Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a village called Dún Muirígh
In North-West England born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some p-ball outside of the school
When a couple of viruses
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my bowelhood
I got cryptospyridium and my mom got scared
She said 'Were movin' with your auntie and uncle in Dún Muirígh'
I whistled for a black taxi and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had twinbrook in the windy
If anything I can say this black taxi is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo mate to Dún Muirígh'
I pulled up to the gaff about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the taximan 'Yo mate smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Princess of Dún Muirígh
true story
The Irish Tyrants Society
For Irish Gaians, tyrant optional
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