Are You on a Quest?

[Zathura]

Are you on a quest? Are you discouraged and grumpy? Are you ready to go postal on the Gaia staff?

Lemme know, and I'll lend my help until you complete your goal!*

Included in the Zathura Quest Slave package:

arrow I'll become a faithful minion of your quest thread, bumping as mindlessly as a n00b, and advertising as whorishly as the Coca Cola Co.*

arrow Telling everyone I meet that you are the greatest ________ (insert personal message here), for your own amusement, and to let everyone know how great you are.

arrow I will brave the more scary forums such as GD and Chatterbox to make sure the message gets out there, and to increase my own humiliation for the above message, for your own amusement.

arrow Hand over all the gold I make myself during my time as your independent mule... lol! A Pope giving money

arrow Help you stay focused on your goal!

arrow Putting my own mules to work for you!*

Le Strings Attached

~This will be on a first come first serve bases.

~I will attempt to complete your quest before moving on to the next customer.

~Please let me know if you decide to change the object of your quest, or are dropping out entirely so I can either update my files or put my gold and time for someone's else use.

~Quests objects can be expensive but not totally unreasonable. Prices between 40,000 to 3,000,000.... something we can hope to achieve within a few weeks or months.

~I won't work by my self, you must also be working your quest thread regularly (or equivalent, if you aren't going to have one, IE: Your profile page), saving your own gold, and accepting donations

~I will be keeping a running tab of my own funds here and/or on your quest thread. Amount will be guaranteed.*

~You must not waste your gold on the next shiny item to pop out into stores.

~You'll need to provide me with banners and such. I cannot make them myself.

How to apply

Please post your Name, item questing for, approximate current funds, and quest links, and a personal message that is witty or clever.*

wahmbulance
Payment

No gold or items required.... only Fan Art by you or purchased elsewhere will be accepted.... and your undying love and devotion, naturally mrgreen *

Ze fine print

*Disclaimer: Help includes moral support and financial aid. No murderous rampages... well, maybe I might send some poison muffins...

*Includes links in my signature

*Only those mules who's passwords I remember

*Unless I am hacked

*No laughs from me; no soup for you! j/k

*Optional  

[Gemstone]

OMG I can't believe you're still using the Poll Pope pic I made you xd xd xd