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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:38 pm

YEAH! I SAID IT!!!

FIRST OFF!! We got UNGraphie over there thinking that a certain person whose name is not even significant (because they SUCK!! THEY SUCK DONKEY BALLS!! Not just normal, everyday, run-of-the-mill donkey balls, NO! these are gross, disease ridden, SMELLY, MOLD COVERED donkey balls) is BETTER than me!... WHAT!?!? HELLO!!! HAVE YOU MET ME?!?! I'm friggin AWESOME! I'm the reason the world spins! It's so the sun and the moon don't have to fight over who gets to see me more. I have a couple more things to say about THAT missing link... but I'll refrain. talk2hand

THEN there was Hirun at the wedding last night... WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!?! He was like TOTALLY ignoring me, I tried to start up a conversation with him, and he was all "DA-DE-DA-DEE-DEE I'm not talking to Buzz"... WHY?!?!? Do you think that thing is better than me too??? I'M SO GLAD I DECIDED I LIKE YOUR BROTHER BETTER!!!! talk2hand

And then we have Pixie, SHE was all "BUZZ YOU'RE RUDE!" When I was SERIOUSLY, in all honesty trying to be nice... D:... I was like "WOAH!" cuz I TOTALLY tried to be understanding... crying ... WELL! talk2hand AND BLEH! For you too!!

AND NYMPHIE!! SHE didn't buy me anything today... even though I was HEARTBROKEN because UNGraphie doesn't like me the absolute mostest and decided to LIE to gthb and tell him that I was hitting on him!! EVEN MY MOM bought me a shirt, and got me the more expensive glasses... cuz I was sad!!

AND MERU!!! Did you guys know she divorced me?!?!?! ON MAPLESTORY!!! YEAH! I went and shelled out 20 bucks for her most MAGICAL, BEAUTIFUL WEDDING EVER! And she's all "DA-DE-DA-DEE-DOO Buzz, I'm gonna leave youu"... AND SHE DID!!! FOR SOME RANDOM a** PERSON FROM HER GUILD!!!! IS THAT RANDOM a** PERSON GOING TO GIVE YOU WHAT I GAVE YOU?!?!?! NO!!!! AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN PAY ME BACK!! WHICH THEY FRACKEN SHOULD HAVE IF THEY ARE ORDERING A DIVORCE!!!!! talk2hand talk2hand talk2hand talk2hand AND BLEEEEHHHH! FOR YOU AND THEM!!!!!!

AND THEN AINE!!! SHE KEPT TRYING TO DUEL ME LAST NIGHT!!! I WAS HEARTBROKEN AND SHE WAS ALL "DA-DE-DA-DEE-DAA Here's a sword in your a**!"... I WAS CRYING IN THE CORNER FOR PETES SAKE!!!! talk2hand and BLEH! FOR YOU SINISTER SISTER!!!

AND GTHB!!! UNGRAPHIE LIED TO YOU!!! I would NEVER... EVER want him over you!!! It would be like, Gisele Bündchen chosing to date a dog turd (THE KIND THAT HAS BEEN SITTING IN THE SUN ALL DAY!!) over Tom Brady... GOD! THAT COMPARISON IS JUST SO DEAD ON!!!! YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE SOCKETS!! You are the reason I get up in the morning, take off all my clothes, and pelvic thrust all around the room! <33

AND I WON'T EVEN MENTION THE UNTOUCHABLE (it has to do with Indian culture... NOT that movie... LOOK IT UP)!!

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:44 pm

OMG Buzz you are SO ungrateful! Maybe I didnt buy you anything but I DID drive you all the way to starbucks! Do you know how much gas costs? I cant afford to drive you places and buy you stuff! And then we got there and you didnt even want anything! GOD!

Guess what! When I said Graphie was right for choosing you-know-who over you I meant it! Remember when I said you-know-who held a gun to my head and forced me to say he was cooler than you? WELL I LIED! You-know-who wasnt there, I said that on my own BECAUSE IT IS THE TRUTH!

FORK OFF BUZZ!!! FORK OFF!!!! scream scream scream

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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:49 pm

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU BRATTY LITTLE SLUT!!! YOU HAD BETTER PUT YOUR MOUTH IN CHECK! Because I will have NO problem trying to figure out how hard it must be punched for you to lose all your teeth. stare

YOU were the one who wanted to go to Starbucks, YOU forced ME to leave my fortress of happytude! So the LEAST you could have done was buy me something!

AND HOW DARE YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU BRING UP HE-WHO-MUS-NOT-BE-NAMED?!?!?!?! AND HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE YOU-KNOW-WHO IS BETTER THAN ME?!?!

I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE LEAVING NEXT TUESDAY!!! mad

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:54 pm

MOSELEY IS BETTER THAN YOU BUZZ

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How can you talk to me with so much ******** disrespect?? You are SUPPOSED to be my friend! I was trying to cheer you up by hanging out with you! I am sick of you and your mood swings and your mangina! I CANT WAIT UNTIL I LEAVE mad

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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:00 pm

YOU'RE THE RUDE ONE FOR NOT ACCEPTING MY DUEL. D:<

Seriously. It is impolite to just cry in the corner when there is an opponent challenging you to a duel to the death. I was trying to avenge the way you treated Gthb and Billy last night, and the minute I challenge you, you go "WAAAH... they're being mean!" and run off.

THAT IS NOT HOW A MAN FIGHTS. A man doesn't run off, he defends himself! I even offered you a weapon! How dare you! We must have a proper duel! Soon! How about... late Saturday evening! Don't run off and cry this time! D:<

... Is the untouchable thing a reference to Lagaan? Or some other Bollywood movie? Because we learned about Indian culture a while back. Were you watching Bollywood movies? O___o

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:15 pm

But you still love me, right? biggrin

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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:27 pm

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL LUNAR CAPE YOU BOUGHT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY, YOU GENEROUS PERSON!

You know why Moseley is better than you? Because he doesn't make dramatic heartbroken threads, that's why!

Any, why stop at calling him Moseley? I can call him Moseymose, or M&M, or Mosey, or Ring-around-a-Mosey. The cute petnames possibilities are endless!

BUZZKID24? What am I supposed to do with that? I was being generous by calling you buzzboy. Seriously.

Your creation of this thread will say it all to GTHB, I'm sure he'll see the truth!

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:52 am

/joins Dan. o3o

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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:54 am

So whose pregnancy test did I find in the trash?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:16 pm

L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB

So whose pregnancy test did I find in the trash?

That was Buzz's. talk2hand

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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:52 pm

who is buzz?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:44 pm

AINE-- I WAS HEARTBROKEN!!! MY HEART WAS JUST BROKEN!!! I was in no mood to duel... emo ... and it's like Indian culture, I learned about it like a couple of years ago, and have been wanting to use that since.

RHINO-- I love you as much as I possibly can. heart

UNGRAPHIE-- 1. YOU UNGRATEFUL b*****d!! 2. Let me as you this question MISS, have you broken HIS heart? NO! YOU HAVEN'T!!! SO THAT IS AN IRRELEVANT FACT!! 3. Tip, don't call him cutesy names... that's just unappealing. 4. UHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH MY NAME! MAYBE SHOVE IT UP YOUR a** SO IT CAN LOOK AT YOU FACE TO FACE?!?! But it will be harder for you now, since you CAN'T use Buzzy, like all the sexy, special peoples. 5. YOU CAN'T BREAK US APART!!!!

SHOY-- OMG! I was going to add a little note at the end and say that I liked you!!

LYZZ-- I don't know... I'm a man, and was never a woman... Maybe Nymphies?

VLAD-- Only if the baby is yours. <3

MERU-- Why pretend?? rolleyes