Quotess

[PyroDogs94]

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Anybody have favorite quotes?

I like "Hatred does not cease through hatred.
Hatred ceases through love. This is an
unalterable Law." -Buddha
and "Whenever you find you are on the side
of majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
-Mark Twain

Mischief managed.

 

[Daydream Delivery]

"What the HELL is that?!"

"...that's Andy"
- a few good friends of mine.

 

[HALEST0RM]

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." -Gandhi

"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky." -Buddha

"I like your christ, i do not like your christians, they are so unlike your christ." -Gandhi

"What I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you." -V for Vendetta

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought." -Buddha

"What we are not is what we are taught to fear." -Blood and Chocolate

"I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, one as hateful as the other " -Blood and Chocolate

"Never look down on anybody unless you are helping them up." -Jesse Jackson
 

[The Dry Dildo]

"Religion is the result of being alive and having to die."

I forget who said it, though. o.o  

[PixieOfBirdville]

"If only, If only," The woodpecker sighs.
"The bark on this tree was as soft as the sky."
and down below the wolf waits hungry and lonely.
He howls to the moon, "If only, If only."

I remember it's from the book/movie holes.

I fell in love with it the moment I read it.  

[Hanibal Rex]

A few of mine:

"There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics."
-Mark Twain

"There is no distinct criminal class, except for Congress"
-Mark Twain

"There are two things in this world that are truly infinite: The Universe, and Human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former..."
-Albert Einstein

"Maybe they only had one rocket..."
-Last words of an unknown British Solder

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one."
-Unknown  

[TanyaDawn]

In a courtyard, Used to sing as loud as she could. Locked away here; She's been quiet, lovely and good.
But no one listens now, She lost her voice, She had no choice....

If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you. No you can't be afraid If you ever want somebody near you.
If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you
No you can't be afraid....

“Love is a cunning weaver of fantasies and fables.” - Sappho

....Tore the curtain, Put her hand outside of the frame. Let her hair down, Sat all day and nobody came.
But when the sun went down, The stars came out, She heard them shout.

If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you. No you can't be afraid If you ever want somebody near you.
If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you.
No you can't be afraid....

 

[Ratt Scabies]

"The earth is full of kings and queens who will blind your eyes and steal your dreams. Kurt Cobain didn't make it... and left behind a generation of tortured souls..." - Raven (Scott Levy)

"Trust and hate, and love and fate, and I don't understand. Social grace, the human race, confuse me..." - Raven (Scott Levy)

"Fame is when you can skip through the line at an amusement park ride and get applauded for doing it." [paraphrase] - Mick Foley

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness." - Emo Phillips

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - Homer Simpson

 

[Ivory Cream Puff]

*points to signature*

And a very common quote, "Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Suess  

[drew the worm]

we have a thread like this somewhere. someone should find it...

 

[Centipedes In Utero]

"Mne eto nado kak zuby v zadnitse." (I need that like I need teeth in my a*****e) - Chuck Palahniuk's 'Haunted'.
"When hell is full, the dead will walk the earth." - Dawn of the Dead
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."  

[etluhcs]

"oranges are not the only fruit" -jeanette winterson
"i'm gay, so what? don't judge my butt" -blink 182

there's more but i forgot :]  

[Dr. OCD]

"Be nice to everyone you meet; they are fighting a battle you know nothing about."

"Stand up for what's right, even if you're standing alone."

"Success is the only ******** option, failure's not."~Eminem

“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”~Tenneva Jordan  

[etluhcs]

save a horse, ride a straight girl

xD<3  

[PyroDogs94]

The Dry d***o

"Religion is the result of being alive and having to die."

I forget who said it, though. o.o

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

I really like "The world is prepared to commit genocide just because
we can't decide who'se fairytales to believe. In the end, religion
will kill us all." -Ed Krebbs

Mischief managed.