Yes, sir, we promised you a great Main Event here tonight ..
He is here, ANDRE THE GIANT!
WrestleMania!
Hulkamania, is Running Wild!
Rest In Peace ..
MY GOD WHAT A FALL!
IF YA SMELLL ..
YOU'RE FIRED!
Gimme a Hell Yeah!
The entire world is watching!
WWE:U ..
World Wrestling Entertainment: Unlimited
Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
That s**t makes me bat s**t crazy
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
To get anything that we want
To drink everything in sight
We're going 'til the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
Ooooohhhhhhh
We're screaming like demons, swinging from the ceiling
I got a fist full of fifties, the tequilia just hit me
Ooooohhhhh
We got no class, no taste, no shirt, and s**t faced
We got it lined up, shot down, firing back straight crown ..
The opening video package to WWE:U's New School Wrestling began on screen, highlighting the showcase of talent that Unlimited's new brand has to offer. The likes of Matt Stone, Jed, Saint Joey, Marxx and Cyrus Everblaze flashed up on screen.
When the cameras went live to the arena, where thousands of screaming fans made as much noise as possible and waved around their banners, hoping to get on TV. The camera crew did a good job sweeping through the crowds, until the lights flickered a couple of times and the camera was once mroe cut to an overview of the arena.
Strobe lighting then started up, as a figure had been standing in the ring the whole time, but this just gave an indication as to who exactly the person was. Bringing a microphone up to his mouth, he spoke in to it as if an announcer would.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Uncrowned Champion, the Prodigy .. Weighing in tonight at two-hundred and twenty-five pounds .. Standing at six foot, 2 inches .. NUKE .. FUSION!"
Clapping for himself, Nuke seemed thoroughly impressed with himself for this entrance, as the strobe lighting faded away and the house lights took to beaming down upon the idolised WWE:U wrestling ring once more.
The crowd had already set in to a jeer by the time Nuke had said 'Lades and Gentlemen', but was drowned out by the booming voice of Nuke, echoed by the massive PA system coordinated around the arena.
"Well, Night of Champions .."
Cut off my a roar of approval at Nuke's match result, with Marxx keeping his career, Nuke then tried to cut them off.
"Did I ask for your opinion? Right, now, back to what I was saying. In addition to all of you being inbred bastards, I will point out another obvious and admit that I lost to Marxx. However, who said that I was finished with the man?
In addition to him being a constant annoyance in my mind, he has no skills what-so-ever. It was pure luck that lead him to a victory at Night of Champions, and I obviously and clearly wasn't ready for the match. I hadn't done my stretches, the ref counted the three count too fast, and Marxx pulled at least six cheap sho-"
The crowd interrupted before Nuke could continue, and he hopped on one of the bottom ropes in retortion.
"He did too! We've got footage of it here if the tech guys will just play it. Wait, I'm hearing from the nerds at the back that they couldn't find anything on Marxx screwing me over .. They must've lost the tape or something. Anyway-"
Chants then started up of "Nuke's the inbred", and more than a handful of fans even had banners with that same line on it. Others had "It's 2.0ver Nuke", with pictures of Kelly King 2.0 and Marxx on either side.
"Did I ask for your opinion, yet again? You people never learn, you're almost as bad as the French. Now, let's do something a little more fun and analyse the matches from Night of Champions. Nerds, roll the tape with the NoC footage that was played on Unlimited."
Seita Grey and Snypa are bloodied and battered from their hardcore match, but Seita is handed his Hardcore title after nailing the Shock Drop into a set up steel chair
In a split screen both Xavier Cross and Team Priceless are shown holding up the Intercontinental and Tag Team Championships respectively
Mickie backed up and grabbed at Mystique's arm, pulling her out of the corner straight into a front chancery. Mickie raised her hand up in the air and screamed out, leaping into the air and hitting Mystique with a devastating Mickie-D-T. Mickie hooked her leg and pinned her for the 1...2...3. The crowd cheered as Mickie got to her feet and held the woman's title in her hands as the ref presented it to her.
Next the screen shows Matt Stone deliberately locking Michael Thomas in an ankle lock to keep both of them from entering the ring and subsequently getting a double count out. Matt retains the title and Michael feels screwed again
The titantron faded to the referee raising Graham’s hand after the controversial disqualification victory caused by Ashley sweeping his legs, then to the post-match brawl between an agitated Disciple and a furious Felix
JR: We have huge results from last night’s Night of Champions PPV, we have a new Women’s Champion in Mickie James, new Tag Team Champions, Team Priceless!
Striker: That’s right JR and that’s not all that was on the line last night, Marxx was able to save his career from a Nuclear meltdown, and we have a new King of the Ring in Kelly King 2.0!
The titatron returned to normal, and Nuke was shown sitting on a turnbuckle in his usual promo position.
"Okay, analysis time. Personally, I don't care about most of these matches, but let's give it a shot anyway. Seita Grey and Snypa, huh? Well, personally, I feel that Snypa's the more hardcore of the two; but his lack of victory against a low-carder such as Grey shows that obviously he didn't have the skills to actually come out of this match the victor. Kind of like Tommy Dreamer; he may have some extreme or hardcore moments, but in the end he'll never amount to anything in-ring ..
Well, Xavier Cross came out with the IC Championship, along with Priceless retainng. Now, I can't say that I'm particularly suprised with Xavier's outcome; there's not much competition in the mid-card these days, and he has some potential. Not as much as I do, obviously.
Well, Priceless have it easy at the moment. I'm a 2-time Tag Champ here in the U, and I have to say that since I dropped out of that division, it's pretty much plummeted. Once again, obviously an easy victory, and I doubt they're gonna have much opposition to their title reign with the current factions around.
Alright, the Women's Division; I'll come out and admit it, that I'm like you guys when it comes to this division. I don't care who wins, so long as I get to see hot girls rolling about on eachother in tight costume. Am I right or what?"
Nuke gained mixed reactions here; boos from the females in the crowd, an awkward silence from the men near the jeering women, and the odd group of guys who were cheering at Nuke's commenting .. Possibly not caring because they were drunk.
"Matt Stone, Matt Stone .. Legend. I love this guy, he knows how to get the job done, just as he showed against Thomas. I mean, what a great thought process he has, brilliant tactics; to retain what is rightfully his, he puts Thomas in an Ankle Lock, forcing a double count out. A mastermind at work right there.
Landry, I mean Graham, has gone too far in this business without too much effort. I mean, he got DQ'd because Ashley tripped him up, retaining the World Championship?
I'll tell you one thing, there's a lot more classy ways to retain than that, and I'd show it if I were World Champ. But, alas, on to the next match in my notes."
Nuke looked down at a pad of paper, and traced his finger down it slowly, before stopping and hitting the pad.
"That's right, Kelly King progressed to the King of the Ring Final .. And won .."
Cheers erupted from all over the arena, 2.0 obviously a clear fan favourite to these people.
"You know, if I had actually cared, I could've won that tournament. Seriously, there was no real competition in there, just like my opponent at Night of Champions .. In a tag match, alongside my SAI partner Jed, we will go tw-on-two against Christian and .. Marxx .."
The same kid who had a banner saying "It's 2.0ver Nuke", with pictures of Kelly King 2.0 and Marxx on either side, then stood up on an adult's shoulders, as the camera panned in on his sign. King had already 'punked' Nuke after Nuke costing him his Championship, and now Marxx had a reason to beat down The Prodigy.
"You know what? It's not over, it's never over. I'm a Legend of my own making, and will prove it by banishing Marxx from WWE:U completely. That's why I want him to come out here right now, get your as out here boy!"
[[Interruptions by Marxx, Christian or Jed will all be welcomed]]
He is here, ANDRE THE GIANT!
WrestleMania!
Hulkamania, is Running Wild!
Rest In Peace ..
MY GOD WHAT A FALL!
IF YA SMELLL ..
YOU'RE FIRED!
Gimme a Hell Yeah!
The entire world is watching!
WWE:U ..
World Wrestling Entertainment: Unlimited
Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
That s**t makes me bat s**t crazy
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
To get anything that we want
To drink everything in sight
We're going 'til the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
Ooooohhhhhhh
We're screaming like demons, swinging from the ceiling
I got a fist full of fifties, the tequilia just hit me
Ooooohhhhh
We got no class, no taste, no shirt, and s**t faced
We got it lined up, shot down, firing back straight crown ..
The opening video package to WWE:U's New School Wrestling began on screen, highlighting the showcase of talent that Unlimited's new brand has to offer. The likes of Matt Stone, Jed, Saint Joey, Marxx and Cyrus Everblaze flashed up on screen.
When the cameras went live to the arena, where thousands of screaming fans made as much noise as possible and waved around their banners, hoping to get on TV. The camera crew did a good job sweeping through the crowds, until the lights flickered a couple of times and the camera was once mroe cut to an overview of the arena.
Strobe lighting then started up, as a figure had been standing in the ring the whole time, but this just gave an indication as to who exactly the person was. Bringing a microphone up to his mouth, he spoke in to it as if an announcer would.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Uncrowned Champion, the Prodigy .. Weighing in tonight at two-hundred and twenty-five pounds .. Standing at six foot, 2 inches .. NUKE .. FUSION!"
Clapping for himself, Nuke seemed thoroughly impressed with himself for this entrance, as the strobe lighting faded away and the house lights took to beaming down upon the idolised WWE:U wrestling ring once more.
The crowd had already set in to a jeer by the time Nuke had said 'Lades and Gentlemen', but was drowned out by the booming voice of Nuke, echoed by the massive PA system coordinated around the arena.
"Well, Night of Champions .."
Cut off my a roar of approval at Nuke's match result, with Marxx keeping his career, Nuke then tried to cut them off.
"Did I ask for your opinion? Right, now, back to what I was saying. In addition to all of you being inbred bastards, I will point out another obvious and admit that I lost to Marxx. However, who said that I was finished with the man?
In addition to him being a constant annoyance in my mind, he has no skills what-so-ever. It was pure luck that lead him to a victory at Night of Champions, and I obviously and clearly wasn't ready for the match. I hadn't done my stretches, the ref counted the three count too fast, and Marxx pulled at least six cheap sho-"
The crowd interrupted before Nuke could continue, and he hopped on one of the bottom ropes in retortion.
"He did too! We've got footage of it here if the tech guys will just play it. Wait, I'm hearing from the nerds at the back that they couldn't find anything on Marxx screwing me over .. They must've lost the tape or something. Anyway-"
Chants then started up of "Nuke's the inbred", and more than a handful of fans even had banners with that same line on it. Others had "It's 2.0ver Nuke", with pictures of Kelly King 2.0 and Marxx on either side.
"Did I ask for your opinion, yet again? You people never learn, you're almost as bad as the French. Now, let's do something a little more fun and analyse the matches from Night of Champions. Nerds, roll the tape with the NoC footage that was played on Unlimited."
Seita Grey and Snypa are bloodied and battered from their hardcore match, but Seita is handed his Hardcore title after nailing the Shock Drop into a set up steel chair
In a split screen both Xavier Cross and Team Priceless are shown holding up the Intercontinental and Tag Team Championships respectively
Mickie backed up and grabbed at Mystique's arm, pulling her out of the corner straight into a front chancery. Mickie raised her hand up in the air and screamed out, leaping into the air and hitting Mystique with a devastating Mickie-D-T. Mickie hooked her leg and pinned her for the 1...2...3. The crowd cheered as Mickie got to her feet and held the woman's title in her hands as the ref presented it to her.
Next the screen shows Matt Stone deliberately locking Michael Thomas in an ankle lock to keep both of them from entering the ring and subsequently getting a double count out. Matt retains the title and Michael feels screwed again
The titantron faded to the referee raising Graham’s hand after the controversial disqualification victory caused by Ashley sweeping his legs, then to the post-match brawl between an agitated Disciple and a furious Felix
JR: We have huge results from last night’s Night of Champions PPV, we have a new Women’s Champion in Mickie James, new Tag Team Champions, Team Priceless!
Striker: That’s right JR and that’s not all that was on the line last night, Marxx was able to save his career from a Nuclear meltdown, and we have a new King of the Ring in Kelly King 2.0!
The titatron returned to normal, and Nuke was shown sitting on a turnbuckle in his usual promo position.
"Okay, analysis time. Personally, I don't care about most of these matches, but let's give it a shot anyway. Seita Grey and Snypa, huh? Well, personally, I feel that Snypa's the more hardcore of the two; but his lack of victory against a low-carder such as Grey shows that obviously he didn't have the skills to actually come out of this match the victor. Kind of like Tommy Dreamer; he may have some extreme or hardcore moments, but in the end he'll never amount to anything in-ring ..
Well, Xavier Cross came out with the IC Championship, along with Priceless retainng. Now, I can't say that I'm particularly suprised with Xavier's outcome; there's not much competition in the mid-card these days, and he has some potential. Not as much as I do, obviously.
Well, Priceless have it easy at the moment. I'm a 2-time Tag Champ here in the U, and I have to say that since I dropped out of that division, it's pretty much plummeted. Once again, obviously an easy victory, and I doubt they're gonna have much opposition to their title reign with the current factions around.
Alright, the Women's Division; I'll come out and admit it, that I'm like you guys when it comes to this division. I don't care who wins, so long as I get to see hot girls rolling about on eachother in tight costume. Am I right or what?"
Nuke gained mixed reactions here; boos from the females in the crowd, an awkward silence from the men near the jeering women, and the odd group of guys who were cheering at Nuke's commenting .. Possibly not caring because they were drunk.
"Matt Stone, Matt Stone .. Legend. I love this guy, he knows how to get the job done, just as he showed against Thomas. I mean, what a great thought process he has, brilliant tactics; to retain what is rightfully his, he puts Thomas in an Ankle Lock, forcing a double count out. A mastermind at work right there.
Landry, I mean Graham, has gone too far in this business without too much effort. I mean, he got DQ'd because Ashley tripped him up, retaining the World Championship?
I'll tell you one thing, there's a lot more classy ways to retain than that, and I'd show it if I were World Champ. But, alas, on to the next match in my notes."
Nuke looked down at a pad of paper, and traced his finger down it slowly, before stopping and hitting the pad.
"That's right, Kelly King progressed to the King of the Ring Final .. And won .."
Cheers erupted from all over the arena, 2.0 obviously a clear fan favourite to these people.
"You know, if I had actually cared, I could've won that tournament. Seriously, there was no real competition in there, just like my opponent at Night of Champions .. In a tag match, alongside my SAI partner Jed, we will go tw-on-two against Christian and .. Marxx .."
The same kid who had a banner saying "It's 2.0ver Nuke", with pictures of Kelly King 2.0 and Marxx on either side, then stood up on an adult's shoulders, as the camera panned in on his sign. King had already 'punked' Nuke after Nuke costing him his Championship, and now Marxx had a reason to beat down The Prodigy.
"You know what? It's not over, it's never over. I'm a Legend of my own making, and will prove it by banishing Marxx from WWE:U completely. That's why I want him to come out here right now, get your as out here boy!"
[[Interruptions by Marxx, Christian or Jed will all be welcomed]]
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