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 Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:55 pm
All right, you guys. I've practiced my n00b speak for this moment of truth.
I have made a Twi-Spy. Her name is Twilight becomes Daylight (nickname: Daylight). She has an all-Twilight profile and is a complete twitard. Surprisingly, my twifan acquaintances all seem to be twitards.
She currently has (93) Twilight fan friends. None of them know the girl is by an anti.
She has so far joined (2) Twilight guild(s), and had sent invitations to (4).
It's hilarious to look over what I wrote. I'll post some if it here. If you have a Twi-Spy of your own, want to give me the names of targets, or want to support in any way, PLEASE DO!
I'm still pretending to have read the whole series. I haven't been questioned of my knowledge so far. In reality, I strugglingly read only the first. I have seen the movie once undubbed.
Updates coming soon!
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:56 pm
Here are my guild join requests:
Furry Kingdom: RP Guild (accepted!)
Oh, wow, I love Twilight so much. I have read the books and they are my favorites ever. I want to RP and pretend I'm in the series because I love it so much!
|| The Lion & The Lamb |_| A Twilight Guild. || (accepted!)
I truly appreciate all of Twilight and how much it has contributed to my life. It has inspired me, motivated me, and changed the way my mind thinks.
If accepted, I will contribute as much as I can to your wonderful guild.
Twilight Fans
I love Twilight so much!! It's my life! I have every book and just about every Twilight product ever made!
I love the movie. It's definitely the best movie I've ever seen. I am team Edward all the way and I love vampires.
A Taste of Twilight (declined!):
I would love to join your guild to get into deep discussions about Twilight. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:00 pm
Here's my first in a series of second-meaning posts. Hope you enjoy! Twilight becomes Daylight Hi! You can call me Daylight. I was insane over Twilight the moment I started reading it. Been insane ever since lol. It has driven me MAD!!!Well, it totally occupies my life. I talk about it all the time... and I'm not a person to talk much! I talk about making parodies, new horrible discoveries, and how horrible it is.I'm a big fan of vampires. Which is a reason I hate it. True. Not so much werewolves. Also true. So I'm totally Team Edward, and I'm glad she chose him in the end and everything. If only I had a sparkling husband... OBVIOUS SARCASM!!So yeah, I love writing... and the most exciting read of mine was definitely Twilight. Exciting as in traumatizing. I've written a lot about it... it's kinda like a long fanfic. Actually, it's a very long, offensive parody. It's truly a good read.I hope to have a great time here. ^_^ I hope to have a great time destroying your lives.On the subject of the wolf pack of new moon Quote: 1. they all look like the same person 2. y are they all NAKED? Quote: I think the costume designers are really whorish. Either that or dumb twifans like nekkid people on Do vampires go to the bathroom? Quote: All right, this leads into a lot of stupid twi-loopholes. Where does all the blood go? Shouldn't it go into their bloodstream or something? And btw, peeing is controlled by the kidneys which are connected to the lymphatic system which filters out the blood. So consequently, vampires would need blood to pee. And obviously, they would need to eat to poo. So tell me, where do you think all that blood goes? Quote: Vampires don't have blood in the book, so how does Edward get an erection? Does he shoot venom out his p***s, too? Quote: shelbshel15328 umm... they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom because all the blood they drink soaks up into their skin and muscles to make them stronger. Yeah, right. What about displacement? Quote: Vampires aren't supposed to sparkle here in Logicland... I pretend to like vampires and Twilight but not Twilight vampires. On the subject of Edward's Birthday (being the day I posted) Quote: Whoop-dee-doo. I think he's had enough already. That could mean it's his last birthday... Quote: xXTruly-InsaneXx Twilight becomes Daylight I think the costume designers are really whorish. Either that or dumb twifans like nekkid people HAHA omg im beginning to wonder the same thing! i mean really? u can at least TRY to match the character discriptions in the book...for once. blaugh I would just love to see a description in the book about their being 80% unclothed.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:02 pm
Here's what I like to call the Twi-Bomb. This is what I'll send to the twitards when the time is right. Quote: Opinions are always respected. But as for you in choosing Twilight, you get one chance at forgiveness. If you stay on the path of Twilight, you’ll face hardships in life and relationships. It has terrible role models, and sets unreal standards for relationships. The main character, Bella Swan, is a Mary Sue. The character was created so only to serve as a hollow for the author in her wet fantasy. Once the story was published, you filled that hollow. Twilight diminishes feminine self-worth. It trains girls to be completely submissive to their male partners, who are idealized to be controlling and abusive, disguising it as love and protection. Twilight destroys the name of vampires. Real vampires are monsters. Twilight “vampires” are sparklefairies. In fact, they’re more like X-men. Twilight’s “vampires” are nothing like vampires. Do they even have fangs? Do they need to drink blood? Do they sleep in coffins? Do they burn in the sun? I don’t think so. There are many things better than Twilight - creative things, at that. I hate to say it, but go read a book! Literature is well thought-out and well written. Twilight is unedited slack full of purple prose. Therefore, it cannot be considered literature. Examples of literature would be Moby d**k, Tom Sawyer, and Canterbury Tales. So instead of obsessing over something that slowly breaks you apart and rebuilds you as a waste of a person, you can build your own life on your own free thoughts and actions. You’re not the only one. You still have a chance to redeem yourself. Quit Twilight today. Please help by offering additions, commenting it, or making points in editing it. I need some second opinions about it. Such as: If you were a twi-fan and I sent this to you, would it be persuading?
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:07 pm
This will be the list of attackees.
So far I have 93 target victims.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:14 pm
Oh god, this is great!
I would like to feel raped by reading twilight XD PUT ME IN UR SIG
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:24 pm
Uh, LOL yeah! My mule is named Jaffled and I'm seriously laughing at the ignorance of the twitards whee
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:39 pm
Epic troll win...
To think there are people who would type all that and mean it sincerely D=
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:34 pm
I've had a mule for a while, her name is Dreamy Bloody Crimson...go look at her profile lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:41 pm
Put me on your signature
...Oh! And by the way, marry me ? : D
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:41 pm
Hey Jerba, I think your mule should be a vampire.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:12 am
Crystal Kyuketsuki Hey Jerba, I think your mule should be a vampire. I was thinkin' that...
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:15 pm
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Vampires don't have blood in the book, so how does Edward get an erection? Does he shoot venom out his p***s, too?
I always wondered that too.....Yay! I'm not alone in my reproductive-themed train of thought!
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