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 Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:08 pm
Table of Contents
1. Table of Contents
2. Steve Quotes
3. Mopey Quotes
4. Angry Quotes
5. Sickly Quotes
6. Gramps Quotes
7. The Event Items
8. zOMG! Event
9. The Shopkeepers
10. Manga/Event
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:27 pm
Steve Quotes: "I know a guy who has a primo hookup on some speakers. Could you spot me about 20,000 Gold?" "Oh man, if I had some kerosene I could make this baby light up." "Me? Just working for some extra greenbacks, then I'm fixing my van and hitting the road." "Thinking of airbrushing a dragon on the side of my van. No big deal." "This toy needs a serious injection of googly eyes. Bring 'em to me!" "Hey, little buddy! You don't have a couch I can sleep on, do you?" "Hmmm, gonna need you to get me a razor to shave off some of these rough edges." "Now to put it all together... Boom! Another awesome toy for the tree courtesy of you and the Stevester." "This sucker needs more juice. A battery oughta do the trick." "What this son of a gun needs is some bounce. Fetch me a spring, will ya?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:31 pm
Mopey Quotes: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle... oh who am I kidding. I can't stand bells." "Mrs. Claus won't let me near razors anymore, so I need you to find one for this toy." "What's the point of bringing Santa back? Either way I work, and either way I'm miserable." "Santa always said my toys were too cold. I guess I should add some kerosene to it." "It's so cold and dreary at the North Pole all year 'round. I guess I deserve to be there..." "This toy is about as powerless as I am. *sigh* I need to find an energy source for it." "Oh look. The toy's ready. I guess we should put it under the tree to make someone ELSE happy. *sigh*" "Choking hazards, pointy pieces, wrapping paper fatalities. X-Mas is the worst time of year." "This toy is so sad. A pair of googly eyes would help make it positively depressing." "The spring on this toy broke. Of course. As always. *sigh* Find me another?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:35 pm
Angry Quotes: "This toy factory thing is just a seasonal gig. My true calling is in stealing hubcaps." "Gonna need something to light this baby up. Oh! That reminds me... due in court on a battery charge." "Pff. Toys. When I was a kid, all I had to play with were cigarette butts and old nails, and I turned out fine." "Listen up: as long as Santa's out of the picture, I call the shots around here. Got it?" "Buzz off, chump. If I needed your help, I'd take it from you." "Watch it with the eye contact, buddy, or so help me I'll slap the freckles off your mug." "You know, makin' toys ain't so bad. Back in the joint I had to stamp out license plates all day." "This thing needs a blade, and I lost mine inside the last sorry chump who tried to talk at me." "What'sa matter, chump? Never been punched in the head by an elf before?" "Hey! Get this thing under the tree! We ain't got all day, kid." "Hey, chump! Help me finish up this toy's face before I rearrange yours!" "Arrgh, I'm just so TENSE all the time... wish I could say the same for this horrible, flaccid toy..." "Those clowns at the psych ward said I got an explosive temper... I'll show THEM explosive! Let's pack some heat in this toy, baby!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:49 pm
Sickly Quotes: "Do you think I need to wash my hand if I accidentally touch my other hand?" "Does my shoulder look big to you? I think my shoulder looks bigger. Oh no, what if it's a big shoulder tumor? Do those exist?" "Ugh, my eye itches. Do you think it's some kind of horrible eye disease? I bet it is..." "I'll bet this workshop is crawling with bacteria... I can feel them swimming over my eyeball membranes..." "I heard batteries have all sorts of chemicals... do you think they'll poison me? I feel sick already..." "Do you think a cracked fingernail could get worse and worse until it damages the integrity of your skeleton and your skull just kinda falls in half?" "Could you bring me some fuel for this? Not too much, though... the fumes make me so dizzy..." "Does this freckle look infected? Maybe it's skin cancer, or that flesh-eating bact-- oh, wait, it's barbecue sauce." "Huh? Speak up, I have a terrible, seeping ear infection..." "Would you put this toy under the tree for me? I feel too faint to walk that far..." "Could you put the sharp knifey bit in for me? I can't risk cutting myself... I'm feeling a bit hemophiliac today..." "What if I poke myself on a sewing needle and get blood poisoning and my veins turn black and I fall down dead? WHAT THEN?" "I need some eyes for this toy... speaking of which. do my eyes look cloudy to you? What if I'm going blind? Oh, no..."
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:35 am
Gramps Quotes: "My hands aren't as steady as they used to be, but I can still make a toy as good as any elf." "When I was a lad, toys were made out of lead, asbestos, and weapons grade uranium." "Huh? What do ya want from me? Can't you see I'm resting." "Googly eyes, dagnamit! Get me some darn googly eyes for this thing." "Toys you say? I was making toys when you were crawling around in diapers." "Listen, I can't do anything more to this toy until I shave my back hair. Fetch me a razor!" "Gramps needs some ol' firewater to keep going. Kerosene should do the trick." "Ah, that's the stuff! OK, the toy is complete. Let's just slide it under the tree like so..." "Back in my day, springs were a luxury. You shouldn't have any trouble getting me one." "Ya did it! I had zero faith in you, but you proved me wrong. Here's one shiny new toy for the tree."
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:59 pm
Event Items  : Tangled Christmas Lights  : Starhat  : Cheer-O-Meter  Mountain of Presents: "You were so good this year you got a MOUNTAIN of gifts! JOY!!"  : My Own Little Elftech: "If you're ever mind-swapped with livestock during an alien abduction mishap, this guy can help."  Santa Cow Plushie: "After Santa got turned into a cow the mischeivous elves made this plushie of him for a laugh"  Elf Science: "You sure this isn't gonna turn me into a freakishly mutated fly or something?"  You are a Cow: "... Moo?" Smaller Items: Silk, Copper, Walker Leg Tip, Skull Patch, Wood Piece, Carbon, Night Fire, Plastic, Clamshell Caroling Items:  Spirited 2k8 Santa Hat: "A long, striped Santa hat, a unique hat to wear during the holidays"  Spirited 2k8 Peppermint Cap: "A peppermint-striped newsboy cap, a more practical way to be festive"  Spirited 2k8 Scarf: "Warm and fuzzy with slanted stripes, a nice accent for any holiday outfit"  Spirited 2k8 Festive Bow: "A large, festive bow, created from the gift wrapping of your many presents!"  Spirited 2k8 Candycane Dress: "A festive dress with diagnol stripes to hide those holiday food pounds you've put on"  Spirited 2k8 Candycane Vest: "A striped vest with bell buttons for more dignified holiday attire"  Spirited 2k8 Candycane Stockings: "Festive stockings with slanted stripes that would make any legs look good"
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:00 pm
zOMG!
Prizes: Festive Ribbon, Jingle Bell, Coal-ossal Fail
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:10 pm
Shopkeepers: Ian:  Rufus:  Agatha:  Rina:  Logan:  Ruby:  Peyo: Broken.... Sasha:  Moira:  Edmund:  Vanessa:  Liam: 
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:02 am
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