The Eleventy-One Poetry Slam happened a while back. It was basically an elongated discussion in which we wrote suicidal poetry based upon computers. The following poems are the ones which I contributed to the slam.
Alt+F4
Alt+f4 it's the way to go
Alt+f4 there'll be no more
Alt+f4 for sure it works
Alt+f4 no need for church.
Fatal Error
When life gets hard I must reproach
I'll just take the windows approach
Fatal Error I must shutdown
Save all documents before I go down.
Blue Screen Appear in Front of me!
Hold the power down and abolish me.
Virus
Horrid be, my virus scan has detected thee
Oh, oh, oh the humanity
For Norton has abolished thee
Oh how I weep for three.
For my virus I do love.
That lovely trojan worm bug
Oh how I love thee
System Recovery
Oh woe is me
my documents are missing
files gone
it all went wrong
please I beg for a system recovery.
Linux
Mac or PC how are thee...
Must we war over who's best for you
Please don't fight over me
I don't like the Macs or PCs
So I'll just go with Linux free.
