women and puffing the magic dragon, i've been travelling the world and racking up accomplishments and innovating the wrestling world in ways incomparable to any other wrestler of this age or ages past. I invented the Watch Your Step match the most psychological wrestling match in history, i've made The Undertaker tap out to my patented Landlock submission in that match, I've broken more hearts than Shawn Michaels and i've won more titles than my ancestors The Grahams. I've won the very first of World Titles, and i've retired them, so if you people think that some butch diva is going to show me up, then you've got a Broken Heart coming. It is...inevitable."
Mike got close up in BJ's face for those last few syllables, feeling confident as ever with his upcomming matches.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:18 pm
BJ sighed and looked at Stephanie then back at Mike "Well if thats your attitude to it all, I can understand why the crowd thinks you're a massive a** clown ((Thanks jericho for awesome insults xD))." Her face had changed she was now intensely serious "I am the greatest, I have transcended the boundaries of gender, I have wrestled all over the world. Hell I'm an Aussie who cracked the American market. I am your worst nightmare, because once I get started I don't let up. You will never get the Heatwave title, I just simply wont allow it. And soon you will understand why all these people" she motioned to the crowd "Are cheering. Because I have taken men like you down countless times. And then just who's heart will be broken? Not mine, thats for sure. I will see you at Hellfire and I will see you get burned in that very ring. Make sure you bring some ointment" she handed the mic back to Steph and turned to leave the arena.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:06 pm
Mike had had enough of BJ's words, and when she turned to leave he tried to grab her by the hair and pull her back.
"Nobody talks to me like that! Do you hear me?"
If he could keep BJ in the ring he would rear back for a huge right hand to the face...
((Interruption expected))
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:36 pm
AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
I'M JUST BETTER THEN YOU
SEE THE FEAR THAT'S IN YOUR EYES
SOON I WILL MAKE YOU REALIZE
OH YEAH!! HERE WE GO AGAIN
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON THE FLOOR AGAIN
HELL YEAH!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN
KNOW THAT I'LL FIGHT FOREVER, I WONT SURRENDER
CUZ I WILL ALWAYS HUNT...YOU....DOWN!!!
~Saliva's "Hunt You Down" comes blasting over the PA just as Landry decides he wants to cheapshot BJ......and The Angel comes out from the back dressed in his backstage attire(my avi..lose the halo, guitars, book and ferret) with a microphone in his hand~
"Easy there buddy...let's not get ahead of ourselves...it would'nt be good for your momentum going into the more importantof you two matches at Hellfire if BJ kicked your a** here in from of all these fans nowwould it?"
~The crowd erupts in laughter directed at Landry after The Angels comments, as The Angel strats to make his way down the ramp~
"Now moving on...I was sitting backstage and I heard you running your mouth just like you always do....but you must not have done your homework on me...because if you did....you whould have known that I am a 7 time World Champion. You would know that I have held a total of 13 singles titles, in addition to being a 23 time tag team champion. If you knew who you were dealing with..you wouldn't be out here making jokes Landy...you'd be begging for mercy."
~By this time The Angel has made his way into the ring and climbs in~
"You see Landry...there is just one proble about what you've said out here tonight....theres no way in Hell it is going to happen. And when Hellfire is over....you Mike Landry not be the Heatwave Champion...because there is no way you will beat me.....especially after BJ Dragon gets done kicking the living s**t out of you."
~Now The Angel has crossed the ring and is right in Landry's face~
"So what do you have to say about that.....punk???"
~The Angel is now staring right through Landy...waiting for him to either say something or make a move~
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:22 am
Mike released the hair of BJ, letting her leave the ring while his focuses turned to the man infront of him.
"Everything you just said, that miniature monologue you call a promo, that little speech right there has not only failed to frighten me in the smallest bit, but it has assured me of victory. You see Mr. Figment-of-your-own-imagination you may keep track of all those indy scene world titles you've won, but when it comes to the accolaids and championships i've aquired, i've proven that not even a machine can keep track of it all."
Mike said, motioning to his now smoking flat screen tv he used earlier.
"It's become painfully clear to me that none of you bargain-bin wrestling fans have more than a two-second attention span, because if you truly let anything i've said here tonight sink in and weigh on your mind, then you wouldn't come out here and question me. You'd be watching wrestling tape of me beating the Undertaker, you'd be watching tape of me in the first ever Ironman Steel Cage match, you'd be watching the matches where I beat every single man competing in the Hell in a Cell match for the AWF title, you'd be watching every second of my career that you could find so you could pray to hope that you could keep up with me in that ring. It doesn't matter how many of you wanna-bes I face at Hellfire, it doesn't matter how many of you come out here and try to keep me down, it doesn't matter what kind of celestial being you think you are, all that matters is this: -I-am-Mike-Landry-, and I am Victory."
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:25 pm
~The Angel smiles and looks at Landry trying to keep from laughing~
"The Undertaker...I've beat him more times then I can count. As for all the other crap you just said....I say this. Who cares??? So you've won a few great matches....but what have you really done?? Because if you look at the bigger picture, your just another average superstar who's won a few world titles and is now out here....getting closer by the second to stepping into the ring with someone whom you have no chance of beating...someone whos level of tallent far exceeds your own. And you know what....I think that even though you sit here running your mouth about how 'you are victory'....deep down you know that you know that you cannot beat me. Because I am 'God's Gift to Wrestling'......an immortal.....an icon......someone who the likes of has never been seen here in AWF before. And when the battle is over and the smoke clears....who doyou think will be standing tall holding the gold??? thats easy...it will be me!!! But if you really want a chance to prove that you are the better man...I'll give it to you Landry. what do you say we up the ante a little for our match???? make it somthing that neither of us will ever forget. What do you say that at Hellfire........it's The Angel vs. Mike Landry....for the Hellfire Championship......and lets make it......a Last Man Standing Match!!!!!!
~The crowd erupts in cheers following The Angel's challenge~
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:16 pm
((FYI neither BJ nor Stephanie actually stepped into the ring if you read closely. Now I have to go to work sad ))
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:22 pm
((My bad, but as I was saying...))
Mike was tired of the hollow words his opponent was spurting out of his word hole, and came back with this.
"Angel if you payed attention at all you'd know I don't fear you, I don't respect you, hell i've never even heard of you, and i've heard of alot of no name wrestlers. But come Hellfire after my umpteenth Last Man Standing match, no one will ever hear of you again."
Mike tried slapping Angel across the face.
((And now comes the time for the speeches to end and for the feud to get actuall credibility))
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:21 pm
((good deal.....I was waiting for that btw sorry I forgot about this...you guys gotta pm me...i run 2 guilds and am in like 16 feds now))
~The Angel is slapped across the face.....and after being hit he stares Landry down before attempting a vivious right hand aimed at Landry's midsection trying to double Landry over~
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:10 am
Mike is doubled over and he holds his chest, the shot knocked the wind out of him.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:55 pm
~The Angel then quickly attempts Final Revelation on the winded Landry hoping to drop him to the mat and set up for a much bigger move~
(coed breaker)
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:03 pm
(The Coed breaker? It breaks intergenderly things? Interesting)
The Final Revelation connects and Mike is dropped on his back holding his face.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:03 pm
((yeah it's an epic finisher...they just wouldn't let Jericho call it that on TV lol))
~The Angel then jumps up onto the turnbuckle...and looking to send a message, and make an impact he attempts The Angel's Flight~
((450 Splash))
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