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Boomerang: Definition: Fist of Satan


Okay I had this pink plastic boomerang that said "Smile Jesus Loves You" on it. Me, Jason, Micheal, Logan, and Albert (Not that you know these guys) were all playing with it in a park area. Well, Albert accidently chipped part off it when it hit the ground or something. (He breaks or loses all my toys, grr) Well, we still used it, adn when I therw it it came back and hit my foot, I was wearing sandals and it cut me.

Well Jason threw it, and it hit albert in the head, and cut him aboev his eye. he couldn't see and there was lots of blood.

I, naturally, laughed my a** off at him, and then we changed the saying on the boomerang to "Smile Satan Loves Albert" Aha,
Jesus doesn't love Albert,
Because Albert broke his boomerang.

-Devil Boomerang
-Albert, trying to get rid of the blood

That .... Is ..... AMAZING!!!!!!!!

I'll post some pictures of the boomerang and the Albert in this thread a little later. xD

At least I can say, it wasn't me who made Albert bleed, it was Jason. xDD

Poor Albert, apparently just gets hit in the head a lot,

Jason apparently punched him once, on accident

And I threw a rock and it hit his head,

And now the boomerang. xD

I believe so yes,
We like to play at the primary/high school....has a giant yard and a fun park and stuff. xD

The high school has the gates and little area inside the gates while the primary is just the building with playground equipment. xD

Satan Boomerang huh? That's pretty amusing smile .