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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:57 am
Until my paramour bestowed upon me this catalogue of phlogistonic rayguns, ambulatory contraptions, et cetera...I only thought I was steampunk. If this tome is not a part of your library, you too are only kidding yourself! No one should endeavor to colonize the moon or subjugate its heathen populace without first perusing the many fine products offered by the good doctor. I laughed so hard at some of the passages I came perilously well-nigh soiling my unmentionables.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:19 am
Perhaps a link to the volume in question might be in order, so that we might purchase and share in your merriment?
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:07 pm
Oh dear, how dreadfully thoughtless and inconsiderate of me, do forgive my deplorable lapse in cerebral acuity, quite sorry, old son. Said volume can be found at... http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/14-982/Doctor-Grordbort-s-Contrapulatronic-Dingus-Directory-HC
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:37 pm
I sleep soundly knowing my FMOM Wave Disrupter gun is under my pillow (Able to disintegrate 7/9ths of an African elephant in 8 Earth seconds!) and also safe in the knowledge that if those dastardly moon-men try to disrupt my dinner with my Venusian beauty, I've got to kit to give those ruffians a rollocking!
Also, if the worst comes to the worst, just had the Moon-Hater installed the other week. Myself and the Dunny-on-the-Wold Gentleman's Society are looking forward to testing out this tough tiger by taking pot shots at various lunar population centers while enjoying cigars and brandy!
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:31 pm
Cigars and brandy, you say? Well my good gentleman, I think it should be quite the exquisite event to be this lunar cycle.
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