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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:29 pm


Here will be a collection of anything from the 2007 Christmas event. This includes screen shots, items won, storyline updates, and anything else related to the event. Later, this will all be organized when there is enough information.

Table of Contents


1. Event Items
2. Manga/Plot
3. The Orphans
4. Orphan Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:51 am


Event Items

Orphan Gifts


Gift 1: User ImageRagged Ugly Scarf: "A tattered, misshapen scarf made from the hair of orphaned children."
Gift 2: User ImageUgly Orphan Sweater: "Knitted from dryer lint and old rags, this sweater is a heartfelt gift from an orphan you saved from poverty. "
Gift 3: User ImageOrphan's Elephant Doll: "A ragged elephant doll that has been dragged through countless puddles, brambles and thickets. It may not be pretty, but someone loves it!"
Gift 4: User ImageHeart of Gold: "Only those with pure intentions who are truly generous can unlock the spirit of giving that warms the heart."

Caroling Items


Gift 1: User Image Spirited 2k7 Scarf : "A fluffy knit scarf with white accents and fringe. Stay warm!"
Gift 2: User Image Spirited 2k7 Socks : "Warm and cozy knit socks with a festive stripe pattern."
Gift 3: User ImageSpirited 2k7 Boots: "Yay, holiday Ugg Boots! UGGGGGG!!!"
Gift 4: User ImageSpirited 2k7 Jeans: "Crisp white denim composes these fitted pair of jeans! Accessorized with a festive red belt with a silver buckle, and red snowflake embroidery. "
Gift 5: User Image Spirited 2k7 Peppermint Lollipop : "A huge lollipop made of refreshing peppermint candy - the kind your parents never bought for when you were a child! crying "
Gift 6: User Image Spirited 2k7 Hat : "A cheery knit bobble cap, topped with a white poof."
Gift 7: User Image Spirited 2k7 Puff Vest : "Trendy as well as functional, puff vests are all the rage this winter!"
Gift 8: User ImageSpirited 2k7 Gloves: "Red and white stripes decorate these fancy gloves. "

Other

User ImagePlate of Cookies and Milk: "Santa Bait."
User ImageTiny Christmas Head-Tree: "This is what happens when you don't wash your hair and the tiny Christmas head-elves move in and start growing things in all the dirt."
User ImageCap a la Gingerbread: "...isn't this what you meant when you said that you wanted me to frost your hair? ^^;"
User ImageCaroling Sheet Music: "At first glance, a fine old piece of parchment that brings to mind a simpler life in a simpler time. Upon closer examination, you find that it's actually a piece of 24 lb, 94 bright multi-purpose printer paper stained with coffee. Ah, disillusionment...what a grinch you are."
User ImageCarrot Nose: "Snowman appendages don't really belong on people. "
User ImageChristmas Stocking: "A classic red and white Christmas stocking. Hang on your chimney with the hopes that Santa will fill it with goodies! <3"
User ImageEggnog with Cinnamon Stick: "Enticing eggnog in a cup of ecru eggshell porcelain. Perfect for elegant entertaining of epicures!"
User ImageGingerbread Man Cookie: "A freshly baked gingerbread cookie."
User ImageHolly Candle: "etc"
User ImageHolly Hairpiece: "...."
User ImageHolly Pin: "..."
User ImageJingle Bell Earrings: "Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting tingling, ALL DAY LONG! AAAUGH!! MAKE THEM STOOOP!!!"

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:22 pm


Manga/Plot

This is the year of the Orphans. Santa is still stuck as a cow and doesn't have the will to do Christmas this year. So the Gaians get together with an orphan to try and get the adopted.

So the orphan will either be hungry, bored, or sick. You get them what they need and help the orphan.
Toys
User ImageHoop-N-Stick: "You can roll this hoop down the street by beating it with a stick, which is fun for some reason. A wonderful toy for a young orphan."
User ImageCarpet Swatch: "Sort of like a doll, but large, flat, featureless and square. Soft enough to distract an orphan from misery."
User ImageCup n Ball: "Instructions: 1) Swing ball. 2) Catch ball in cup. 3) Repeat if desired. The perfect gift for an orphan."
User ImageBurlap Sack: "The toy with a thousand and one uses, all of them unspeakably boring! Guaranteed to entertain orphans."
Food
User ImageBoruff's Ratmeal: Plenty of teeth and bones give Boruff's Ratmeal the crunchy taste kids love! Suitable for orphan consumption only.
User ImageBucket o Fish Heads: "For all you know, this could be the tastiest part of the fish! Suitable for orphan consumption only."
User ImageGlomco Hard Tack: "Classified by FDA as ' 'semifood.' ' Composed of sawdust, horse bullion, and the various byproducts of animal disposal. Suitable for orphan consumption only."
User ImagePowdered Gruel Mix: "Each packet makes a quart of pungent gruel. Not a viable source any substantial nourishment, but it sure does have a taste of some sort! Suitable for orphan consumption only."
Medicine
User ImageLung Brush: "The perfect swab to ease the pain of black lung, lung fleas, respiratory fungus, flungus, raglung, hairlung, hocking sickness, Caligula's cough and the bellowgroans."
User ImageDr. Fantod's Sleepytime Elixir: "The instant miracle cure for insomnia! Warning: this product contains 100% pure ether. Suitable for orphan use only."
User ImageDr. Blotto's Warmup Cure: "Warm your chills with this soothing medicinal drink. Distilled from fermented grain and aged in an oaken cask, Dr. Blotto's Warmup Tonic warms the body and calms the nerves!"
User ImageDr. Thorpe's Bone Tonic: "The miracle cure! Soothes & relieves bone brittleness, softness, and clamminess! Dissolves bone spurs and dewclaws while diminishing the visible signs of tuskitis!"

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:28 pm


The Orphans

Each Orphan during the event have different names, but I'm just using the names from the item.

Before

User ImageDamp Dan User ImageTiny Tom User ImageEustace & Ethel
User ImageScuppers User ImageMisasma User ImageSwimp
User ImageGwendy User ImageMothbite User ImageDogbrain
User ImageSunako User ImageJackie User ImageBarph

After

User ImageDamp Dan User ImageTiny Tom User ImageEustace & Ethel
User ImageScuppers User ImageMisasma User ImageSwimp
User ImageGwendy User ImageMothbite User ImageDogbrain
User ImageSunako User ImageJackie User ImageBarph

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:35 pm


Orphan Quotes


Toys

Genius:


Carpet Swatch: ~The earliest carpet was called "pazyryk carpet". I bet that was as fun to play with as it was to say! I wish I could try some... submitted
Carpet Swatch: ~Did you know that carpet is the favorite toy of children everywhere? I just made that up, but I still want to play with some! submitted
Cup n Ball: ~Do you know what the world record is for cup and ball? I bet I could beat that if I just had one.
Cup n Ball: ~People have been playing cup and ball for centuries! I wanna try!
Hoop n Stick: ~The ancient greeks called it "trochos", but no one knows what that is when I ask for one, so now I just say "hoop and stick" instead.
Hoop n Stick: ~I could use the stick from the hoop and stick as a pointer for when we play school!
Burlap Sack: ~I prefer to call it "hessian cloth". "Burlap" sounds like the sound I make when I burp.
Burlap Sack: ~Did you know ghillie suits are often made of burlap? No you didn't! I wish I had some burlap to make a suit out of.

Happy: (smiles 16,000 times a day, loves the other orphans despite being beaten up, perfect world)


Carpet Swatch: ~I feel sorry for normal kids, who need fancy store bought toys to have fun. Just give me an old carpet sample and I'm entertained for a week. It's great!
Carpet Swatch: ~Carpet swatches are more exciting than any video game. I'm 100% serious about that. I can't get enough.
Cup n Ball: ~I'm amazed that civilization didn't just collapse after they invented the cup and ball. It's so much fun, why would anyone ever bother going to work again? Leave me alone with a cup and ball and I'll forget to eat for weeks on end.
Cup n Ball: ~The cup and ball represents the ultimate pinnacle of all human endeavor. I can't believe they don't cost like a million dollars. If you get me one, I promise to never put it down as long as I live.
Hoop n Stick: ~If I had a hoop and stick, I'd pretty much consider myself the richest person who ever lived.
Hoop n Stick: ~If you've never chased a rusty hoop down a cobblestone street with a stick, you've never truly lived. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is. They're the most perfect toy ever.
Burlap Sack: ~If mankind ever makes a material more high-tech than burlap, I don't even want to know about it. Plus, burlap sacks make the greatest toys ever. I hope I get to play with one sometime.
Burlap Sack: ~I know this isn't a very lofty ambition, but someday I hope to own a burlap sack. With careful budgeting and a high-interest finance plan, I think I can make this dream a reality within the decade.

Humble


Carpet Swatch: ~How dare I ask for a carpet sample when I can offer you nothing in return except my heartfelt gratitude? I'm such a greedy little monster.
Carpet Swatch: ~I dearly wish I had something soft to play with... but how dare I ask for a new toy when so many less fortunate orphans have nothing but sand and toenail clippings to entertain them?
Cup n Ball: ~Am I a terrible person because I regret giving away my last cup-and-ball game? Oh, don't mind me... I suppose I'm just playing the martyr again...
Cup n Ball: ~Oh, don't bother getting me a cup-and-ball... it's far too expensive. I'll just entertain myself by counting to a billion. One... two... three... four...
Hoop n Stick: ~How I long for a simple toy to play with... something to run around with, perhaps. I'm sorry, it's stupid. I should ask for something practical instead.
Hoop n Stick: ~I used to have a hoop and stick, but it was stolen by thugs... I'm sorry for being so careless. I should have held onto it tighter while they beat me...
Burlap Sack: ~I feel so terribly greedy for asking, but could you possibly spare an old burlap sack?
Burlap Sack: ~Burlap sacks are a lot of fun, but I really shouldn't ask for such frivolous things...

Biter


Carpet Swatch: ~*twitch* I like toys I can chew on MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH *twitch* I would love something small and tough to PLAY WITH MUNCH MUNCH
Carpet Swatch: ~The best gift I ever got was a piece of a rug *twitch* IT WAS SO CHEW CHEW CHEWY *twitch* I hope Santa got my list...
Cup n Ball: ~We had a "cup and ball" once, but a raccoon stole it *twitch* MAMMAL ATTACK! GRAH! *twitch* I miss that toy...
Cup n Ball: ~GRAH! *twitch* I hope Santa brings me a toy for Xmas. *twitch* SOMETHING I CAN PLAY BY MYSELF *twitch*
Hoop n Stick: ~*twitch* HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA *twitch* I want a "hoop and stick" to munch on. GIVE IT OR ELSE! GRAH!
Hoop n Stick: ~The other orphans get angry at me for chewing their toys. *twitch* CHEWY HOOP CHEWY STICK MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!
Burlap Sack: ~One time, the other orphans put me in a sack *twitch* THAT SACK WAS MY BEST FRIEND! GRAH! *twitch* I wish I had another one...
Burlap Sack: ~*twitch* Boy oh boy, I wish I had a good burlap sack *twitch* TO BITE INSTEAD OF YOU! GRAH! *twitch*

Depressed


Carpet Swatch: ~We've never had carpets in the orphanage, I bet we would just ruin it anyways. I doubt carpet would cheer me up *sigh*
Carpet Swatch: ~Santa's sleigh doesn't look big enough to carry carpet. I doubt he has space to deliver something like that. I guess its another year on the concrete.
Cup n Ball: ~What's the point of putting the ball into the cup? Its just going to come out when you tip the cup. Still... it looks fun for some stupid reason.
Cup n Ball: ~The other kids at the orphanage never let me play with the cup and ball... they said I might hurt myself... bunch of jerks.
Hoop n Stick: ~The Hoop and Stick looks fun, but I'd probably get scratched, then the scratch would get infected, then I'd die.
Hoop n Stick: ~I've seen other kids playing with a Hoop and Stick. I bet their parents bought it for them... I wish I had parents to buy me a Hoop and Stick *sigh*
Burlap Sack: ~Those dang rats ate through my burlap sack, so now I have nothing to use for the big potato sack race next weekend. Winner gets to eat!
Burlap Sack: ~I used to cry inside my old burlap sack, but the rats ate through it. Now I have nothing to cry in and I'm so sad.

Raccoon


Carpet Swatch: ~We once had a rug, but Mr. Raccoon decided it'd be his bathroom. I wish I had a rug to play on... even just a little...
Carpet Swatch: ~We don't have carpet in the orphanage... just once I'd like to play around on some of that stuff.
Cup n Ball: ~Our 'cup and ball' was more like a 'hat and an apple'. It was still a lot of fun though *sigh*
Cup n Ball: ~We didn't have real toys at the orphanage. We had a cup and ball once, but Mr. Raccoon ate the ball. I really liked that toy...
Hoop n Stick: ~We had a Hoop and Stick at the orphanage. We broke the stick fighting off Mr. Raccoon when he had that bout of rabies...
Hoop n Stick: ~I could entertain myself for hours with a Hoop and Stick, and defend myself against future raccoon attacks!
Burlap Sack: ~For once, I'd like to own a sack that isn't hiding a feral raccooon.
Burlap Sack: ~The best toy I ever had was the empty potato sack that Mr. Raccoon looted. We didn't eat, but we had fun. I wish I had one again...

Cute: (voted most adoptable, wants a hug-a-thon, Annie is a lie, nutritionally challenged)


Carpet Swatch: ~Surveys say that 9 out of 10 orphans need a swatch of carpet.
Hoop n Stick: ~Boy oh boy! There's something about today that makes me want to push a hoop around with a stick for no particular reason!
Hoop n Stick: ~I sure wish I had that Hoop and Stick again. Mr. Raccoon ruins all of our toys.
Burlap Sack: ~I saw the burlap sack advertisement in the paper. They sure look fun. *nudge* *nudge*
Burlap Sack: ~I had burlap sack once, it was glorious. All itchy and warm like my asbestos underwear. Oh to live those days again...
Normal: (talks about Ms. Cooper buying eggnog and not being sober, coat hanger X-mas trees, tanbark

Carpet Swatch: ~I would love some little bit of textile that I could love and hold... maybe a bit of rug or something...
Carpet Swatch: ~I don't have dolls, but once I had piece of carpet named "Swatchworth". Dogs took it from me *frown*
Cup n Ball: ~I once made a Cup-N-Ball out of a hat and an orange, but both of them got eaten...
Cup n Ball: ~Just once, I'd like a toy that wasn't made out of garbage.
Hoop n Stick: ~I once had a Hoop-N-Stick... it was actually more like a Tire-N-Pipe, though. I wonder what the real thing's like...
Hoop n Stick: ~I want to play! I've always wanted a Hoop-N-Stick...
Burlap Sack: ~I've always wanted to be in a potato sack race...
Burlap Sack: ~I used to have a burlap sack, but I ated it...

Food


Genius:


Bucket o Fish Heads: ~Heeeeey! Did you know that fish is full of omega-3 fatty acids?! I bet you didn't! I could sure go for some of that.
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~There are over 28,000 species of fish! I bet you didn't know that! I wonder which is the most delicious?
Glomco Hard Tack: ~I bet you didn't know that hardtack is sometimes called "molar breakers"! I know from personal experience that it's true! submitted
Glomco Hard Tack: ~DID YOU KNOW HARDTACK WAS INVENTED IN 1801?!?! I DID! I think the hardtack we have at Shabby Meadows is from the original batch.
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~Did you know Ratt had a hit single in 1984 called "Round and Round"!? I love that band, they remind me of my favorite food...
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~I'm craving some delicious rat meats! Didja know that the ancient Romans called rats Mus Maximus? Didja? Didja? Didja?
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~Gruel is basically a thin porridge, duh! There are some fancy kinds, like Korean Jat-juk, but I'll settle for any kind.
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I'm hungry for gruel! Maize gruel was once one of the main foods of Mesoamericans, did ya know?! I did!

Happy: (smiles 16,000 times a day, loves the other orphans despite being beaten up, perfect world)


Bucket o Fish Heads: ~You know what's the tastiest part of the fish, by far? You'll totally never guess. I'll give you a hint: it has teeth and eyeballs. I'm hungry just thinking about it.
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~I'm not a gourmet or anything, but for my money, nothing beats fish heads. Well, if I had any money, that is...
Glomco Hard Tack: ~Mmm, hardtack! I can't even remember the last time I ate hardtack. Or the last time I ate anything, come to think of it?
Glomco Hard Tack: ~Mmm... hardtack... it's a taste explosion! It's like a party in my mouth and only cardboard and sawdust are invited!
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~Even if I were a millionaire, I'd still eat ratmeal every day. I'd fill a swimming pool with it and just dive in... mmm...
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~Did you know that every ounce of ratmeal contains components from over 200 rats? Yow! If that doesn't impress you, nothing can!
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~You know, call me crazy, but gruel is hands-down my favorite food in the world. Sure, I've only tried four different foods in my life, but I don't think anything will ever beat gruel. I sure could use some gruel...
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~You'd be a FOOL if you didn't love GRUEL. Get it? Do you see what I did there? Are you picking up what I'm laying down?

Humble


Bucket o Fish Heads: ~Fish heads are probably too good for someone so undeserving as me...
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~I hope the groaning of my stomach isn't bothering you... oh, if only I had some fish heads...
Glomco Hard Tack: ~I'd ask for some hardtack, but I wouldn't want to get crumbs all over your nice furniture...
Glomco Hard Tack: ~I'm terribly sorry to inconvenience you, but perhaps you could spare some hardtack for a poor wretched little orphan...
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~No, don't trouble yourself getting me any ratmeal... I'm sure you have more important things to do.
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~It's OK... I can probably find some ratmeal on my own... but I'm so weak from hunger.
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I hate to be a bother, but do you have any gruel mix to spare?
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~My constant demands must be such a financial hardship for you... I'll try to curb my hunger pangs instead of pestering you for gruel...

Biter


Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*grumble* My stomach is pretty empty. I haven't eaten a full meal in a while. FISHNUGGETS! *twitch* GRAH!
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*twitch* FISH! *twitch* I'm pretty hungry. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME OUT, HUH?
Glomco Hard Tack: ~*crunch crunch* I'm just a'chewin' on my hand. *twitch* I NEED TO CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SOMETHING *twitch* Little help?
Glomco Hard Tack: ~Ms. Cooper said I should stop chewin' on things... *twitch* I ONLY BIT HER ONCE *twitch* I just need something crunchy...
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~*grumble* Ehnnggg, I haven't eaten much in the last couple of days... *twitch* RATATOUILLE! BAH! GIMME SOMETHING MEATY!
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~*twitch* RATS! EVERYWHERE RATS! GAH!*twitch* They sure are making me hungry!
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~*twitch* Hey, I'm getting pretty hungry over here. LISTEN TO ME, YOU! GRAH! *twitch* Sorry. I just haven't had any gruel in so long.
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~My teeth hurt from biting everything *twitch* CHOMP CHOMP CHOMPITTY *twitch* I think I need to eat something non-solid...

Depressed


Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*burp* That chipmunk head I ate earlier tasted terrible. I bet some fish would calm my tummy down.
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*gag* I think I'm going to... *gag* No, I'm good... wait... *gag* Ugh... I need some fish to hold down last night's gruel.
Glomco Hard Tack: ~Even some hardtack may not cheer me up this X-mas... but, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try.
Glomco Hard Tack: ~My last piece of hardtack was stolen by a rat and nobody wants to share with me *little tear*
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~I bet the rats eat better than us orphans... but if I were to eat the rats, then I would have quite the meal!
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~I think I'm going to die from eating too many rats... or not enough... I'm not sure which. Well, only one way to find out!
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I'm so depressed I don't think I can eat... the only thing I've ever liked was gruel, but I think we ran out of that last week...
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~*sigh* even just a small bowl of gruel might brighten up my xmas a little...
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I wonder what would happen if I put poison in the gruel... I have the poison now all I need is some gruel...
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~Amazing, the gruel I had yesterday came with little shards of glass! I can only imagine what's in store today!
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I love the gruel here. It's always grey and bland, I can't wait to see what it tastes like today!
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~*blah* That gruel last night was terrible. Hmmm, for some reason I want more of it today...odd
Raccoon

Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*groan* My tummy is empty. I want fish. Mr. Raccoon brought me a fish once, but he had already eaten all the meat.
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*grumble* So... hungry... At the orphanage, we had fish heads, but Mr. Raccoon would steal them all the time.
Glomco Hard Tack: ~Mr. Raccoon punished us most dearly when we tried to offer him hardtack. I miss those tooth-breaking biscuits *grumble*
Glomco Hard Tack: ~I wish I had some hardtack from the orphanage. We used to have soft cookies, but Mr. Raccoon demanded all the chewy food.
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~Mr. Raccoon is my friend. He sometimes brings us yummy rats! I've got such a craving for them...
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~One day the rats tried to take over the kitchens, but Mr. Raccoon saved us! I sure would like another rat feast like that
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~One time Mr. Raccoon fell into the gruel, and we had to throw it out. *grumble* I would still eat it, if I could get some...
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I was wrong to defend myself when Mr. Raccoon wanted my gruel. I'm still hungry for some.

Cute: (voted most adoptable, wants a hug-a-thon, Annie is a lie, nutritionally challenged)


Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*grumble* If I could eat right now, I think I would want some fish heads and ketchup. Lots of ketchup.
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~*grumble* I would drool at the thought of some delicious fish heads, but I forgot how to taste.
Glomco Hard Tack: ~I don't know why they call it hardtack. I mean, it's definitely hard... but is it really "tack"? All I know: it's delicious!
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~I like ratmeal, fresh out of the package, still with the flavor dust on it. Oh, to indulge in that crunchy bag of heaven.
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~I wouldn't say I like ratmeal, I'd say I love it! Though the lack of ratmeal hinders my love.
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I have one invisible sandwich left. It'd be peachy keen to have a side of gruel to accompany it.
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~Gruel isn't the worst thing in the world - it sure beats starvation.

Normal: (talks about Ms. Cooper buying eggnog and not being sober, coat hanger X-mas trees, tanbark


Bucket o Fish Heads: ~Sometimes we'll fish out of the sewer, but all we ever catch is nausea. I've always wanted to try fish.
Bucket o Fish Heads: ~I've never had seafood before... unless you count lake boots. I wonder what it's like?
Glomco Hard Tack: ~Sometimes I get so hungry I'll just chew on a rock. Something like that would be great about now...
Glomco Hard Tack: ~Regular cookies are too heavy for my weak orphan stomach. I need a cookie that's hard as a rock so I don't gobble it down...
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~We had meat in the orphanage the same day my rat friends disappeared. Mmm, I could sure go for a feast like that again!
Boruff's Ratmeal: ~I'm starving... usually. Mmm, some meat would be nice...
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~I sure could go for some real gruel..
Powdered Gruel Mix: ~At the orphanage, we could only eat "Near-Gruel Gruel-like Supplement". I'd like to try the real stuff some day...

Medicine


Genius:


Lung Brush: ~I wish I could afford a lung brush. I have a bad case of the bellowgroans, aka old man grunt.
Lung Brush: ~*Cough* My lungs hurt! Did you know that flungus affects 4 out 10 orphans? It's true! *Cough*
Sleepytime Elixir: ~I can't sleep! I guess I'll read the dictionary again unless you can help.
Sleepytime Elixir: ~*Yawn* I'm sleepy, but I can't fall asleep because these crazy letters keep running through my head: CH3-CH2-O-CH2-CH3
Warmup Cure: ~It makes my liver hurt, but Dr. Blotto's Warmup Tonic will make my cold feel better.
Warmup Cure: ~Ah... ah... ah... achooooooooooo! Help, I have acute viral nasopharyngitis. I need something to warm me up!
Bone Tonic: ~Ow, my posterior intercondyloid fossa... I think I need some of Dr.Thorpe's Bone Tonic
Bone Tonic: ~Did you know bones can serve to protect internal organs? Mine are feeling kinda soft. Can you help?
Happy: (smiles 16,000 times a day, loves the other orphans despite being beaten up, perfect world)

Lung Brush: ~My lungs are like the gifts that keep on giving. I never know what I'm gonna cough up next! Yesterday I coughed up an entire charcoal briquette!
Lung Brush: ~The great thing about lungs is that you only really need one of them. Hear that, lefty? Deteriorate all you want, I've got a spare!
Sleepytime Elixir: ~Look at it this way: the longer you stay up, the more awesome it is when you finally get to sleep. I'm building up to one heck of a sleep jackpot right now.
Sleepytime Elixir: ~Sure, sleep is nice and everything, but staying awake for two weeks at a time is kind of cool too! The hallucinations can be a real laugh.
Warmup Cure: ~If these chills were any more fun, I'd have to buy a ticket! Whoo! All aboard the COLDERCOASTER!
Warmup Cure: ~Nothing beats a good chill. It's such a rush!
Bone Tonic: ~Oh man, the doctor said my bones would turn to jelly if I didn't get some bone tonic. That actually sounds kinda AWESOME! I could squeeze under doors and stuff!
Bone Tonic: ~Whoo! Call me crazy, but I kinda love the feeling of intense skeleton pain. It's exhilarating!

Humble


Lung Brush: ~I'm so very ashamed of myself for pestering you with my constant hacking and coughing. Curse these dusty lungs!
Lung Brush: ~*Cough* So sorry for my *cough* constant... *cough* coughing..
Sleepytime Elixir: ~Oh my, please forgive me, I must be a terrible bore. If only I could get some sleep, maybe I'd make better conversation.
Sleepytime Elixir: ~Please, don't mind my nocturnal screaming. I don't wish to burden you with my night terrors...
Warmup Cure: ~Oh dear, I hope my violent shivering isn't distracting you. If only I had a bit of warming tonic...
Warmup Cure: ~Can you ever forgive me for my irritating fits of shivering? Oh, please, don't hate me!
Bone Tonic: ~Pardon me for disturbing you, but could you possibly spare a bit of bone tonic? My femurs are so frightfully spongy...
Bone Tonic: ~I'd never dream of burdening you with my problems... if my bones weren't so terribly soft, I'd gladly carry my own weight.

Biter


Lung Brush: ~*wheeze* I... can... barely... talk... ... lungs... on... fire... *wheeze*
Lung Brush: ~*wheeze* I... need... something... to... help... me... breathe... better... *wheeze*
Sleepytime Elixir: How can you sleep when there's *twitch* SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO DO *twitch*... maybe I do need to sleep...
Sleepytime Elixir: *twitch* I haven't slept in weeks! *twitch* SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S UNHEALTHY! GRAH! *twitch*
Warmup Cure: ~*shiver* It feels like I'm *shiver* LOCKED INSIDE A FREEZER GET ME OUT *shiver* Ohhh... I think I'm sick...
Warmup Cure: ~*shiver* I'm s-so cold y-you can't see m-me twitching. *shiver* I THINK I NEED HELP! GRAH!
Bone Tonic: ~Ugh, I'm sick... *twitch* SICK IN THE BODY! GRAH! *twitch* My bones aches...
Bone Tonic: ~My bones feel like someone's been biting them all day long. *twitch* CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP! NUUUU!

Depressed


Lung Brush: ~Oh great - now my lungs hurt and its hard to breathe. What a great way to start the holidays *sigh*
Sleepytime Elixir: ~*sigh* What's the point of sleeping? I'll just wake up again. If only I had some way to fall asleep without thinking about it.
Sleepytime Elixir: ~*yawn* My insomnia is going to kill me if I don't find a way to fall asleep, and fast...
Warmup Cure: ~I'm so cold. Why don't I just lie here and freeze to death? At least then someone might put a blanket over my rotting corpse.
Warmup Cure: ~I'm so cold, but what's the point in warming myself up with a blanket? I bet I'll still be cold in another 5 minutes.
Warmup Cure: ~*achooooo* I hope this cold spreads like the plague to the other orphans.
Bone Tonic: ~I can't believe my bones still hurt after 3 weeks. That's it, I'm a goner... done for... throw in the towel... close the curtain...
Bone Tonic: ~My bones are sore, but it doesn't matter... nobody cares and I'll probably die in a week due to lack of medication. Whatever.

Raccoon


Lung Brush: ~*cough* *cough* My lungs hurt... like when Mr. Raccoon set that trash can on fire.
Lung Brush: ~*hack* *cough* Owie, I'm having a hard time breathing. It feels like Mr. Raccoon is sitting on my chest again.
Sleepytime Elixir: ~*yawn* I haven't been able to sleep since Mr. Raccoon stole my blanket. I wish there was something that could help me sleep.
Sleepytime Elixir: ~*yawn* I'm so tired but Mr. Raccoon just stares at me hungrily all night. I need something to help me fall asleep!
Warmup Cure: ~Brrrrrr. I haven't felt this cold since Mr. Raccoon made me give up my blanket. I think I'm sick.
Warmup Cure: ~*cough cough* I'm freezing! I think I've got a bad case of the chills.
Bone Tonic: ~My bones hurt... they haven't felt this bad since that time Mr. Raccoon tackled me for poking around his trash.

Cute: (voted most adoptable, wants a hug-a-thon, Annie is a lie, nutritionally challenged)


Sleepytime Elixir: ~*yawn* Eating powdered milk before bedtime doesn't help me fall asleep, I need something better!
Sleepytime Elixir: ~*yawn* Usually I pass out from malnutrition, but tonight I need that little extra.
Warmup Cure: ~*shiver* I don't like to think of myself as freezing to death so much as... becoming a still-life.
Warmup Cure: ~*shiver* I am not just cold, I am shivering with style.
Bone Tonic: ~My bones are brittle and weak... but I like to think of myself as more soft and huggable because of it.
Bone Tonic: ~I mean, I don't need calcium. I have plenty of deposits on my body. But the more the merrier.

Normal: (talks about Ms. Cooper buying eggnog and not being sober, coat hanger X-mas trees, tanbark


Lung Brush: *hack* Ohhh... I think I might have a bad case of flungus... *cough*
Lung Brush: ~*cough* *hack* My lungs hurt...
Sleepytime Elixir: ~I'm so tired, but I can't sleep or rats might carry me away! I wish there was some way to get over my fear.
Sleepytime Elixir: ~Uggh, I haven't slept in days... I just can't seem to fall asleep.
Warmup Cure: ~I-I'm s-s-so c-c-cold!
Warmup Cure: ~I'm freezing my little orphan fingers off... well, the ones I have left anyway.
Bone Tonic: ~My bones feel hollow... like I'm sort of freaky giant monkey bird.
Bone Tonic: ~Ohhhh... my bones are so brittle right now...
Source: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/gaia-guides-and-resources/the-original-spirited-12-days-and-orphan-item-help-guide/t.35961545/
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