Ask Ares

[Ares or Mars]

It's me, Ares. THE Ares. I know you're struck with awe right now. Of course you are.

So the idea of this is to ask me about myself, or just Olympus in general. You can ask about the rest of my family to so I can make stuff up about them to annoy them, and makes things generally irritating. I'm kidding!! Or am I...?

START ASKING!!!!!

 

[White Queen Amata]

I know you're going to kill me for this, Ares, but I just have to know your take on it...

So why do you date Aphrodite if her husband's Hephaestus?  

[Ares or Mars]

White Queen Amata

I know you're going to kill me for this, Ares, but I just have to know your take on it...

So why do you date Aphrodite if her husband's Hephaestus?

I was actually expecting that one. Old news. Even Hepheastus knows about that.

Well for one thing, Aphrodite is hot. dramallama
Though she does have affairs with anyone walking around with p***s

For another thing, it anoys the hell out of Hepheastus, and it's fun to stick it in his face. Besides, since when has my family ever been monogamous? I mean look at Zeus!

...By the way, expect your house to be bombed this Thursday, sometime around lunch. twisted  

[White Queen Amata]

Okay, that works for me, because you wouldn't dare to bomb Athena's palace, would you, war god?  

[Ares or Mars]

White Queen Amata

Okay, that works for me, because you wouldn't dare to bomb Athena's palace, would you, war god?

Good thing I know you don't live over at Athena's Palace then. I know that for a fact. I've been there.

...Then again, now that you mention it Athena's palace does seem a pretty good target... twisted

I'm kidding Athena. Would you stop reading over my shoulder?! scream  

[White Queen Amata]

Oh, darn. I knew I couldn't fool you. You're right. I'm Hera.  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Ares what is your take on Apollo and Artemis's relationship and do they ever do any of that freaky twin stuff you always hear about or possibly read like in Harry Potter?  

[Ares or Mars]

White Queen Amata

Oh, darn. I knew I couldn't fool you. You're right. I'm Hera.

No you're not. Hera's over there, getting mairrage counseling with Zeus. Oh wait, not anymore, they just killed the guy. Hm. That was the 15th one this week. confused  

[Ares or Mars]

Queen-of-the-Rogue

Ares what is your take on Apollo and Artemis's relationship and do they ever do any of that freaky twin stuff you always hear about or possibly read like in Harry Potter?

Well I do know their relationship level is on nothing higher than friendship/siblings.

Oh, don't get me started on the freaky twin crap. It doesn't freak me out, but it still annoys me. I tell you, ever since they read Harry Potter, It's been all Apetis and Artollo! I swear, one of these days I'm gonna - !!!!



...excuse me for a second, Artemis just shot me in the back. I need to get revenge. stare  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

So I take it the twins drive you up the wall also how close is their sibling/friendship bond?  

[Ares or Mars]

Queen-of-the-Rogue

So I take it the twins drive you up the wall also how close is their sibling/friendship bond?

Naturally. They know their limits though - I AM the god of war for a reason! twisted

How close? Hell if I know. Lemme ask them. Okay, they're here, they'll answer you.

Artemis: Hello mortal. We have a strong bond that none can ever break. We love each other as siblings, not the way that Aphrodite would rather have it. stare

Apollo: As Temi said, as close as it can get. We're good friends, but we do like to compete against each other. We are so close that

Artemis: we can even finish our sentences for each other.

Apollo: Freaky, isn't it? biggrin  

[Herry Rockabore]

Which mortal do you think should play you in a movie?

Also what's the craziest experiance you've had happen after one of Dionysus's wild parties?  

[Ares or Mars]

Herry Rockabore

Which mortal do you think should play you in a movie?

Also what's the craziest experiance you've had happen after one of Dionysus's wild parties?

Wouldn't know. I don't keep with the celebrities. You humans die to fast. xd

Erm...about the Dionysus party thing...hmmm....he's going to kill me for saying this but...I can't believe you're asking me this. gonk

Okay, well, apparently Apollo had one to many drinks and he started hitting on me... gonk gonk gonk gonk

...He's forgotten the experience, but I haven't. Damn that was embarrasing....you can only imagine...

He thought I was Daphne. DO I LOOK LIKE A TREE TO YOU?! scream  

[Athena_68]

How well do you get along with Athena?  

[Ares or Mars]

Athena_68

How well do you get along with Athena?

Not very well after the Trojan War, lemme tell ya. sweatdrop

I think you know the deal there.