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 Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:54 am
HE'S SUPA HOT! HE'S SUPER SPICY! HE TASTES DELICIOUS!! He's Curry-Curry Man! KOOOOONICHIWA!!! NO! GO! NO! GO! NO! GO! NO! GO! NO! GO! The King of Spicy comes out to the EEW audience, dancing. The EEW Audience dancing along with him. He makes his way inside the ring, and begins dancing some more. Taz: Looks like We're about to add some Spice to One Night Stand!
Styles: Seems that way!
"CARNAGE RULES!"Taz: What the?
Styles: This can't go well...
 "Carnage Rules" by Green Jelly began to play
A spot light shined at the top of the Titan tron, showing
Chrono dressed as the Marvel Character 'Deadpool' leaps off the titan tron!
A mini parachute extends, as he lands safely to the ramp.
Styles: OH MAAAAAAI GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWD!
Rockin' and rollin' my way through town,
Yeah, baby, I get around,
Make mine murder, paint the town red,
Squash any spider, hanging by a thread Chrono-pool stares down Curry-Curry Man, as the king of spice attempts to get the 'Chronian with a mouth' to dance. Chrono lifts him by the neck, and knees him in the face. Chrono smirked from under his mask. Chrono picked up Curry-Curry man "Tell me Chrono do the chicks really go for your insane babble?" Chrono said laughing "No not at all, but Chrono has found an awesome online dating service" he said smacking Curry-Curry man across the face. "Cool! What's it called? Wait, you know what!? Never mind!" he said as he set up for his Kuroki Kudo finisher. "Does Chrono win a new car?" he said as he connected with his finisher. He looked down at the fallen Curry-Curryman "Awww.. Is he sleeping? Rock a bye BANG!" Taz: What is Chrono talking about?
Styles: I have... No idea...
"Hot and spicy no more! You are no chimichanga!"
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:49 pm
The crowd obviously didn't sit to well with Chrono destroying the new star
Curry-Curry Man. "I'm not done..." he said as he took a mic.
"There's something that's always been bothering me ever since Team Carnage formed. Something I can't quite place my fingers on... Something... Something.. What was that.. Oh right.. Especially this past Burn.. " Chrono says as he turns to Taz and Styles.
"Those little yellow boxes that indicate my thoughts but in reality its just me talking to myself which everyone can conveniently hear. There's that annnnnd..... You two.." he said pointing to them
Styles: What'd we do?
Taz: We've done nothing!
"You two are the last of ECW's rejects, and well let's put it this way.. Your services in this establishment are no longer required!.. You're charbroiled! You're deep fried! In other words.. You're......F" Chrono said but was interrupted by his Team Carnage member Toxin, who darted out from under the ring.
He jumped on to the announce table, staring at Styles and Taz. He proceeded to then hit Taz with his chains, before turning his attention to Styles. Choking him out with his chains.
Chrono just stood there shaking his head. This wasn't apart of his plan..
Then again.. This was a lot better..
He listened to the crowd boo, as Toxin put Style's head into a television monitor. The Neogeneic Nightmare ever relentless as he then pounded Taz with a balled up chain fist.
"Oh mai gaaaawwwwd! Someone stop this!" Chrono said mocking Styles.
"He's relentless! Yes! Yes! I hated the extra 'Z' that the 'E' added to my name too!" he said mocking Taz
Toxin then wrapped a chain around Styles's neck and dragged him up the ramp. He then showed the audience the bloody mess that he did to Styles, as he threw him into the metal poles of the Titan Tron. He kept doing it for a minute or so. Before giving Styles the Psychotic Shutdown (X-Factor) on to the metal platform.
"Oh My GAAAAAAAWWWWWD!" Chrono said laughing hysterically as he watched Toxin toss Styles off the platform into a bunch of electrical equipment. A sickening thud could be heard throughout the arena, as large sparks went up into the air.
Taz started crawling to the ring ropes, hoping to get to his feet. His face was disfigured as well from the assault. Toxin stared down at Styles, before glancing up at the Titan Tron. He saw that Taz was rising up.
He raised back down to finish the job. He grabbed Taz by the back of the head and introduced him to the ring pole. Before lifting the steel steps and placing them on the head of a fallen Taz.
As Taz laid there motionless with the steel steps on his head, Toxin climbed up the turnbuckle. He made a cut throat motion, before diving off giving Taz his 'Toxin in your system' (double stomp) there was a slight squishing sound coming from under the steps.
Toxin got up from the ground and crawled to the fallen Taz, he lifted up the steel steps. He shook his head, and placed the steps back on his head.
"....And Boom goes the dynamite! That's what I call entertainment!" Chrono said laughing.
EEW's Commentary team had been taken out!
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:04 pm
The attention was all of a sudden taken away from the extreme and gory action going on, as the house lights flickered off and on a few times in quick succession. An unfamiliar guitar riff then played out around the PA system.
Turn me on Mr Deadman - The Union Underground
Penetrate, Penetrate
All the simple minds
They adore, what a bore how they stand in line
Dilate, Dilate
What's my drug of choice?
It's okay when they pay they say I got the voice
Look at this, the ******** is a millionaire
Realise it's a mask that you wear
Violate, Violate
Such a simple plan
.. Turn me on, turn me on Mr. Deadman!
The crowd's attention was clearly now on the stage, as an unknown Superstar came out, wearing a weird mask, and stood on the stage ..
Yeah I want it
I need it
To make a million
Yeah I love it
A ********' rockstar!
The new guy stood on the stage as his music slowly died down ..
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:08 pm
Chrono taps his watch to see if was broken.. Of course it was he didn't need it. "You're late..." he said to the newcomer. "My chimichangas are starting to get cold! Oh well..."
Toxin looked on, admiring his handy work.
"Ladies and gentlemen, now introducing the newest member of Team Carnage..... " Chrono said pointing at the newcomer
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:16 pm
The new guy walked down the ramp, his 'eyes' never wavering from Chrono. As he reached the ring, he slowly slid in, and made his way to standing level.
He reached in his back pocket, and pulled out a microphone, before putting one hand on his mask and slowly pulling it off.
"Yo motherf**kers!"
Chase Fusion stood there, in the middle of the ring, maskless. He grinned that same sadistic grin that Nuke had perfected, as the crowd stopped being speechless, and turned it in to a huge jeer.
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:20 pm
"Ladies and Gentlemen, once again the newest member of Team Carnage... Chase Fusion!" Chrono said clapping
"Next time you'll listen to me when I speak. As I've stated countless times.. One Night Stand 2009 would be the night.. That makes history, and It's just... getting....Started..." Chrono said as he let Chase have his words.
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:26 pm
Chase walked forward, patting Chrono's shoulder as he did so. Raising the microphone to his mouth, and looking down at the destruction that Toxin had caused, he spoke slowly and clearly.
"Things just got extreme, all you Fusion Fanatics out there!"
The crowd gave off a small jeer for the quote of Nuke's, and Chase grinned once more.
"I'd just like to clarify one thing. I'm not my brother. I'm lighter, faster, more agile, and more electrifying. I'm the hottest prospect on the whole of EEW to this day, and a damn sight better than most other people on this roster .. Oh, and as you can guess, that also means my brother. You see, Chrono, I don't understand what talent you see in that guy, I'm obviously the better pick. That's why you picked me, rig-"
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:30 pm
Trumpets blared around the arena, the signal of an approaching Nuke ..
Something's tearing me down and down
And I can't but feel it's coming from you
She's a gunshot bride, With a trigger cries
I just wonder what we've gotten our selves into...
Everyone turned to the titantron, waiting to see Nuke appear in some kind of epic fashion. However, to no avail, as he didn't appear .. At all.
In a trail of fire I know we will be free again
In the end we will be one
In a trail of fire I burn before you bury me
Set your sights for the sun
It didn't seem like Nuke was going to appear, before a single green spotlight hit the arena, before leading everyone's eyes to a man sitting in the crowd. He was in his own area, feet on the barricade, and sunglasses on. However, as he took them off, the penny dropped and everyone realised that Nuke had been there the whole time!
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:37 pm
Chrono's eyebrow raised from underneath his mask. A smirk formed on his face. "Let me tell you something Chase.. I am crazy... like seriously seriously crazy.. I talk to myself.. Have conversations with myself.. That kinda crazy... I am a manipulator, a futurist, a schemer, and most importantly, A Tyrant. I can see talent in people before they even realize they have it. I choose who I want to ally myself with very very carefully.. Soooo....Before I answer your question Chase, I do believe your brother has some words for you.." Chrono said as the spot light shined on Nuke
"So without further adieu, he is a member of the Tap-Out Mafia, he is the Uncrowned Champion. Ladies and Gentlemen.. Nuke Fusion is about to speak so shut your traps and open your ears! Pull a Twentieth Century Fox, and sew your mouths shut like they did in the X-Men: Origins Wolverine movie to Weapon XI, I mean Deadpool... I mean Weapon XI"
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:21 am
[[Taking the draft as pre-PPV]]
Nuke slowly got up from his sectioned area, and jumped the barricade. Taking a microphone along the way, he made his way to the steel stairs, taking his time to enter the ring. Upon entering, he looked between the other two in the ring, his brother Chase and his friend Chrono.
Pacing the side of the ring closest to the entrance ramp, Nuke brought the microphone up to his mouth, only to be interrupted by chants of 'Nuke's gonna Drown! Nuke's gonna get fired!'
"Will you please shut your inbred mouths for one second and realise that a true Uncrowned Champion is speaking .."
Interrupted once again, Nuke stopped in his tracks as chants of 'Nuke's the Inbred' went booming around the arena.
"Actually, I'm English, that makes me perfectly normal."
Nuke wasn't quite sure how Chrono would take that comment, but he didn't particularly care, seeing as he knew Nuke would never turn on him.
"Anyway, back to business, and moving on to the Tapout Mafia and it's business. As many of you would have seen earlier, before One Night Stand, I was drafted to Drown. As well as that, Kai has now turned on his offer to team up side-by-side with me, and has instead decided to post an online video blog, in which he bad mouthed me. As well as that, Seraph's still out injured, so that leaves me to carry on one of the greatest faction's ever created, alone .. For now. You see, I have been in talk with two close friends of mine, and am about to secure contracts for two great Superstars to join Drown and become the next two installments of the Tapout Mafia. One of them might have been Chase if he hadn't chosen Team Carnage, although a wise move I might add."
Running a hand through his hair, Nuke paced the side of the ring closest to the Announcer's Table now, looking at the blooded commentators along the way.
"Now, once I beat Cartwright at One Night Stand, I will soon unveil the Mafia's plans to completely dominate EEW. In an unformal partnership with Team Carnage, myself and Chrono have come together to create a brand new idea, to be unveiled soon. But there's just one issue that stands in my way, and that seems to be that you, Chrono, are part of the Mafia .. And yet I'm not part of Team Carnage .."
The crowd eagerly watched on, wondering if a rift was about to be made between the two, Nuke keeping his eyes locked on his team-member.
".. And so I propose this. I am, of this moment, offering my services as a casual member of Team Carnage. This means that I will officially be a part of Carnage, but mainly be the leader of the Mafia. This would secure an alliance bigger than any ever seen, and bring two magnificent factions united together. What d'ya say?"
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:35 am
The crowd was in total awe, as Chrono took the mic to his lips.
"Provided of course you win.. Do I doubt it? Nah are you kidding me?
Though what am I saying of course you will win. Right? Right? Ah you will!" Chrono said as he looked on the fallen.
"Though as to your proposal.. I have an even better one.. Before One Night Stand is over, you'll see.. Every questioned answered... I assure of that.." Chrono said casually.
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