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 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:03 am
TEAM CARNAGE OFFICIAL BLOG This was made because the previous one needed editing, and I couldn't do it due to my account being banned.- So.. Someone delete the original, or archive it. Whatever works. "Our fallen adversaries shall join our ranks, if they are worthy.." The Oath
The Darkest Night
Descends from the Skies
The Dark Reign Grows as All Hope Dies
We Crave Your Power and Your Demise
By Our Blood Soaked Hands...
Carnage Shall Rise!
How Team Carnage was formed (EEW) -As Told By Chrono- Upon my time in EEW, I've won matches, I've lost matches, I've drawn in many matches more. Though those matches were mostly insignificant, you seem confused.. Allow me to explain.. They've really done nothing to help my career, accomplish my goals. I was a wrestler without a goal. Sure the obvious goal for every wrestler is to obtain a championship, defend it for as long as he can, before he eventually loses it or it gets retired. Either way, a sad, sad fate. In the past championships always used to be a huge deal for me. Hell so far I've won 33 world titles, 34 Singles, and 19 Tag teams. Yet they all seem fade away over time. So as I was saying, as I joined EEW and raised hell! Heck, I even allied myself with the Tap Out Mafia because I saw some form of potential. Apparently I needed to get my eyes checked, because the potential I saw wasn't within their ranks. It was my own.. I was the one who should usher a new reign of terror. The question was how, and who.. How would I accomplish this.. Whom could I ally myself with... And then Yuke found me. You see Yuke and I go way back. In our EWA days, but that's all behind us. You see she had this crazy idea to make stable, and then wreck carnage throughout multiple wrestling organizations. A lovely idea indeed, course.. Just the two of us couldn't do it alone, so we bought more time until we found a perfect third member.. Toxin.. You see we have to keep this lad chained up so his anger can be contained. It's not his fault see, just because he was institutionalized, killed his doctors, and burned down the asylum.. It's not his fault, no one could understand him. I digress our lovely little family grew when we added him to our ranks.. You see while Toxin may not talk much, his goals are much like our own. The universe is essentially chaotic, the ideas of law and order are merely a perversion of our society. Everyone deep down inside has chaos in them, they just don't admit it.. We embrace it.. We take our fallen opponents.. Our adversaries.. Our defeated foes and we add them to our ranks. Make them see our Carnage first hand, and then give them the opportunity to embrace it, unleash it. --The Original Speech was made on Tue Mar 10, 2009. -- Obviously there have been a lot of significant differences Also if you have anything to note on, wish to add. please send a comment my way, or to Yuke's account.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:06 am
Complete History of Team Carnage Despite the date's being jumbled up, this is an accurate portrayal of said events.
I have posted them in order according to the time lineNormal Font = EEW Grey= ICW Green= Banzai *Unknown time- Chrono and 2.0 have some secret alliance meeting the details are revealed during EEW's ONS 2009 PPV. ICW (New Year's Devastation PPV) 2/4/09- Chrono made his return to ICW, and claimed the Extreme Title twice in one night, during a brutal backstage brawl (Burn) Mon Feb 09, 2009 - During Chronos Contract signing to the Burn Roster, he was attacked by 2.0 who let slip Cartwrights name. Chrono promised to introduce someone, and unleash a Carnage. ICW (1st Birthday Show) Thu Feb 19, 2009 - Chrono with cloaked figures and came out, he then repackaged the ICW Extreme Title into the Anarchy Championship, and introduced his new faction Team Carnage. He then offered his previous competitors a chance at his title.
ICW (1st Birthday Show) Mon Feb 23, 2009 - During Christina Parks and Phoenixfires match, Yuke came out and informed them that she was now apart of the roster.
(House Party '09 PPV) Mon Mar 02, 2009 - During Miss Sphinxs introduction to the world of EEW, Yuke came out interrupting her promo. Revealing that she was a member of Team Carnage. (House Party '09) Wed Apr 01, 2009 - After Travis defeats Poison in a match, he is laid out by Poison. The lights go off, and "Carnage Rules" is spray painted on Travis, and the ring. (House Party '09 )Mon Mar 02, 2009 - Travis Nightsky promises to bring down the Tap Out Mafia, a faction that Chrono was currently in. Chrono steps out, and issues a challenge to Travis to an Inferno Match at One Night Stand. Should Travis lose, he must join Team Carnage. Travis accepts, and while he's distracted by Chrono, Yuke climbs out from under the ring, and sets Travis ablaze as the EMTs rush him into the hospital. (House Party '09 ) Mon Mar 02, 2009- It's Chrono vs Cartwright in an intense empty arena match, the two battled back and forth, and just as it seemed that Chrono was going to win the match, The Manhattan Project interfered choking Chrono out. Roxxie made the save, and gave Chrono C.P.R. Yuke arrived with someone in chains known as "Toxin" she unleashes Toxin upon TMP, as she promises Cartwright that the score wasn't settled. ICW (Anarchistic Revolution 09) Mon Feb 23, 2009 - During the first ever "Carnage Rules Iron Man" match, Team Carnage seemingly took out some of the competitors, to weed down the competition for the Anarchy Championship(Burn) Tue Mar 24, 2009 - Yuke introduces the concept of Team Carnage, and "Carnage Rules" matches, she then challenges TMP and Roxxie to a match under "Carnage Rules" in which Roxxie and TMP accept. (Burn) Wed Apr 01, 2009- After Travis Nightskys match with Animok, Chrono comes down and confronts him. After they come to blows, Chrono tosses Travis off the ramp onto the concrete. ICW (Anarchistic Revolution 09) Wed Mar 25, 2009 - Team Carnage makes their presence known when a faction known as the "New Worlds Alliance" forms. Prompting a future match between them.
ICW (Anarchistic Revolution 09)Mar 31, 2009 - Chrono makes a heart felt promo about Team Carnage, it's history, and it's goals.(Monday Night Burn) April 15th, 2009 - Team Carnages first Official match. They defeated The Manhattan Project and Roxxie Ink in a Carnage Rules Match, and forced TMP & Roxxie to join Team Carnage! ---- EEW Team Carnage Current Members------- Chrono Clepsydra Yuke Toxin Roxxie Ink The Manhattan Project (Monday Night Burn) April 15th, 09 - Chrono confirms a rumor, proving he now owns 33.3% of EEW, and then used his power to make 4th Brand, Banzai(Monday Night Burn) April 15th, 2009 - The FINGER FLICK OF DOOOOOM! Incident ICW (Whiplash & Breakdown) May 06, 09 -Team Carnage vs New Worlds Alliance in a Full Metal Massacre Match, for the ICW International Title, Yuke escapes the cage and wins.
-Immediately after, she is placed in a match against Jack Leone and loses due to excessive blood loss, as well as being strapped to a stretcher.
ICW (Whiplash & Breakdown) May 06, 09 - Chrono defeats Marxx to retain the ICW Anarchy Title, in a Wicked Extreme MatchN00b guild inVasion May 07, 09 - The Bloody Carnage Mafia is formed, as all members decimate the WECW guild, and win every one of their titles. (Monday Night Burn) May 26, 2009 - Toxin (Who teamed with Poison) defeated the EEW Tag Team Champions, the Cardock-Saint Connection May 20th, 2009- First episode of Wednesday Night Banzai begins!June 6th, 2009- Yuke defeated Roxxie to become the first ever EEW/EWA (E2) Vixen's Champion(Thursday Night Drown) May 13, 09 - Yuke defeats Mystique, Janelle Damone, Bianca, Clair Hawkings, Miss Sphinx,Eva Draven, Alexis Davids,Roxxie Ink and Jenny in a Three Falls Challenge for a shot at the EEW Vixens championship at One Night Stand! May 9th, 2009 - EEW Draft, Team Carnage remain on Burn, while the Tap Out Mafia is sent to Drown. ICW (Souled Out II) May 22, 09 - Yuke is named General Manager of Whiplash brand
ICW (Souled Out II) June 26, 09
Chrono defeats Damian Le in a Carnage Rules match, and Damian joins the team
ICW (Souled Out II)
Matt Draven joins the team after losing a Carnage Rules Monsters Brawl
----ICW Team Carnage Current Members-------
Chrono Clepsydra - ICW Anarchy Champion
Yuke - Whiplash GM
Toxin
Damian Le
Matt Draven(EEW One Night Stand '09) May 18th, 2009 -Chrono & Toxin destroy
Curry-Curry Man, Taz & Joey Styles leaving EEW with no announce team! Team Carnage gets a new member, Chase Fusion. As well as the services of Nuke Fusion ---- EEW Team Carnage Current Members------- Chrono Clepsydra Yuke Toxin Karla Sofen Chase Fusion Roxxie Ink The Manhattan Project -Nuke Fusion, Honorary Member *((EEW One Night Stand '09) June 1st, 2009 - After Kelly King 2.0 destroys Barker at the beginning of the show, and then Jaydan during a match between Angel & Bain. A video package shows Chronos plot and successful take over of EEW.)) (EEW One Night Stand '09) May 23th, 09- Karla Sofen is interviewed backstage, and is revealed to be the Team Carnage Administrator. ((EEW One Night Stand '09) June 5th, 09 - Karla introduced the first ever Carnage Invitational Tournament, the prize being the EEW 'FTW' Championship and $100,000! ((EEW One Night Stand '09) June 12th, 09 - Chrono comes out during the Lauri Henri/K-Dogg Last Man Standing Match and helps Lauri win the match, then offers him a spot on Team Carnage. (EEW One Night Stand '09) June 6th, 09 - Chrono defeats Travis Nightsky in a Carnage Rules Inferno Match, and Travis is now apart of Team Carnage. inVasion of GGWWF May 30th, 09 - The Bloody Carnage Mafia adds new members, and invades the GGWWF, and successfully wins everyone of there titles. inVasion of GGWWF Jun 17th, 2009- The BCM have a cook out, and burn all of the GGWWF titles making the EWA/GGWWF Urndisputed title. (Monday Night Burn) June 11th, 2009 - Epic Team Carnage Promo which explains how Chrono is going to run things. (Monday Night Burn) Jun 19, 2009- Chrono blackmailed Lauri Henry into joining the team after Karla found some results in his drug tests. (Monday Night Burn) July 11th, 2009 - Damian Le defeated The Manhattan Project. Sending TMP to Speed and securing his spot in Team Carnage.(Monday Night Burn) July 11th, 2009 - Claire Hawkings defeated Roxxie. Sending Roxxie to Speed and securing her spot in Team Carnage.---- EEW Team Carnage Current Members------- Chrono Clepsydra Yuke Toxin Karla Sofen Chase Fusion Damian Le Lauri Henri Claire Hawkings -Nuke Fusion, Honorary Member (Thursday Night Drown) June 15th, 2009 - Drowns 1st year anniversary during the opening segment, Chrono fires Jaydan and Barker! He also signs himself, Karla and Yuke an exclusive life time contract to Burn. ((EEW: The Grudge PPV) July 12th, 2009 - More of Chrono's take over is shown as he and Team Carnage invade Speed new allies are formed, and shown! (Monday Night Burn) July 12th, 2009 - The List Promo, involving every new team member, and bonus stuff that you have to read! ((ICW Night of Legends PPV)) Jul 19, 2009- Claire Hawkings comes out to arena, and asks to join Team Carnage in her New Beginnings Promo. Yuke accepts
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:07 am
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:08 am
 (Yuke, Chrono, Karla/Nina , Toxin) ~~~~~ Sponsors~~~~~ Team Carnage is sponsored by the following: http://www.evolutia.co.nrhttp://www.ewabanzai.co.nrDr. Sofens "Therapy Sessions"Bloody Carnage Mafia~~~~~ Notes~~~~~ -Team Carnage's Official Song is " Carnage Rules" by Green Jelly Unless someone can find a better song that fits us..-Team Carnage's Administrator is Karla Sofen (Aka Nina Royale), she acts as the 'Mouthpiece' for the team. She is not a wrestler! NOT A WRESTLER~~~~ Match Types~~~~ Team Carnage Stipulation/Carnage Rules Match Upon Losing a match with Any Team Carnage member while the stipulation is in place, the losing member must join Team Carnage. - 1st Debuted in EEW Carnage Initiative Match A no disqualification Multi-Competitor Iron Man Match (10 pages!) with Hardcore Rules. The person with the most pin-falls or submissions after one hour (10 pages) wins the match. - 1st Debuted in ICW
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:21 am
Championships - Honors - Titles/Honors that Team Carnage has earned since the formation of the group- General Manager of EEW/EWA Banzai - Chrono EEW Owner - Chrono (June 1st, 09- ) ICW Anarchy Championship (2) - Chrono Formerly the ICW Extreme Championship, after winning the title twice in one night, at ICW's New Year's Devastation PPV, Chrono renamed it the Anarchy ChampionshipICW International Championship (1) - Yuke First woman to win this titleEEW/EWA (E2) Vixens Championship (1) - Yuke - First Ever ChampionAOWW Hall of Warriors Champion (1) - Yuke GGWWF World Champion (1) - Chrono GGWWF Women's Champion (1)- Yuke - First Ever ChampionGGWWF HardXCore championship (1) - Damian Le EEWS Tag Team Champions (1) Yuke w/ Damita Ace ICW Undisputed Tag Team Champions (1) Yuke w/ Harli -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Championships - Honors - Titles/Honors that the Bloody Carnage Mafia has earned since the formation of the group- 1st inVasion *EEW Urndisputed Champion EEW/WECW Undisputed World Champion EEW/WECW United States Champion EEW/WECW Unified TagTeam Champion EEW/WECW Crusierweight Champion EEW/WECW Intercontinental Champion EEW/WECW Money In The Bank **The EEW Urndisputed Championship is what it says, an urn. But it features every championship that belonged to the n00b guild known as WECW until Yuke and Pimp stole them and decided to have a weenie roast with a cremation furnace. The urn with the ashes was displayed at the n00b's PPV event Destruction(what a lame-a** generic name), where EEW invaded(though you'll never see any record of this anymore because the n00bs deleted the post that featured the epic invasion) and took over WECW, starting off by beating up the champions backstage at the PPV and stealing their titles and the Money in the Bank briefcase. And yes, the seven champions (Bloody Carnage Mafia v1) are holding it...at the same time. 2nd inVasion GGWWF championship: Chrono GGWWF HardXCore championship: Damian Le GGWWF Splinter Championship: Pimp GGWWF tag team titles: Nuke Fusion and Snypa Rifle GGWWF All American Championship: Marxx GGWWF Woman's Championship: Yuke EWA/GGWWF Urndisputed Championship
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:24 am
Questions from the Previous blog - 1Session 1 So, exactly why choose Daikitsune and Purojekuto? Gimmick and personalitywise they seem to fit the group pretty well (..Though Roxxie does have her own personal rules that she never breaks, it's half the reason she has the mask). But honestly it seems like a really bad idea, putting two people you've either screwed or feuded with right into your corner. And if there's one thing I've learned, its that you shouldn't underestimate your opponent, espicially if that opponent is now your team mate. Tenguzawa Kurohi, ~~We've or rather I've lived by the ideal that once you've defeated someone, you should offer them into your ranks. Not only are you flaunting your wins, your army grows. It shows power, as well as honor to be able to do something of the sort. Don't cha think? ~Yuke What happening here isn't the result of an Offer, it's conscription. One that took place after Yuke cowardly wormed her way out of actually fighting me. Either way though, Project and I both agreed to those terms, and I fully intend to keep my word. Even if I was born Human I'm still Kitsune, and thats one thing we could never break. -Roxxie Ink I don't really care who I fight for. So long as I'm fighting. Sides, Causes, Agendas really there's rarely that much of a difference. The only thing that's changed is the look, which I suppose I can live with. *The Manhattan Project Session 2 Yo, you bustas stuck your noses in the wrong people's business. You think Team Carnage is gonna jump the gun and steal CSC's tag titles? Nuh uh, I dont think so! Watch your backs, wouldn't want an 'accident' to happen would ya? To Live and Die in LAO! Orale! - K Dog. ---------- Dear K Dog, As much as you assumed that we would steal CSCs titles, keep in mind that your little group therapy stole the titles rather than earn them. The only 'accident' that will happen is the one where your mother's "accidentally" gave birth to you. We bust skulls, legs, and cause complete and total carnage, but above all we EARN our titles. Yuke, Co-Leader, Team Carnage ------- Dear Team Carnage, Please forgive me if I make any of you unhappy, but I was wondering if you had anybody in EEW that you've kept an eye on. If so would you be willing to offer them a chance to join willingly? -Ms. Carnage Fan ----- Ms. Carnage Fan We are always keeping an eye out for anyone. Because anyone can be a potential member. To quote the Joker from the movie 'The Dark Knight' "Madness is like gravity.. All it takes is a little push" We're pushing, let's see if it drives someone mad. To answer your second question. Team Carnage is Always, Always looking for new recruits. Provided of course they share our same vision. That is to release your values, morals and to do anything you want.. With a touch of mayhem of course. We believe in anarchy, a complete lawlessness. I hope this answers your question If feel the need to join, just remember.. Assert yourself, let go of your ambitions, and release your inner anarchist! Yuke, Co-Leader of Team Carnage -------- Dear Chrono, This Thursday night on Drown, Bloody Reich will reunite for one night only. If they were to ever reinstate their glory they brought to EEW's tag team division, would you ever consider them for a Carnage Rules match? ------ Ah yes, the dreaded "Carnage Rules" match.. Apparently the most feared match in EEW/ICW history. Where if a member of our team defeats someone they become one of us. Sort of like when Chrono bit those chicks this past Saturday, and they became zombie strippers.. I digress though, if Bloody Reich wants to join our cause.. We'll be more than willing. Provided a certain general manager signs the deal.. Though.. Jaydan's our b***h now... ~ Yuke
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:29 am
Questions for Previous blog 2Session 3 Yo, Those are some big words comin from your mouth, you better watch your a** lil' girl, or you and Esoteric might be sharing hospital beds. We do what we gotta do to get our point across and if Carnage wants to stick their nose in our business, then step up. You talk about Team Carnage doing this and that, busting skulls and legs, we put Esoteric in a straight coma, es un vegetal! You talk about me being an accident? Last I checked, you got yourself a women's number one contender's match. Dont be surprised if you have an 'accident' during the match. To Live and Die in LAO! Orale! - K Dog ---------- K-Dog First of all speak English, while we may honor the age old principle of unleashing carnage and anarchy. We at least speak English properly so people can get our messages CLEARLY. We don't need to stick our noses in your business, our business is the entire EEW roster. Where we succeed. Obviously you haven't heard that Chrono owns a third of EEW. I digress though, you say you put Esoteric in a coma? Who's that? Irrelevant! You want to talk about accidents, you think you're a hitman? I know a hitman, and he's the best there is, was and ever will be. You're certainly no Bret Hart. However if you want to use mafia lingo on moi, I suggest you step off, else a certain Mafia will be making you Tap-Out... Listen all you fools Don't you know that Carnage Rules ~Yuke Co-Leader, Team Carnage ----------- Dear Chrono, I'm curious, now that you own 33% of EEW, how do you feel you are getting on with the other Co-Owners, Jaydan and Barker? From Cecil Monty --------- -Cecil Seeming that Barker is afraid of me, and Jaydan adores me. I say pretty good. I've already made it clear that I won't abuse my power on their shows, its bad for business. Especially since I run Banzai, I don't need them trying to call the shots on my show, hence I won't call the shots on theirs. I'll express my opinions though, which I expect them to do the same. I've also made it clear that I'm not interested their little power struggle that they like to have. "Burn vs Drown" I only signed with Burn because one, it is the only primary color that I don't detest, and two Barker doesn't seem like the competent type to take lead. I am curious to know who owns that extra .1% though.. Hope that answers your questions --Chrono Team Carnage Co-Leader There's also the fact that Jayden doesn't know that much about wrestling, like no matter how extreme a match is, generally speaking it John Deere Backhoes don't get involved, But he doesn't know that so Yuke gets away with ordering two, lord knows how that'll end. It's also funny as hell when he tries to use the Lingo and fails, "This Scaffold Match needs to be set for one-fall." Though that one could be a pun. Roxxie Ink ----------- Dear Team Carnage, It's been announced that the One Night Stand match involving Travis Nightsky and Chrono had as stipulation that if Chrono wins, Travis becomes a member of Team Carnage, and that if Travis wins, Chrono leaves Monday Night Burn. And to add to the risks of separation, it's been announced that there would be a draft coming soon. So, my question is: What will happen with Team Carnage if the members are separated? Nathan Kingston. -------- Nathan Our members will never be separated, if we are to be split up that just means that Team Carnage will exist on those shows as well. Though, the people who make the split should take note.. It is in their best interest to have Team Carnage on the same roster. ~Chrono ----------- Dear Team Carnage, I have heard that you have been seeking out other talent and stumble upon a former EEW wrestler. Now, I am wondering about the details behind that meeting and I truly bet that everyone else wants in the secret. Thank you, Bob Saget. ---------- Hey guys! A celebrity posted in our blog! Oh wait... Not cool enough.. Though we shall answer your question... Dear Mr. Saget While we at Team Carnage cannot fully indulge the details or our potential new member(s), notice the 'S' what we can say is that one member in particular seems to have a crush on Yuke. I would like to point out that Yuke only swings that way for me. What I can say is this, Team Carnage is looking to be the most dominate faction in EEW wrestling history, and we are just getting started.. I encourage you to see One Night Stand.. --Chrono Team Carnage Co-Leader Banzai General Manager Session 4 Attention Carnage Fans! You who are worthy to the cause.. You who have dedicated yourself to all that is Carnage.. Listen up.. One Night Stand.. Will be our night! We shall rise up... It shall be your moment of glory and finally... My master plan after months and months of plotting will finally be revealed.. I promise you one thing.. EEW will never.. Ever be the same.. A-gain! Chrono Team Carnage Co-Leader Banzai GM ------- Dear Chrono, Are the rumors of Yuke and Roxxie having yuri true? Damita Ace, EEW Women's Champion -------- Dear Team Carnage, So after I kick the s**t out of Chrono and send him in a wailing frenzy of flames back into the locker room at One Night Stand, what's next? Travis Nightsky, Destroyer of Cowards. -------- Damita Actually, it's not. Despite the internet claims.. There is someone in my life that I cherish.. Who knows, maybe you'll meet her.. *wink* Yuke -Travis You would think that after being set on fire by Yuke, and tossed over a ramp by Chrono that you would learn lesson. Obviously this isn't the case.. We shall watch in great pleasure when Chrono obliterates you.. Karla Sofen Team Carnage Administrator ---------------------- Travis brings up a fascinating question, say someone is challenged by Team Carnage to a TC Stip match, we all know what happens when they lose, basically they are conscripted into your ranks and made to fight for Team Carnage, but what about if that person doesn't lose. The Stipulation is quite unusually one sided. There's absolutely nothing to gain, not even the gurentee that Team Carnage will not use it's dubious recruiting strategy on your again. From that Standpoint, winning is more or less an ostenible aquittal. This begs the question as to why anyone would agree to it in the first place. Terry DuBois --------------- Dear Terry, While it may seem One-Sided, in reality.. It actually isn't.. For we are undefeated in Carnage Rules matches. The honor of defeating us in our own match will forever grace achievements. It's better than winning a singles title, not so much a world title. People don't have to accept our challenge, but they do anyways because they have something to gain win, or lose. Karla Sofen Team Carnage Administrator
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:51 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:26 am
Dear Yuke,
After I beat you at One Night Stand, we can finish what we started Thursday on Drown in the locker room.
-Damita Ace
EEW Women's Champion
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:41 am
Damita
Provided of course if you do beat me, but know this..
If Janelle is pinned by you doesn't mean that you have beaten me..
Yuke
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:56 pm
((Yes, I'm breaking the fourth wall.))
Dear Yuke,
I was having a conversation with Roxxie, your Team Carnage mate, and I asked her if the internet rumors about a relationship between you two are true- they are not.
But Roxxie goes on to say that in bed, you could never hope to handle her. What is your response?
-Pyromaniacs United
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:05 am
Depending on her answer I'm probably going to have to Krazy glue her to the side of a Bus heading to Mexico.
-Roxxie Ink
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:12 am
-Pyro
I told you they weren't true, you just refused to believe it.
I'm more than capable of handling Roxxie, though I don't want to.
She's not my type, now I'm sorry that TMP is the little engine that couldn't hold his load, but hey! At least there's Frankenstein!
Just remember this Necrophilia is frowned upon!
Yuke
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