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 Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:12 am
Soo we have poetry and art and stupid things that people have said so why not evil qoutations? Basically just find your favorite evil quotes and post them here.
EX: abandon all hope ye who enter here....
Yes I know that quote was lame but so what it was an example.... Have fun.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:54 am
For every twig you break upon entering....one thousand lives shall be lost...tread carefully newcomer
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:23 pm
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. ~ Blaise Pascal
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:17 pm
Your'e mine now, piggy!- Freddy Krueger
Ogres are like onions.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:09 pm
This is my boomstick (ash from army of darkness.)
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:42 am
I believe I've mentioned this one somewhere in these forums before, but I'll repeat it again.
"I'll rip your heart out with a spoon!" -Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
Another fun one is "All for one, and more for me..." -The cardinal, The Three Musketeers (disney version)
And here's two old anime dub lines that are just amusing.
"Why are you so evil, Kayura?"
"The pay is good and there's lots of room for advancement." -Rowen and Kayura, Ronin Warriors
"That's so sweet. I think I have cavities." -Baryl, Sailor Moon
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:12 pm
Friedrich Nietzsche: Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster and if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you.
Mae West: When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Percy Bysshe Shelley: All spirits are enslaved which serve things evil.
Friedrich Nietzsche: There is an old illusion-it is called good and evil.
Franz Kafka: Evil is whatever distracts.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:41 pm
"You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd: Get up in the morning, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Lunch, Death, Death, Death, Afternoon Tea, Death, Death, Death, Quick shower..." ~ Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill (1999)
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:53 pm
(As King Henry VIII, to the Pope) "Now I'm going to marry my first wife, then I'm going to divorce her. Now, I know what you're going to say but wait, my story gets better! I'm going to marry my second wife, then I'm going to kill her! Cut her head off! Ahhh, you weren't expecting that, were you? Third wife, going to shoot her! Fourth wife, put her in a bag! Fifth wife, into outer space! Sixth wife on a rotissimat! Seventh wife will be made out of jam..." ~ Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill (1999)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:15 am
- Dr. Evil: Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:51 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:36 pm
"I have aids?"
"Yep"
"HOLY CRAP!" *leaves*
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:16 pm
If stupidity got us into this mess why can't stupidity get us out??
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:36 pm
"I don't kill little kids!"
"I do."
~Serenity (though the wording may be a bit off....)
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:04 pm
-upon my getting hit on by a guy I don't like at a bar.
"I'll be like "Sorry, I have syphilus. You can still buy me a drink though."
"EW! LOLZ!"
"But what if he has an STD fetish?"
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